Dane Cook... the singer?

[2Slow40]

I couldnt find a real video for the song or anything. But here's this video is the song and some random stupid ass clips of Dane Cook.

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2894391

He should stick to comedy... actually he's lame and played out. So he should stick to acting... actually... he should just keep his money and never do any "entertainment" again

[ThatGuy]

Hmmm, "lame" and "played out", yet you still chose to start a thread about him. A thread that may introduce someone to his act for the first time. Thus raising his popularity just a tiny bit more. Lengthening his stay at the top. Keeping him "fresh" and "desirable".

Congratulations, You just helped Dane Cook get another Special, or earn another role in a mediocre comedy movie.

Pat yourself on the back.

:keke:

[2Slow40]

I dont think a thread talking about how much he sucks at singing is gonna help him much.

[ixfxi]

dane cook is such a piece of shit.

i know, i know i'm always negative.. but come on

FUCKING DANE COOK.. this guy can lick my butthole. he's so pathetic.

i've watched his comedy, he's LA. he's worse, he's SUPER LA.. i cant stand comedians who act all energetic, but ARENT FUNNY.

so why is he popular? i'll tell ya. because the asshole has "good energy" to most idiots who watch him. they think just because he talks a lot and moves around a lot, that hes entertaining.

comedy is dave chappelle.

comedy is chris rock.

comedy is george lopez.

comedy is NOT dane cook.

and carlos mencia is NOT mexican.

[theronin]

i like dane cook. i think he's funny. hate all u want. he really cares what some guy on a nissan board thinks of him, im sure.

[ixfxi]

i like dane cook. i think he's funny. hate all u want. he really cares what some guy on a nissan board thinks of him, im sure.

yeah, you're probably right. dane cook doesnt care what mike of clearcorners has to say about him

but.....................................

dane cook SHOULD care what others think of him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane_cook

"Fuck Dane Cook, he's a cunt."
“Kill Dane Cook"
"Thank you MySpace for inventing Dane Cook"
"Dane Cook is a pyramid scheme. 'Tell ten friends who know nothing about comedy about him.'"

hahahahaah

dane cook. what a pile of shit.

[kyoru]

Hmmm, "lame" and "played out", yet you still chose to start a thread about him. A thread that may introduce someone to his act for the first time. Thus raising his popularity just a tiny bit more. Lengthening his stay at the top. Keeping him "fresh" and "desirable".

Congratulations, You just helped Dane Cook get another Special, or earn another role in a mediocre comedy movie.

Pat yourself on the back.

:keke:

best come back to a rant +1 rep haha

[BustedS13]

and carlos mencia is NOT mexican.

speaking of ned holden, he's coming to town in a couple weeks... me and a couple friends are going to be outside the show handing out fliers before and after listing instances of his material theft.

[Mr.S14]

LOL Carlos Mansteala and Dane Crook
they steal peoples jokes chck it out on you tube

[ixfxi]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8QVvgMro3D0

oh shit, dane cook has some new material. awesome.

sorry about my above comments, i take it back. dane cook RULES! haha

[Kn1ves]

Hmmm, "lame" and "played out", yet you still chose to start a thread about him. A thread that may introduce someone to his act for the first time. Thus raising his popularity just a tiny bit more. Lengthening his stay at the top. Keeping him "fresh" and "desirable".

Congratulations, You just helped Dane Cook get another Special, or earn another role in a mediocre comedy movie.

Pat yourself on the back.

:keke:

i honestly don't have anything against dane cook, never seen any of his shows but since i saw this thread i saw some of his performances. i think hes fresh and desirable. he is now a tiny bit more popular because i am now a fan of dane cook. thanks OP you made my day.

[theronin]

yeah, you're probably right. dane cook doesnt care what mike of clearcorners has to say about him

but.....................................

dane cook SHOULD care what others think of him: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dane_cook

"Fuck Dane Cook, he's a cunt."
“Kill Dane Cook"
"Thank you MySpace for inventing Dane Cook"
"Dane Cook is a pyramid scheme. 'Tell ten friends who know nothing about comedy about him.'"

hahahahaah

dane cook. what a pile of shit.

hate more. he's making out with Jessica Alba in a major motion picture while you sit there with your dick in your hand lookin at her pictures online. let me know when you have a wikipedia site about you. :mrmeph:

[MURPHY]

hate more. he's making out with Jessica Alba in a major motion picture while you sit there with your dick in your hand lookin at her pictures online. let me know when you have a wikipedia site about you. :mrmeph:
hahaha

sir that is not very nice tho

this thread is getting out of control

[ixfxi]

hate more. he's making out with Jessica Alba in a major motion picture while you sit there with your dick in your hand lookin at her pictures online. let me know when you have a wikipedia site about you. :mrmeph:

awww thats cute

you sure your name is THERONIN

make it should be called THEDANE


seriously, sounds like you're jocking him so hard, that you want to BE him. i mean, how lucky is he! holy shit! he gets to "make out" with fucking JESSICA ALBA man... JESSICA *FUCKING* ALBA!

first, what are you.. in middle school? "make OUT?" oh how fucking cute.. i feel 13 all over again. maybe dane will get to SECOND base, if he plays his cards right

second, who cares if its jessica alba? just because shes a celebrity, doesnt make her special. shes pretty, wow thats rare! theres lots of pretty women in this world, who the fuck cares of shes popular or an actress? can she cook a meal or suck a dick? probably not, and thats WAY more important if you ask me.

like tupac said, "picture me pay for the pussy when this dicks for free" - obviously you have no value of self-worth... fuckin bottom-clinging, dane cook fanboy.

[S14Josh]

comedy is dave chappelle.

comedy is chris rock.

comedy is george lopez.

comedy is NOT dane cook.

and carlos mencia is NOT mexican.

Dont forget about Eddie Murphy...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UWu4W_oCTco


Dane cant sing...it cracks me up when people whisper into the mic to make it seem like they can sing....and it still doesnt work. And his jokes are tired, he used the same shit for over 2 years

[theronin]

awww thats cute

you sure your name is THERONIN

make it should be called THEDANE


seriously, sounds like you're jocking him so hard, that you want to BE him. i mean, how lucky is he! holy shit! he gets to "make out" with fucking JESSICA ALBA man... JESSICA *FUCKING* ALBA!

first, what are you.. in middle school? "make OUT?" oh how fucking cute.. i feel 13 all over again. maybe dane will get to SECOND base, if he plays his cards right

second, who cares if its jessica alba? just because shes a celebrity, doesnt make her special. shes pretty, wow thats rare! theres lots of pretty women in this world, who the fuck cares of shes popular or an actress? can she cook a meal or suck a dick? probably not, and thats WAY more important if you ask me.

like tupac said, "picture me pay for the pussy when this dicks for free" - obviously you have no value of self-worth... fuckin bottom-clinging, dane cook fanboy.

you have alot of anger. i think you just might need a hug. :ughug:

[Antihero983]

hmm....he kinda sounds like a bad jack johnson...

[steve shadows]

dane cook is such a piece of shit.

i know, i know i'm always negative.. but come on

FUCKING DANE COOK.. this guy can lick my butthole. he's so pathetic.

i've watched his comedy, he's LA. he's worse, he's SUPER LA.. i cant stand comedians who act all energetic, but ARENT FUNNY.

so why is he popular? i'll tell ya. because the asshole has "good energy" to most idiots who watch him. they think just because he talks a lot and moves around a lot, that hes entertaining.

comedy is dave chappelle.

comedy is chris rock.

comedy is george lopez.

comedy is NOT dane cook.

and carlos mencia is NOT mexican.


player hater.

I respect people like this for the pure fact that they are worthless and yet more successful than most PHD's.

they are my fucking hero.

they are the reason the world is fucked too.

god bless them all

[ixfxi]

you have alot of anger. i think you just might need a hug. :ughug:

hey....................





you'got KNOCKED the FUCK OUT!

ps: i said it before and i'll say it again.....


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FUCK DANE [email protected]!

[backroadtouge]

hey....................





you'got KNOCKED the FUCK OUT!

ps: i said it before and i'll say it again.....


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FUCK DANE [email protected]! ([email protected]!)





im going to guess... you dont like dane cook?

[azndoc]

I don't like dane cook because he gets to make out with my future wife jessica.

which is bullshit.

so he is an asshole in my eyes.

I agree with mike on this one.

[DRavenS13]

It's funny to me how most of the people on Zilvia are assholes, and you're knocking on one of the biggest assholes in Hollywood. Haha.

I, unlike most of you, happen to like Dane Cook. I think he's funny.

(insert flames below)

[frankist]

he was pretty funny in good luck chuck, comedy's pretty fun, but then again maybe i just have a lol dorkist sense of humor lol.

[ixfxi]

It's funny to me how most of the people on Zilvia are assholes, and you're knocking on one of the biggest assholes in Hollywood. Haha.

I, unlike most of you, happen to like Dane Cook. I think he's funny.

(insert flames below)

we're assholes that makes sense

dane cook is an asshole that bites peoples material and is "L.A."

being "LA" is the fuckin worst shit

[kdashy]

Not to bandwagon, but I dont think hes funny at all.

Material sucks.

Delivery is worse.