Tickets in the 240SX

[BEISSEN]

ok in the past few months there has been alot of cops messing with us in our cars and getting tickets so here is a little laughter to let it all go away for a brief moment.

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop said "What ... a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge..."

The ticket was $95 dollars. The look on his face, PRICELESS!

[whateverjames]

no way...nooo way did you say that! it's hard to believe. if you did. you rule. even if you didn't, it was funny &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

[One-Eighty SX]

OH GOD MAN that should be Thrusday humor rite there yo!!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cool:'> . LMFAO(laughin my f-in ass off)

[bing]

i just saw this the other day, man did you ever fool james. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

[SimpleS14]

haha thats funny

yea I got a ticket for $92 (only 15mph over) &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

[BEISSEN]

No i did not say that my godmother sent it to me,This is the same kinda stuff my godmother would do and me if i could afford the ticket.But damn GTspecR I only had to pay 100.00 for a recless driving ticke which eas 28 over 63-35.

[One-Eighty SX]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (bing @ Sep. 12 2002,9:49)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">i just saw this the other day, man did you ever fool james. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Ahhhh who me?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> I am james but there is soo many.... blah he told me... what bastard he is.... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sneaky.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':pissed:'>

[SR20Fastback]

HAHAHAHA oh that was golden. Whered you find that story? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

[SimpleS14]

<!--QuoteBegin--BEISSEN+Sep. 11 2002,11<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (BEISSEN @ Sep. 11 2002,11<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>2)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">No i did not say that my godmother sent it to me,This is the same kinda stuff my godmother would do and me if i could afford the ticket.But damn GTspecR I only had to pay 100.00 for a recless driving ticke which eas 28 over 63-35.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Yea it would have been $45, but this was my first ticket so its $47 extra. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

The weird thing about it is the day before I was talking to my friend and I said

"Me..I won't get a ticket......I'll never get a ticket"

She replied "Don't say that because you'll get one the next day"

It amazed me on how right she was <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/huh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':huh:'>

[Tricky1980]

what!? GTSPEC... you had to pay 47$ MORE because it was your first ticket.. that seems strange to me... should it be less the first time and more thereafter? where do u live? just curious? ive never heard of that before.

[SimpleS14]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (Tricky1980 @ Sep. 12 2002,12:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">what!? GTSPEC... you had to pay 47$ MORE because it was your first ticket.. that seems strange to me... should it be less the first time and more thereafter? where do u live? just curious? ive never heard of that before.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I live in VA, and I got pulled over in a different county from where I live (Fairfax). &nbsp;Yea the $47 is for the "processing fee of 1st charge", well the $45 is from "$3 per MPH over the speed limt in a zone other than 55 MPH or 65 MPH". &nbsp;I was doing 65 in a 50.....and I wasn't actually speeding on purpose, just distracted by the Jaguar flying down the parkway, then tailgate this minvan and I happened to be going faster then usual and noticed the cop a bit to late. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

[-E-]

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> lol

[Apparition]

man oh man, I'd love to be able to talk back to the 5-0. Out of the 4x I've been pulled over, I've had just jackass cops. And twice they were women. Anyone else notice they have to go on powertrips and lecture you and throw in the threats?

The ONLY time I've had a nice cop, was when I sitting parked behind a mall, talking with my g/f on the cell phone. He came up, asked me what I was doing and for my drivers license, and said, "don't let her keep you up all night on that phone" and left. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

Are you allowed to say that stuff to cops? Or they gonna go postal and the next thing I know they'll "find" stuff to charge me with?

[BEISSEN]

Hey gtspecr where about in VA do you live at?I also in VA.

[SimpleS14]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (BEISSEN @ Sep. 12 2002,09:09)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Hey gtspecr where about in VA do you live at?I also in VA.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I live in Woodbridge, but spend most of my time in Fairfax and Falls Church (school and work).

[One-Eighty SX]

Hey i live in va beach does that count?<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'> hhaha

[Fresh 240SX]

Yea only in america can you talk back to the po po... like that one guy with the Isuzu who freaked over the speeding ticket and went insane... here its like guilty untill we decide what to fine you with.... a friend of mine got hassled for a good 30 min because he passed slower traffic... Im sure you could mouth off to them here too but they usually give out alot of warnings so it evens out and theres no need to hassle the fuzz..... &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

[gabossie]

You guys had it easy! When I got my first (and only) ticket almost 3 years ago, just after I got my license, I got nailed for over $175 plus the price of Traffic School to get it off my record. I was going 50 in a 35 and I was the only one on the road because it was late at night.

[BEISSEN]

Het gtspecr i live on &nbsp;ft belvoir right along rt1.Hey givem me a call some time or hit me up in e-mail and maybe we can meet up some time man.
703-781-0414=home
202-297-0220=cell

[Tuck&Poke]

i dun know if its illegal to talk back to a cop but im not gonna be the guy to find out. &nbsp;but damn.. 100 bucks for 28 over...lucky bastards.. i got a ticket for 90 in a 70 and it was 168 dollars... and i saw that vid w/ the guy who freaked over the ticket in the izuzu...lmao that was funny as hell...and then he rips the ticket and the cop says "im gonna give you another fine for littering" &nbsp;haha i love those vids

[whateverjames]

you can definitely get in trouble for verbally assaulting a cop. i like that video clip. he was crying like a little girl over a ticket. the cop could have easily gotten him in more trouble for verbally assualting him, but i think he played it cool and thought this guy's humilation would be punishment enough. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

[Ni5mo180SX]

Ive gotten 800 for just a speeding ticket (I think) in CA