Michael Vick: Dog Fighting Terrorist

[B18C5MK1]

http://www.foxnews.com/images/300478/1_61_vick_michael_07.jpg

Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

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The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v521/Jordyn222/Vicklawsuit.jpg

source (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html)

63 trillion billion dollars?? lmao :cj:

[DRavenS13]

Has the world gone so mad about celebrity news that we pay attention to the insane ramblings of an inmate???

[OptionZero]

funny
makes me wanna do sports law

[Phlip]

Since he is no longer allowed to own dogs, he has a new hobby, I think:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2613/horseis6pr0.jpg
Once an individual is indicted, they become fair game in the court of public opinion.

[SexPanda]

Ahmed should find this dog for missles thing quite interesting....

Did I say Ahmed?! mean Fred Smith, a white gentile. He loves america!

Ahme... I mean Fred, wants these missles for his weapons cache... I mean collection.

And I'm loving the horse fighting... I believe that was my idea first. I knew I should have had it registered as a trademark! DAMNIT!

http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=150710&page=2&highlight=vick horse fighting=my idea. lol

[Farzam]

Oh shit, he did that shit to me as well.

[Phlip]

Someone else sent me a link to this story while I was at work today:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html
Apparently this kid is either brilliant in the area of satire or is clinically fucking insane:
http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/NC_FP_Lawsuit.pdf
same person, no shit

[axiomatik]

lol, "delivered via 'UPS' United States Parcel Service", they're gonna have to create a whole new shipping company too, just to deliver the reward.

[sleepy_s13]

lmao. I herd about this on kroq this morning.

[Unholy S14]

thanks for the good laugh

[azndoc]

Weirdos in this world.

I'm all for the taking money away from M.V. though.

[DUFFM4N]

sold pitbulls to buy missles? :loco:
pimped hoes to buy missles? a lil more realistic

[Phlip]

I dunno, Eddie, I would imagine it to be harder to pimp hoes when it is no longer a secret that you have herpes

[Farzam]

I can pimp hoes with herpes.

[Yuri]

What would be more awesome?
Showing up at someone's house and having them show you their Pitbulls?
Or having them show off their collection of missiles?
I know which one I'd think is more impressive.

[illvialuver]

so he could'nt buy missiles with that crazy salary he gets payed to play a game? that shit isn't work, its not a real job, thats why he thinks he can do anythign he wants cause he doesn't live in the real world he gets payed millions to play a game.

and besides, how they catch him? that *snip* can run fast!!!!! i wanna see the cop that could catch him.

and on another note it is crazy, that we would believe what an inmate writes, but i find it believable in the sense that he would care too much about the country or for human life with the way he treats animals.

[Phlip]

I can pimp hoes with herpes.

Hell, I could pimp hoes with herpes too, but why in the hell would I want to.

Now, if I had herpes, I am not sure that I would be able to do it, nor would I want to for that matter

[Farzam]

that nigga can run fast!!!!! i wanna see the cop that could catch him.


You're about to be pinked, you know that right?

Like...

Really.

I'm suprise you're not already.

[illvialuver]

i dnt knwo what pinked means. but if has to do with offending people with the n word than ill apoligize right now.
sorry.

but you posting that is kinda like being a tattletale.lmao.

[Edgar]

hahahha what in the fuck

[SexPanda]

http://bradley.chattablogs.com/dr.evil.jpg
"63,000,000,000 Billion Dollars..."

[Phlip]

i dnt knwo what pinked means. but if has to do with offending people with the n word than ill apoligize right now.
sorry.

but you posting that is kinda like being a tattletale.lmao.

We do frown on the use of SOME words around these parts

[illvialuver]

oh well to me words are just words, you could write whatever you want, you could write honky cracker, sister fucker, and im not going to get butt hurt about it, but ilike i said sorry if " n" offended some people. i still dont know what pinked means. lol

[Phlip]

oh well to me words are just words, you could write whatever you want, you could write honky cracker, sister fucker, and im not going to get butt hurt about it, but ilike i said sorry if " n" offended some people. i still dont know what pinked means. lol
Look, I have not heard tell and seen pictures of my grandparents marching in the middle of my city, 3 blocks from where the sit-ins started in 1960, less than 2 miles from where MLK would have been had he not changed plans the night before he was to have left Memphis, from a city that was a major conduit on the underground railroad, to sit and allow the continued use of things that were largely used to continue to downgrade a people, or play up to a notion of social superiority for nothing, and can you blame me?
On that same token, I stand by the rules, as it relates to this forum, to the upholding of the avoidance of doing the same to others, and I will leave specific descriptions necessary to the employment of said slurs at that.
Now, "pinking," as it were, is a term for the temporary banning or crippling of privileges on zilvia, known as such because when you find yourself there, your screen name is pink.
I am a kinder, gentler me and God knows why, but I let it slide by simply editing your post, I would thank you, and anyone more, to not try me or my peers any further with it or anything similar, and all of our experiences here will be just gorgeous.

[Wahl 136]

Breaking News: Michael Vick Pleads Guilty

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=As0pP3WCc6nZoX9tsNK.ERw5nYcB?slug=ap-vick-plea&prov=ap&type=lgns

[RiversideS13]

someone needs to terminate the inmate, he is fucking wasting our tax money to process those stupid law suits.

[s13gold]

that guy needs a typewriter at least.

[Wahl 136]

Stephan Marbury of the New York Knicks defends Vick, calls dogfighting a sport.

http://www.yahoo.com/s/657868

These people are idiots. :tweak::loco::eek::bash:

[WERDdabuilder]

NAACP is saying they NFL should not permanently ban him.

[Phlip]

NAACP is saying they NFL should not permanently ban him.
The NAACP's problem is that they're presenting this as a "race" issue, when the fact of the matter is that it is a "class" issue... By "class," in this case, I mean the "filthy fucking rich" class. The fact that this man has completely ignored all that he has to lose (and now surely damned will) in the name of gaining not a damned thing is STAGGERING to me. The NAACP seems to think that he deserves the same "second chance" that those before him have been afforded... Fact remains, here, that in the cases of what those before him (name who you want) may or may not have done, they have been able to clear their names of their transgressions, no matter how egregious.
Ray Lewis - he was guilty of trying not to snitch and didn't tell what he ACTUALLY knew, until they presented to him that he had perjured himself and that HE would get the murder nailed on him as a result if he didn't come clean... Result; sang like a bird, and I do NOT blame him.
Kobe - Guilty of fucking around on his (smoking fucking hot) wife, mistakenly doing so with an apparently bipolar and/or in-fucking-sane bish who was out to try and get rich as a result. Kobe is aesthetically pleasing to the ladies, he doesn't have to take pussy, seriously. He did what any man with his financial situation would have done; he lawyered the fuck up and killed the case, a million dollars (if it was that amount, rape cases are undisclosed) is tiny to a man who stands to make $135 million more if he remains free, so I do not blame him.
Pacman Jones - Formerly the stupidest motherfucker in the NFL, now he is a distant second... Pending the outcome of trials following the events of NBA allstar weekend, he may be out of the league for good too, but I will ALSO respect the ability he has (and none of us do) to lawyer the fuck up and aim for a little bit of reasonable doubt to clear his name.
Stephan Marbury of the New York Knicks defends Vick, calls dogfighting a sport.

http://www.yahoo.com/s/657868

These people are idiots. :tweak::loco::eek::bash:
Steph Marbury is not help I would want in this case, personally... Offering the weak comparison to hunting and making himself look EXTRA dumb in the process... So dumb his publicist likely was the one that made him go back on what he said and taking him SQUARELY to task to NOT speak without permission.
... and he was doing SUCH a good thing with the inexpensive shoes and clothes, fucker.

[s13gold]

I can pimp hoes with herpes.

hahah lol.

msglength.