whose got drinking stories???

[eastcoastS14]

Ok so we have a ton of threads about "whats your favorite drink" etc.....but what about what goes down after the drinks go down? So lets here em, I know you party animals got drinking stories. So to honor thirsty thursdays post up your funniest, wildest or just all out strangest drinking story.....keep the ones you really shouldnt post to yourself tho, no stories about killing hookers etc

[Farzam]

I'm blessed with good reasoning even when intoxicated...but I can turn it off.

If I get loose with the goose I usually black out and end up blaring some really loud Emmure or Ion Dissonance, and then I start running into walls/doing flips over couches with people sittin on em, talk shit, mosh, chug anything I can, hit on every fucking girl (like literally every single one), etc. Then I throw up about 4 or 5 times, start feeling normal again, and start over.

I've had a bunch of moped adventures I won't get into.

[theronin]

my friends and i decided to buy a bottle of 151, nothing else just a single big bottle of the liquid fire. between the 4 of us we managed to drink it all. what happened that night is still somewhat of a blur but the following morning many discoveries were made.

1. Apparently i decided to get buck naked and streak down the neighborhood we lived in at the time.

2. I also felt it necessary to masturbate in our backyard and spooge all over the sliding glass door.

3. My roomie Sean invited some random girl over, then proceeded to vomit all over her as she was attempting to felate him.

4. My other roomie Sal thought it would be a real cool thing to go and steal every "Drive 25 kids are present sign" in a mile radius of our house. Then proceeded to stack them in our living room before passing out on them.

5. Upon waking up, Sal discovered that he had severely sprained his ankle on his epic ninja sign stealing quest. So he had to go to the doctors.

6. My other roomie Steve i guess decided to take a shower with all of his clothes on, then he got sick in the shower, started vomiting on himself, then shit his pants. His gf found him passed out covered in his own filth.

To this day if anyone ever mentions 151 around our group huge grins spread across our face although in the corner of our eyes twinges of pain and humiliation can be seen.

-Logan

[SexPanda]

I bought a 20 pack of bud light (eck) because thats what my friends wanted. I get to my friends sisters house, and they have 2 20 packs of real beer. Im pissed so I say "what the hell am I supposed to do with 20 bottles of bud light? Pour it out?" Thats when Nick got the bright idea I should drink them all as fast as I could. half an hour later, the case is empty. We chill for about 2 hours, everone thinking im sober as hell. Nick hands me the keys, says "you drive. Your sorta sober". I stand up, and procede to fall head first into his sisters wall. We walked.

funnier if you had been there.

[Farzam]

6. LMFAO

I remember once everyone got shitty and on klonapinit, but every other guy there proceeded to be macho and do macho stuff. All the other guys fought, a few of them walked around naked to get girls to see who had a bigger dick, and then girls started walking around naked...and then everyone made out.

Wow people are weird.

[Farzam]

I bought a 20 pack of bud light (eck) because thats what my friends wanted. I get to my friends sisters house, and they have 2 20 packs of real beer. Im pissed so I say "what the hell am I supposed to do with 20 bottles of bud light? Pour it out?" Thats when Nick got the bright idea I should drink them all as fast as I could. half an hour later, the case is empty. We chill for about 2 hours, everone thinking im sober as hell. Nick hands me the keys, says "you drive. Your sorta sober". I stand up, and procede to fall head first into his sisters wall. We walked.

funnier if you had been there.

Yeah that's how I am. I'll be fucked out my mind and people won't know until someone asks me to drive, and then I throw the keys and say "oops i'm drunk".

[MURPHY]

i'm bald from being drunnk :(

[DRavenS13]

I went to GameWorks with friends a few months ago, and proceeded to get extremely shit-faced. About 5 buckets of Coronas and 10 shots of Cuervo later, I was stumbling to my car and fell face first into the driver window. My friend then decided he should drive me home. He drove my car home with his friend following in his car. At least one good thing happened- he owned a civic and never drove a 240 before. He changed his mind and decided to sell his car.

The bad side was that he parked my car on the wrong side of the street and I woke up with a bad hangover in my underwear and went outside to see a street sweeping ticket on my car.

[Farzam]

Well, he prevented you from driving drunk.

Minor ticket>DUI or death

[DRavenS13]

I really wasn't intending on driving. I was gonna go sit in my car and try to sleep it off until I was ready to drive. But my friend saw that I was so thrashed that he was worried that someone might see me and try to mess with me- my car was missing the passenger window so anyone could have easily gotten into the car.

I would never ever drive in that condition.

[Farzam]

I can believe that, you seem to have common sense.

[UfoZ8myCow]

Who needs drinking stories when you have drinking pictures??? That would be me on the far right...

http://a142.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/125/l_38409150baf53d0b645c09d5f9eba4fd.jpg

Whatever happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas. It goes directly onto Myspace.

[exitspeed]

I gots stories for days.

Here's a pic to accompany my brief story.

Beer:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/exitspeed/Mel_s_and_Others_028.jpg

X-Mas tree from the year before:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/exitspeed/Mel_s_and_Others_022.jpg

Drunkidness:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/exitspeed/Mel_s_and_Others_021.jpg

[NiGHTS]

got drunk from beer and proposed to a chick that i knew....... to this day she does not talk to me:-/

[altalti]

When i lived in a dorm my first year to a party with some friends. I thought they would be up for drinking the bottle of jose cuervo i brought with me. I ended up drinnking the whole thing right out of the bottle. Then they help me back to my dorm and I pass out. Now comes the funny part about 2 hours later i woke up still shitfaced and standing in the middle of my little ass room start pissing on the floor right in between me and my roomates beds. Then my roomate wakes up turns on the light and me still pissing says it's all good man go back to sleep. Our room smelled so bad for like a week. Ill add more later.

[Dirty Habit]

Alot of the stories I have would implicate me in some type of crime. Nothing like breaking shit, but more of lewdness and other stupidity.

[Grendel]

When I lived in Ramona I had a few tweeker friends (only non tweeker hanging out with a bunch of tweekers was wierd enough) who drank nothing but 151 and dr pepper.

One night, we get a bottle and decide to climb the fence to chill by the pool behind my apartment. A while later, most of the bottle is gone, and we are starving. We start climibing the fence to get out of the pool area, and I lose my footing at the top and fall. The leg of my pants got caught on the top of the fence, and I'm hanging upside down yelling for help.

Two of the guys pick me up and get me off the fence... as soon as im on the ground everything in my stomach comes back up. Once I was done puking we all head to the Mobil station that I worked at.

When we get to the gas station (it was kind of late, probably 10pm), my boss was still there... I made a complete ass of myself, and according to him I almost got hit by a car walking home. I guess I looked like hell from drinking all night and puking my guts out. He said I had white shit all over my mouth...

Anyways... it was a crazy night, I haven't touched 151 since. I almost bought some tonight, but my friends weren't down to drink any.

151 is still the only alcohol that made me lose complete control of myself.. vodka ranks a close 2nd though

[fliprayzin240sx]

Looks like people got 151 stories. My first summer in McGuire AFB, NJ. Somebody decided to make flaming Dr. Peppers, so they had a bottle of Bicardi 151. My dumbass decided it would be a great idea to swig that shiet. I took about 3 double shots of straight 151 in less than 10 mins. If you've ever been to central NJ, cell phone reception sucks. I decided to call my gf but couldnt get reception. Some how, in my infinite fucking wisdom, I decided in my head that if im HIGHER UP, id get better reception. There was a tree infront of the dorms, I climbed that bitch high enough that I can see the 3rd floor hall way. I was talking to her for a bit when all of a sudden, the 151 kicked in. Needless to say, it felt like a fucking breeze was blowing the tree down. I was so drunk that I couldnt get down. I ended up chilling up there for over an hour and must have taken 3 piss before i felt like i was sober enough to attempt the climb down. Another hour later, I tried to drink a flaming Dr Pepper, while forgetting to do something before I did. I forgot to blow the flame out so I ended up loosing some eye brow and lost some hair on my arm in the panic that followed.

That would be the same night that one of my buddy whos been taking shots of 151 w/ me decided that hes the best mountain biker EVAR. Tried to ride his bike down the fire escape thats about 4 ft wide. Needless to say, he didnt make it down.

Yes that was the last time ive touched 151 too...

[Grendel]

^^^ Lol awesome story :)

[DOOK]

first time I had ever really hammered jagermeister.... I have taken some jager bombs here and there, but never really devoted myself to it for an entire round... well this particular night I decided that it was time to attack a bottle myself... I drank about 2/3 of a bottle in approximately 40-45 minutes and I'm leaning against my buddies kitchen counter... he, his fiance, me and my wife were all standing in the kitchen about to all take a shot together and then rejoin everyone else in the living room... it's at that point where I black out and get the story from the others that were present... apparently like mid sentence I start slurring my words to the point you can't understand what I'm saying and slide down the counter just like you would have seen in the movies... from what I understand it was pretty comical... apparently after that I pulled out my dick and started trying chase my wife and "play the rape game"

[m0rex]

Well i don't want to get into details but i ended up driving my 240 in the rain drunk in a parking lot well i was so messed up you can pretty much figure out what happen.

I hit the sidewalk bent a rim, RUCA, broke my rear aero and balance. I know, i know you shouldn't be driving intoxicated. It was long time ago, yes, i know, im a dumbass.

However drinking and drifting do not mix, lesson learned. Could have been worse because it happen 3 min into driving my 240, like i said again it could have been worse and probably i would had died or for sure gotten a dui, im kinda happy i crashed before anything worse could have came from it.

Oh yeah and i have like a list of about 100 good drinking stories yet the top 10 i can't really remember. Call it what you call it im an alcoholic.

[DRavenS13]

I'm a bartender and I've had quite a few jobs at private parties- I have stories of other drunk people for days.

[xblack240x]

Got drunk and told my friend that since he just broke up with his girlfriend I'm gonna go hit on her... I threwup all over myself and woke up the next day in dirty clothes on the kitchen floor... I had to watch the videos just to remember anything I did or said... :rofl:

Oh and I'm still friends with that guy...

[midnight zenki]

I was finishing off a handle of McCormicks vodka by chasing with white grape juice (it was all my ghetto friend had) before meeting up with my soon to be girlfriend of 2 years for the first time at her house. So I get the paint stripper down and my friend and I head out to her place, keep in mind I had never been to this house before. So as were cruising and I some how maintain enough directional fortitude we arrive and I flop out of my car like a sack of jello. My buddy walks me to her door and we go in and I then proceed to slam into every wall possible on the way to her basement bathroom to puke. Of course I deposit the contents of my stomach on the rug just in front of her bathroom leaving her to clean the mess up while I take up a position slumped in the corner. After attempting to maintain enough to pretend to watch a movie my friend and her decide I've had enough, as were leaving I stumbled out the front door into her downward sloping yard and proceed to tumble through three juniper bushes and the only thing I remember of the whole experience was saying,"ow, thorny bush" each time I plowed through the bushes.

[luisgonz]

I really cant remember them so good. I drink so much its hard to keep up.:keke:

[UfoZ8myCow]

I'm a bartender and I've had quite a few jobs at private parties- I have stories of other drunk people for days.


Yeah, some of my best drinking stories come from when I used to bartend in Hollyweird. I definitely drank a lot more on night I was working then when I wasnt lol

-There was the time Lindsey Lohan hit me up for coke in the men's bathroom. That was odd.

-There was an all out brawl bonanza at my bar once... I finally got to live out my dream of smashing a beer bottle on someone's head. It felt amazing. He got knocked the fuck out. Then 3 guys kicked my ass.

-I shot one of my coworkers with a flare gun once. That was fucking funny. "Stop drop and roll! Stop drop and roll!!!"

[DRavenS13]

I did a party once in Inglewood, OMG what a ghetto-ass party. The girl that threw the party bought all this stuff for me to mix different drinks, but everyone only wanted Hennessey and Coke so she had to go back to the store. She was so mad, dudes were bangin and fightin, girls were actin all nasty and grindin up against dudes butt naked in corners, and I just sat back and watched it all. I don't drink when I work, so I remember it all. The hostess came to the bar and sat with me and cried. I felt so bad for her, she wanted to have a cute party and stuff. The only thing I could tell her was, "Hey, you wanted to have a party in INGLEWOOD. What did you expect?"

At the end of the night when I was already driving away, shots rang out. I'm like, "Wow. People might have died. Well, at least they tipped well"....

[lil240sx95]

first time i drank well. it was a bunch of things actually! weed, vicodin (had just gotten into a accident) and sky vodka lots of it, friends told me it was water and by that time i was gone so i couldnt tell the difference! they told me i was dropping it like its hot EVERYWHERE and i was yelling that im salvadoran so i have a right to be loud. after that party more came more stories like getting kicked to the head by a navy seal because he thought i called his brother a fag, calling a girl and telling her i would do a 360 for her and well calling my dad..and I've only thrown up once NEVER DOWN VANILLA VODKA and GREEN APPLE VODKA! shit fucks you up! and I'm known to make things up like people, give ninja names, and get naked often...but damn 4 months being sober isn't all that hard...but i would like some 151 right now mmm

[UfoZ8myCow]

^ I :heart: vicodin... I got a bunch of those devil pills when I had my knee surgery and again when I had my wisdom teeth pulled.

I got my wisdom teeth pulled on a Friday, but I wasnt going to let that stop me from having my fun so a bunch of us went to Barney's in WeHo. Me + vicodin + cheap beer + a few shots of Jager = completely ridiculous.

Doesnt help that my best friend is Irish, drinks like a fish, and only eggs me on in my alcoholic tendencies haha

[DRavenS13]

I went to the Improv once for a comedy show (duh) and we got there early so we went to Dave and Busters for drinks. I had way too many Kamikazes (around 9) and went into the show already pretty wasted. I then proceeded to make the 2 drink minimum for my friends that weren't drinking, and I had about 4-5 Captain Morgan/Cokes, and 3 of those ridiculously large drinks they make there ( I can't remember what they were). I started to feel drowsy when Ralphie May came out, and I went to the bathroom and passed out on the floor next to the toilet. My one of my friends had to get the waitress to stand by the door so he could go in and get me, and he threw me over his shoulder and took me to the car, and I threw up about 3 times before we got there. Yea, it was a fun night. My other friend was laughing the whole way back to the car, and was shaking my head and making me more sick.

[Farzam]

Some kid got drunk at a party the other night and me, being the asshole I am, egged him on to do crazy stuff. Earlier when he was sober he was jumped off of a ~15-20 foot high balcony and landed on his feet. I yell
"YO JUMP OFF THE BALCONY" and without hesitation he does, this time landing on his back. He kinda lays there staring straight up for a minute and then he groans. I get really scared/laugh and start yell his name. Then he hops right up and says "time for another shot, woo!" and I go back to drawing on some girl.

Yeah, some girl was fucked up on all kinds of drugs, so I started drawing all over her. On her back I gave her a trampstamp that said "I SUPPORT PORN", then some rainbows, a penis or two, and then a pornographic sketch. On her left calf I put a pinup doll with a banner that said "FUCK 4 $FREE$" and then some more penises and such.

The guy who I thought died then started punching holes in the walls in the closet and came out of the closet with a knife. Keep in mind this guy is thugged out. People start to freak out, and me knowing he's so drunk he'll do anything, I say "hey start breaking the glowsticks"...so I took the knife, and we turned off the lights, and we break a bunch of glowsticks and fuck 4 free chick starts saying "ahhh soo coooool i'm rollinnnn" and I just kinda laugh.

Sobriety can be fun.

[DRavenS13]

Wow, I never, ever wanna be drunk around someone like you. LOL

[coreansurfer]

one shot for every mark, until i got drunk and stopped marking:

http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL565/3467002/14079731/210551823.jpg


i was still sober for this one:

http://pic15.picturetrail.com/VOL565/3467002/14079731/210550854.jpg

good times

[S14Josh]

Kinda one of those stories where you had to be there for it to be funny, but i thought this was the funniest shit i've ever seen.

The last HTM/Balcony just drift weekend at willow, we were all in the hotel room at devonshire and forrest had brought some friends with him from hawaii and they bought quite a few cases of heinekens and we had to drink them all before the next morning so we wouldnt have to take them with us. So my friend robert ended up falling asleep, after drinking a good amount and was also on no sleep for like 2 days, he passed out. The rest of us were watching some movie on tv and there was a part with a gun-fight and during the gun-fight, robert woke up and sat straight up and started shooting the tv with a gun he made out of his hand...this went on for about 5 minutes before he layed back down and immediately started snoring again. He was completely oblivious to everything that was going on around him. We even asked him "Are you alright guy? Your looking angry", he just stared at us and kept shooting the tv. 10 minutes later i get up to go to the bathroom and he sits up again and stares me right in the face and goes, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?", i said "What man?", he says again, "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" at this point were all in tears from laughing so hard.

The next day at horsethief we kept shooting at robert every time he was around. He had no idea what we were doing, which made the entire thing that much better.

Well at least it was funny at the time....:hahano:

[jskateborders]

It started out as a normal winter night, like 6inches of snow, so i figured, school (college) is cancelled, lets have some fun tonight. we go to some parking lots, do some no tire wear drifting for a couple of hours. then we split up. a few of my freinds go to one kids house, me and one other dude go to the gas station for food and gas. At the gas station, i see this kid from high school so im like hey whats up. we talk and it turns out that hes walking to a car full of girls about to party, so the girls are all like come to the party. So i get my freind and we go. We all drink hahaha blah blah. then my other freinds that were with us call and the dude whos house were at is like no more guys... so i tell my freinds the senario, and some girl grabs my phone and gives them directions. they show up a little later. so now theres five guys that this dude doesnt even know chillin wasted at his house, but he cant get rid of us cuase the girls love it. long story short, as soon as the girls pass out we get kicked out. In some neighborhood i have no idea where its at, and were all trashed. everyones like... well what do we do, were alll to drunk to drive. one of my freinds steps up and is like ill drive. We get in his car and were driving, and someone comes up with the dumb idea of "lets go drifiting again" so were all taking turns in his car, wasted, on snow, thankfully our dumbasses were in a parking lot by this time. owner of the car is back at the wheels going crazy. curb checking everywhere, just cracking up. all the sudden he curb checks and is cracking up, tries to drive off and and the whole right rear of the car just drops. everyone stops laughing and gets out to see that the hub snapped completely off and the wheel just go left behind. In our drunken wisdom, be wedge the wheel under the car on that side kinda like a sled, and decide to drive home. about a mile away, if fails so we prop it again and decide to push the car. in freezing cold, six inches of snow, in like jeans and t-shirts. we get to this kids (lets call him P) house and go inside to sleep. P is taking his pants off and all of the suden, his dad walks in. This big old mexican dude, who just starts wailing at p like WTF is going on. a little into it hes all like Ill fucking stab you in front of your freinds. thats it, I cant take it. I just start laughing. Shit goes to hell. just to put things in context its about 4am. Dont really remember what happened after that but the next thing I know I wake up with P's mom in my face yelling at me in spanish. The only thing i really caught was Mi Casa, wich I know means my house. she kicks us out. Its now 6am. were wandering the streets, calling anyone for a ride or a place to stay, cause the only one of our cars we have in our possesion, is out of commission. about 7am, after freezing our asses off for like an hour, one dudes X Gf agrees to give us a ride to our cars. Which we do not remember the location of. Awesome. We drive around for a little while till we finally find them. Its now about 7:45 and my mom gives me a call to let me know that my 9am class an hour away, is indeed, still going to be held. I get to class, still fucked up, smelly, and a little cranky. Its a lecture class and I proceed to pass out on the desk.

[Farzam]

Wow, I never, ever wanna be drunk around someone like you. LOL


Nah dude i'm healthy to be around.

[240meowth]

i got a decent one, this was the only time i lost complete memory.

i borrowed my mom's merc c230 so i can be the designated driver and fit more people in the car to a friend's get-together, so not a big party like 7-8 of us. friend starts making jager bombs and it tasted good so i took another and another and that's all i remember. next morning i woke up at home not remember anything. and my g/f was pissed at me... my friends had to fill me in.

1) i drank way too much and was being a complete ass
2) i was hitting on and making passes my friend's ex girl friend in front of my own girl friend
3) i passed out outside his apartment and was being loud and an extreme ass to whoever tried to wake me up.
4) my g/f had to drive home, and on the way home we blew a brand new 225/45/17 tire that cost me 200 bucks. (it was flat and she drove on it)
5) after she pulled over on the side of the freeway, me, being the only guy who knows how to change a tire, just threw up over and over on the side of the freeway. so they had to call AAA, who broke the center cap, cost me another 60 bucks.
6) mom was massively pissed off at all the vomit on the side of her car

[ixfxi]

you know, not that i am reading any of the fag-oriented info being posted about in this thread, but i just wanted to say...

that everytime i see the name of this thread's topic:
"whose got drinking stories???"

i cant help but say to myself, who the fuck DOESNT have drinking stories? i mean good grief, everyone has a fucking drinking story. what a stupid name for a topic. how about this one "who's had an orgasm during intercourse"

its like no fucking shit...

okay, carry-on. i just wanted to speak my peace. again, i didnt spend anytime reading this thread, nor will i. i really dont want to know how gay people on zilvia are capable of being. continue the cockfest story telling.

haha

[DRavenS13]

^^^^^Said the guy with a dick image for his location. LOL

[eastcoastS14]

lol wooooooow so much hate:keke: I didnt realize my title was soooo gay. Obviously everyone has drinking stories, just like everyone obviously has "orgasm during intercourse stories" but no one wants to hear the lame ass "so me and my fleshlight were getting it on stories" they wanna hear "so I was bangin this fat chick and my room mates busted in with video cameras" storiessame goes here....I have a million stories of times that I went drank beers with friends..some one said something funny...we laughed then went home....no one gives a shit though. On the other hand I have insane animal house type stories that are actually pretty funny, just like a lot of the ones here that are actually pretty entertaining. Now I dont know how you can just pop up in a thread, say "Hey! I didnt read any of this but Im sure it sucks" and expect to be taken seriouly....If we were all just friends sitting around talking and you came over and said "Hey! I heard the first sentence of your conversation and thats it....but im sure it sucks and youre all gay" everyone would wonder what your problem is. Either way ixfxi I got no problem with you anyway....just seems like a dumb thing to hate on idk....have a drink and chill man lol

[DRavenS13]

"If you don't like it, don't look at it." -- George Lopez.

[blitz240a]

I have more good ones than I can count but i'll just post my all time fav. Freshman year in college me and my buddy wake up around 12 on a saturday and decide to start drinking. My weapon of choice, a handle of McCormick's, his, a handle of Kentucky Deluxe (Yes, we are cheapasses). After about 4 hours of puttin em down, and a few games of poker, I decide to pass out. I wake up an undetermined amount of time later to a few of my buddies that just got into town and they want to start drinking. I of course follow suit and continue drinking. This is when I am completely blackout drunk and don't remember anything and of course the part where it gets good. I end up walking out into the dorm hallway and start stumbling down towards the bathroom. Apparently Bump into the wall at somepoint and get extremely pissed at the wall. I spin around in a fit of rage, yell "FUCK YOU!!!" and punch the wall with all my might. I just so happens that the exact area I decided to punch was not even a wall, it was in fact a Fire extinguisher case with a glass front. Well needless to say I punched right through the glass with a huge crash. My buddy runs over and takes a look at my hand and says he can see the bone. Apparently I wanted a second opinion so I go back to the dorm room where my other buddy tells me to just put a bandaid on it and it will be fine in the morning. Well eventually I somehow get to the hospital and they patch me up. By the time they are done I am finally sober enough to realize what is going on. Not even knowing which hospital I am at I tell my buddy to pick me up at the wrong one. We finally figure it out and he gets me back to the dorms. I go to inspect the damage and it looks like a batte straight out of 300. There is blood splattered all over the wall where I punched the glass and then blood all over the room I was in. I even managed to somehow fill a shotglass up with a good amount of blood. Was a very long day/night. And I know this post is useless without pics so here goes.

(This is 13 exterior and ?? interior stitches later. Cut almost all the way through the tendons but they were stitched back together.)
http://my.photodump.com/nick42010/handresize.jpg

[ixfxi]

Either way ixfxi I got no problem with you anyway....just seems like a dumb thing to hate on idk....have a drink and chill man lol

your sig makes me sick.




hows that.

i feel like barfing everytime i see it. <grin>

[eastcoastS14]

haha theres nothin wrong with half naked asian men....its totally natural :keke:

[eastcoastS14]

Ok so heres mine:

my freshman year me and a few buddies decide to take a road trip to UMASS Amherst, which in case you dont know inspired the movie Animal House. Anyway, I volunteer to drive up and its about a 2hour drive maybe a little more. We get there and its still pretty early...we are going to be staying with a friend of the other kids. We get to his dorm room and its still pretty early and we are starving so we order Dominos....We start drinking shots of Jager, then beer. Food shows up we eat, chill, drink a little more. other kids show up who are friends of the kid who lives there. We are all drinking when the kid decides he wants to smoke...but I wont get into that. Needless to say we are all pretty well on our way and we havent even gone out yet. Next thing I know this kid in the corner who Ive never met before and has been drinkin bacardi sour apple gets called out by this girl. Hes drinking straight bacardi out of a plastic water bottle....she looks at him and goes "you wont chug the rest of that right now" and the kid in his infinite wisdom slaps the whole bottle down as we all watch. At this point the room is way to hot for me, I call another friend who goes there and I go to meet up with him to get some air. We chill and I go back to see my friend coming out of the room shaking his head. He tells me that one of my friends who I showed up with just puked all over himself in the kids room....and the other kid who slammed the bottle of bacardi is puking his guts out to. I got to the bathroom to see a couple of kids snapping pictures of my friend and the other kid.....all you can see is two sets of legs coming out of stalls next to one another. My boy dave has puke and buffalo chicken tenders all over himself. The other kid is throwing up bile and stomach acid, which was pretty nuts. This girl offers to take care of them and tells us to go out....the rest of the night is a blur I remember being is some pizza place hammered at some point and not even being able to hold my eyes open....while we were eating the girl calls and tells us that the paramedics are there and they are taking both kids to the hospital. We go back to the kids place and pass out since theres nothing we can do, we are all too fucked up to go to a hospital to check on them. The kids end up catching a cab back at like 6AM and we wake up and decide to just get outta there, I end up driving the whole way back with everyone passed out in the car...got back and slept the rest of the day

and oh yeah...the next weekend dave threw up on himself again.....we dont really drink with dave any more

[DRavenS13]

Last New Year's Eve, I went to a family party. I really didn't want to be there, but I didn't have any gas to go anywhere else so eh. I got there and my brothers are there with their wives, and we started drinking wine. So far, eh. I didn't think I was gonna get fucked up, so I ate like 2 plates of enchiladas and rice. About an hour later, my sister-in-law's cousin showed up and brought like 2 bottles of Jack's and 3 bottles of 151 that she swiped from another party she was at. Party on.
We started playing charades, and we were acting out names of movies and stuff, and unbeknownst to us, my niece and her older cousin (ages 15 and 18) were swiping shots when we weren't looking. They started playing with us and it was just retarded watching them try to act out stuff, and they kept laughing and falling on the floor.
Sometime after midnight, I started to feel the effects of all the liquor, and I started feeling really dizzy. I was going in and out of consciousness, and my asshole sister-in-law started writing shit all over my arms and face with a fucken Sharpie. (I realize that I should put up pics at this point, but I don't have any of them- they do.) They were shaking my head around, and all of a sudden, here came the enchiladas- and everything else I had eaten for like, the week before. I threw up all over the carpet and passed out. From what I was told, my brother had to carry me out to the car and i threw up again all the way down his back.

Moral of the story- Mexican food comes out in a disgusting way, no matter which orifice it chooses to come out from.