Minnesota Toe-Licker Nabbed.....

[DRavenS13]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0911072toes1.html

Minnesota Toe Licker Nabbed
After mugging, creep told victim, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."

SEPTEMBER 11--Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passersby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped.


Click the link, you absolutely have to see his picture!!!!!

[WilloW]

That guy looks like ODB (RIP).

[jrmiller84]

Quote of the fucking year "Now I'm gonna suck your feet."

Funny shit.

[azndoc]

Damn that's some crazy shit.

Damn that dude does look like ODB.

[xblack240x]

LOL thats funny... "Now I'm gonna suck your feet" and she let him...

And that guy does look like ODB (RIP)

[1Via!]

Stealing is bad, but who are we to judge toe lickers?

Whatever floats your boat.

A bit offtopic, but it reminded me of this. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2-5GSjZvW8
"Wu Tang is for the children."

RIP ODB.

[DRavenS13]

She better have been at gunpoint, or knife-point, or something, otherwise she's as f***ed in the head as his cross-eyed ass.

[Matej]

She was probably into that, so it'd be like...like getting raped by your favorite celebrity, haha.

[ixfxi]

THIS IS what its all about... anyone remember this skit with chris rock and tim meadows from SNL:

Tim (singing):
Hey girl - take off your dress right now
I'm lookin' at your body, and I wanna say ...

Chris:
Oww.

Tim (singing):
You go through the shinin', got extensions in your hair
You say the kid's in the other room, but you know that I don't care

Chris (singing):
Babay, ... buzz me at the do'
Pull up your skirt, child, now pull it up some mo'
Your panties are green, and your bra is pink
Now suck on my tic-tac, so your breath won't stiiiink

Chorus (2x): G-Spot (singing)
All I wanna do, is suck your big toe
Suck it reeeeal slow, I wanna suck your big fat toe

Chris (singing):
Honay, your toe tastes so sweet
You got a big corn on it - ooh! I love the extra meat!

Tim (singing):
Your mind says no, but your body says yes
I'm lookin' at the backside, baby, and thinkin'
"Damn, this bitch is blessed!"

Chorus

Chris (singing):
This little piggy wants tastin',
And this little piggy wants sex,
This little piggy wants raisin',
But your big toe is the best!

Chris (talking):
Yeah, girl - that's the reason I love ya, baby!
I love every lil' thing about ya,
baby! I love that nose ring you got in your nose, baby,
and I love your big fat toe.
I love the way you tell the cops you ain't seen me in two years, baby!
Yeah, girl, just come here, baby, let me suck on your toe! Don't run!
I would never hit a woman - unless she owes me money! Come on!!

[Farzam]

He was framed.
It was me.

But yeah if someone robbed me and they wanted to suck the juiced off my feet...you bet your ass i'd let em. And then i'd kick through their head and drag their corpse to the po-po station.