Budweiser Salutes the Supra Owner

[CylonFrakker]

Found this here:
http://www.tennspeed.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3836&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0


Budweiser Real Men of Genius salute you, Supra guy. Yes you who wield the car of the Gods. Only a person of penile endowment (or lack there of) dares drive such a manly beast. You have spent thousands to make 1000hp and it shows. Yes by god it shows in your 12-sec timeslips. Sure a Honda with a little work can kick your ass but hey, that isn’t the point. After all we all know chicks dig the dyno and the bigger your number the easier the poontang. And when the dyno numbers fail you sir know how to impress. Why you rev that (censored). You rev and rev and show all, “Hey I may not actually race my car at a track but it damn sure sounds fast.” When every one else was laughing at the fast and the furious you were entranced with the raw spectacle of speed the mighty 2jz displayed. You had the insight to go out and buy what was then a 15,000 dollar used car and make it a 60,000 dollar used 15000 dollar car. Most see that as financially ignorant, not us! Well done Supra guy, your displays of manliness amaze and astound and you are never for want of ball warmth because as you know, owning a Supra comes with menyons of testicular danglers. All wanting to tell their friends, “hey, I know the guy who knows the guy that used to know the guy that once owned the guy who drives the Supra’s other car.” So Supra guy we salute you as our Budweiser Real Man of Genius.

[Nachtmensch]

lol thats good.

[lucky7]

meh. i only read half. way too long.

[TheSquidd]

Budweiser Real Men of Genius salute you, lame thread starter guy. I'm too lazy to fill the rest in, someone else do it.

[BustedS13]

Budweiser Real Men of Genius salute you, mister Spells-'minions'-'menyons'-and-then-misuses-it-in-a-sentence-anyway guy.

[irax]

Budweiser Real Men of Genius salute you, mister posts a link in a thread that goes to a different forum with just another link in the thread that goes to another forum where YOU had ORIGINALLY POSTED guy. A real man of Valor, a man of such testies where you can post links to link of posts where you just posted a link to the original post, basically ball slapping all the forums rules because you don't play by the rules.

[WilloW]

+ rep to all.

[ramblux]

I'd like to bring back the word "Egad" if I may. Is there something missing in your life man? Have a coffee. Without cheating on your wife if possible.

[ixfxi]

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hey

i was just wondering

can i shit in your mouth? is that okay with you? because it is the only thing left for me to do, for wasting my time with this bullshit thread.

thanks.

[CylonFrakker]

Budweiser Real Men of Genius salute you, mister posts a link in a thread that goes to a different forum with just another link in the thread that goes to another forum where YOU had ORIGINALLY POSTED guy. A real man of Valor, a man of such testies where you can post links to link of posts where you just posted a link to the original post, basically ball slapping all the forums rules because you don't play by the rules.

fixed that sorry sent it to wrong thread.

[Farzam]

Turning a $15000 used car into a $60000 $15000 used car lmfao

[azndoc]

I second the "shitting in his mouth" suggestion.

OP your last thread was lame and so is this one.

There's gotta be better things for you to do.

But just don't go cheating on your wife though.

[ramblux]

Hahahaha, your neg rep tickles.

And what's a cunt sac? Did you fail anatomy by as large a margin as you failed life?

[Antihero983]

i wonder what the real men of genius would be for us 240 owners....:confused:

[TheSquidd]

i wonder what the real men of genius would be for us 240 owners....:confused:

Real Men don't buy 240's.
Geniuses don't buy 240's.

[Antihero983]

Real Men don't buy 240's.
Geniuses don't buy 240's.

lol oh? and lay upon me your wisdom and tell me what "real men" buy

[S14TEVE]

^ you're a fuckin idiot lol.

and so is the OP. suck my salty sweaty so cal nuts.

[MavericStephenc]

Real Men don't buy 240's.
Geniuses don't buy 240's.

if I'm not mistaken, dont you own an s13?

[irax]

No your not, but he doesn't go proclaim he's a Real Man BECAUSE he has a 240sx.

[TheSquidd]

Yes I own one.
I've owned two.
Guess what else I have?
A sense of humor you human-paraquat.

[MavericStephenc]

so dont I. infact its good that people can poke fun at themselves, myself included.

you human-paraquat......that was funny +1 on that

[TheSquidd]

so dont I. infact its good that people can poke fun at themselves, myself included.

you human-paraquat......that was funny +1 on that

Like all good quotes, it's from The Big Lebowski.

[steve shadows]

nothing is as pimp as a private jet

all cars are for fags

[TheSquidd]

Planes are gay as well.

Real men, they ride in a Carbon Fiber Knife Boat.

http://www.luxurylifestyle.com/authorImages/31/Image1.jpg

[MavericStephenc]

I own you all................
this is my daily
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[TheSquidd]

I own you all................
this is my daily
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m19/MavericStephenc/spaceballslarge011uy.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

I own you at BB CODE!

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[MavericStephenc]

i was just in the process at fixing it lol

but it as a bad ass ride

[theronin]

Planes are gay as well.

Real men, they ride in a Carbon Fiber Knife Boat.

http://www.luxurylifestyle.com/authorImages/31/Image1.jpg

lol is that the boat from Thunder in Paradise?

[2ilvia]

Planes are gay as well.

Real men, they ride in a Carbon Fiber Knife Boat.

http://www.luxurylifestyle.com/authorImages/31/Image1.jpg

:bs:yeah REAL men drive UN-REAL photoshopped knife boats

[lil240sx95]

And I thought it would have the voices...this is pointless without it! THATS WHAT MAKES THE COMMERCIALS FUNNY!!!!!!!! this is not funny

[Full-Lock]

lol that is the wallypower 118 superyacht

[Ninja>Pirate]

"Sure a Honda with a little work can kick your ass"
wtf, whatever, this is dumb

[understeer]

And I thought it would have the voices...this is pointless without it! THATS WHAT MAKES THE COMMERCIALS FUNNY!!!!!!!! this is not funny


tis true mate...i thought this also...thread is worthless w/o sound....so sum1 put this to some sound

[ixfxi]

"Sure a Honda with a little work can kick your ass"
wtf, whatever, this is dumb

haha

ONE post.

go shove that one post up your vagina.