Cocaine Energy Drink

[ixfxi]

I cant believe I didnt know this shit exists... what a trip:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tbUZ3Er_f_E

this interview reminds me of Robocop II, with NUKE:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2sidokz6ltk

ps: I hate news anchors.. especially that bitch. i hate how she tries to insert her opinion, without actually doing it. shes obviously upset, why doesnt she just straight up say "hey what the fuck, you're a fucking idiot for creating this shitty drink"

PERIOD.

[ixfxi]

i dont watch television (besides youtube)... but clips like this just remind me why i DONT want a tv.

CNBC. god, all these anchors sound the same.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A1eUsJFgpjE

KOKAINE IN A CAN BABY...............

[exitspeed]

I cant believe I didnt know this shit exists... what a trip:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tbUZ3Er_f_E

this interview reminds me of Robocop II, with NUKE:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2sidokz6ltk


Ahhh, Robocop II.

Seen this on the news a few months ago. I've never seen it for sale though. Or at least I've never noticed it for sale. It's not by the Miller Lite so...

[bamaboy]

I actually have one of these drinks. I bought 2, it tasted like shit so I kept one for collectable purposes.

*edit...pic

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f244/byggbamaboy1626/energydrink.jpg

[exitspeed]

^
Is it like Cocaine?

[2ilvia]

old news, and yeah that anchor was annoying

[BustedS13]

cocaine energy drink has been around for a good while now. moreover:

energy drink = placebo

WAKE UP! THEY DON'T DO SHIT!

[bamaboy]

nothing like....wait, why would you ask "ME" that?

[exitspeed]

nothing like....wait, why would you ask "ME" that?

Cause my mom isn't around. OHHHH!

[IIIXziuR]

I bought that shit when it was available over here.
It fucking burnt my throat and tasted horrible.
I remembering feeling like complete garbage afterwards.

[SimpleSexy180]

i want to try it

[steve shadows]

I love how its automatically a Black problem.

the best or saddest part is the African American community "leaders" let the news paste them as crack heads on TV.

I guarentee you more coke is consumed by kids at USC than black bums.

[projekt_s13]

They stole the idea from Chappelle

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WnGKPAffVBw

[JDMS1lv1a]

Its gonna make 15/16 yr old kids feel cool...."holy shit bro,Im doing it"

[bamaboy]

I bought that shit when it was available over here.
It fucking burnt my throat and tasted horrible.
I remembering feeling like complete garbage afterwards.

are you talking about the energy drink or Columbia's finest? lol

[ManoNegra]

All energy drinks are is sugar and caffeine, $8 for a 4-pack of redbull is the biggest rip off in history. But it does make Vodka taste so good... damn you Red Bull!!

Also reminds me of "Death Cigarettes" that were around in the early 90s.

[exitspeed]

^
Reminds me how cool these were as a kid:

http://www.tobaccofreeca.com/_images/Candy_Cigs.jpg

[ManoNegra]

^word, I remember those! Lol, here kinds have some 'cigarette candy' in you Happy Meal.

[UfoZ8myCow]

I definitely would stick it in that lady anchor's pooper.

[eastcoastS14]

hahaha fuck it Id probably try it.....lol but seriously tho, give it a rest...everyone is so upset like kids are gonna be like "yeah I tried that cocaine drink....now lets go get some real blow!, that drink makes me wanna do drugs!!" who cares its a controversial name, by even doing that report all they are doing is giving the drink more publicity

[UfoZ8myCow]

Hey even bad publicity is still good... Ill bet a lot more people know about that drink now who probably would have never heard about it were it not in the news.

[DUFFM4N]

"cocaine is one hell of a drunk" -rick james

[rps13drift]

I bought that shit when it was available over here.
It fucking burnt my throat and tasted horrible.
I remembering feeling like complete garbage afterwards.

I totaly agree! That drink burns the fuck out of your throat! Its like drinking an 8oz can of cinamin mouthwash! Anybody hear of that other energy drink called ecstyse?

[Andrew Bohan]

i got it a while back to see what it's like

burned my throat too. and didn't taste that good.




redline is better. i was so cracked out when i drank that. i couldn't stop running around and jumping off of things. i thought i was gonna have a heart attack too.

[ManoNegra]

Grey Goose and Redbull
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[ixfxi]

They stole the idea from Chappelle

you tool - you cant just repeat what i already said. i already said at the bottom of my post, that its KOKANE IN A CAN BABY... a quote from that skit.

actually, it was a dual quote... because if you remember the gang wars of 1980 or whatever, the skit chappelle did.. Mos Def spelled it KOKANE

hahah what a great skit. i can go on all day posting chappelle links. and i can go all day watching them!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y5U9Qk9ljDM

"yall nigars kneed to
kook up kokane
wif bking soda
and sell it
cornrow
^ best regards
ps: ppprrrrr"

thats gotta be one of the best chappelle skits EVER. battle of the kool moe dee concert!

[2Slow40]

Cocaine (aka Insert Name) is terrible. Its really cinnamony (is that a word?) and burns like crazy. It's hard to finish one. It does give you a good jolt I guess but its the worst drink ever made. It makes you feel sick after you drink it. So after you drink it, you have a sore throat, mouth feels like you've been chewing on cinnamon all day and your stomach feels like you just drank acid but omg you feel a little more awake. FTL

[Farzam]

I WANT SUM KOKAN dog

[ilovecoupes]

Down with Cocaine
Up with Pimp Juice

[Edgar]

ill snort that shit

[soreballz]

Down with Cocaine
Up with Pimp Juice
Yeeessss. Pimp Juice is fucking GOOD. Too bad I've only found one place around here that sells it, and its not exactly local to me. =/

[S14Josh]

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:keke: People are stupid, nobody can have fun anymore without someone worrying about kids wanting to go out and immediately buy some cocaine. Most kids wouldnt even know what the fuck cocaine is...yet the news reporters make such a big deal about it, kids ask their parents "What is cocaine, i saw it on the news".

I heard it tastes pretty shitty, but it makes you freak out for hours.

[silviaguy240]

didnt they make them change to the name to something else, and now its called 'Banned'?

[vvtisupra]

HAHAH that bitch on cnn was trying to call the guy out and the guy had totally logical replies.

I like how she was like 350

not 3 not 50 but 350 times stronger than a redbull. He was like uh no you stupid bitch its 350% stronger which means 3.5 times. BHAHAHAHAHA.

[steve shadows]

she was probably thinking about the strength of the actual cocaine she did in the bathroom before work.

[tacotacotaco]

So weak so weak. When i first started working corporate me and a coworker collected energy drinks. Had like 80+ kinds our file cabinet...... but there was 1 the HOLY GRAIL of energy drinks. ONE that did not need a name to fake the funk made from the leaves of the cacao. The supplement used by ancient Inca runners to run and deliver messages in the high altitudes of the Andes.

MOFUCKIN VORTEX
http://www.vortexcoca.nl/ <-------------the real shit. Tried to get my sis to pick me up some while she was in Chile no go.

[ixfxi]

HAHAH that bitch on cnn was trying to call the guy out and the guy had totally logical replies.

I like how she was like 350

not 3 not 50 but 350 times stronger than a redbull. He was like uh no you stupid bitch its 350% stronger which means 3.5 times. BHAHAHAHAHA.

theres nothing more annoying than an angry woman, who has no reason to be fucking angry.

seriously, her job was to interview the guy - but she felt like it was her mission to question him while inserting her smark remarks. thats the kind of shit that pissed me off back in school, you'de get people that think they're proving a point JUST by being vindictive with their questioning. not only that, some of her facts were fucking wrong.. which is even more embarassing.

i wish i could put a bitch like that in the hot seat, see how she'd answer questions when theyre being shoved up HER ass.

to the creator, i will say.. cocaine is a pretty stupid name. i mean, the FDA should ban stupid names like that.. since they dont serve any GOOD.

[S14DB]

to the creator, i will say.. cocaine is a pretty stupid name. i mean, the FDA should ban stupid names like that.. since they dont serve any GOOD.

May called they want their story back:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/07/health/main2772524.shtml

Banned on May 5th 2007.

[ixfxi]

yes, i knew it eventually was banned. what i am saying, is that they should've nipped that shit in the bud - and common sense should have just kicked in and said "no sir, you cannot sell your product with that name"

[IIIXziuR]

^agreed. Seriously, the drink was called cocaine. how good did they think that was gonna go.