I wish this guy was my neighbor...

[Farzam]

"


A city councilman, Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the lot below his house and built.

Apparently, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his
new neighbour had some great arguments about this as you can imagine - not great feelings.

The new neighbour had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbour had installed some decorative vents on the side of his home.
Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. He was told that there were no ordinances that regulated the size and shape of such vents.

When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found..."

http://www.sickjokes.net/media/roof2.jpg

http://www.sickjokes.net/media/roof1.jpg

[dirtdiggler666]

ha ha ha that is so fukin great i love it, i hate haveing neighbours thay allways find somthing to bitch about.

[sikkk240]

lol cool as hell.

[Hooorahh!]

haha that would be some funny shit to see

[DOOK]

my neighbors have a very similar view from their house. It was a bad idea for them to call the animal control officer on us for having too many dogs. we have 4, 3 of them are puppies mind you.

[Farzam]

My neighbor has like 9...and a bunch of little kids (who are way louder than the dogs...)

Thanks for the idea.

[Taiden]

That is great. I wish I knew what happened after that. I bet that guy called his lawyer to try and figure out how to stick a huge middle finger on the side of his house.

[azndoc]

That's funny shit.

[SimpleSexy180]

lawl cakes. brilliant ol chap.

[SiI40sx]

:-/ i cant see the pictures.....

[DUFFM4N]

"well played sir.....well played" :golf clap:

[k's_silvia2.0]

Indeed that was well played.

[sleepy_s13]

thats awsome.

[deadpirate]

lmfao

oh man..i so wanna do that

[nismo-joe]

what could you say after that, well played indeed.:doh:

[FinalDrive]

haha, that's classic

[ALEXTHESUS*PECT]

that's what he gets for being an asshole!

[theicecreamdan]

It really sucks when big ass houses get put up in place of a great view. Don't have to get all butthurt when somebody calls you out on doing something against code when the code is there to protect issues like that from happening in the first place. If you don't want to re-do things then do them right in the first place.

[breakindrifts]

A lot of money to spend for just that.

My b-day also is on July 20th. Send me more free shit than Farzam.

[HalveBlue]

This shit happened in Riverton, a suburb just south of Salt Lake City.

More info for those interested:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/ventcover.asp

But really though, this stuff happens all the time (home owner disputes). Up until about 15 years ago Riverton was a very rural community. I mean, I'm talking about small 2-3 bedroom houses sitting on acres of lands with horses (or the occassional lama) grazing.

Then all the suburbanites came to town looking for that "country" feeling but with all the suburban comforts like strip malls, fast food places, and box stores. Nowadays Riverton looks like every other fucking boring and bland suburban community.

Too bad too, since I liked driving through that part of the city.

[Not_Nissan]

that was funny...

[theicecreamdan]

yeah I thought I recognized those mountains.

[qwikspool]

thats some funny shit. neighbor got owned. lol hahaha.

[IIIXziuR]

ha thats just great.
good find Farzi

[Farzam]

My b-day also is on July 20th. Send me more free shit than Farzam.


Shut up you lil fuckslut.

[Ninjabread]

this thread is awesome.

that guy is awesome.

farzam had gay sex with my cat.

[loosesocksdiff]

Haha funny shit!

[Not_Nissan]

farzam had gay sex with my cat.


Now farzam....what did we tell you about doing that...lol...j/k

[Farzam]

This is proof that I don't have gay sex with cats.

http://a804.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/99/l_40d60188aa6673b994a291bc40731813.jpg

That's a she cat.

[fliprayzin240sx]

Theres proof...Farsam eating teh Kiiitteyyy...

[Farzam]

It was girl pussy.


But she was like 9 weeks old man...

I don't wanna go to jail...she meowed she was 18!

[kyoru]

gg, now thats getting back at him

[bamaboy]

I bet that guys asshole puckers up every time he sees that guys vents