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nrcooled

08-23-2002, 07:52 AM

Ever wonder why Middle Eastern Muslims terrorists are so quick to volunteer on a mission to commit suicide? Let's just take a closer look at their lifestyle......

> ---No premarital sex.
> ---No Booze. None. Never.
> ---Sand. @#$%^& sand everywhere!
> ---No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV.
> ---No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No ESPN. No Hooters!
> ---No Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.
> ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> ---No organized sports of any kind. That's right--No Sports!
> ---Women are to be completely covered and wear veils.
> ---No thongs. No Victoria's Secret.
> ---Very, very few cars.
> ---Camels. Lots of camels. Stinking, filthy camels.
> ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> ---Ever try to fish at an oasis? No bass boats. No bass. No fish!
> ---Sandstorms. More @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> --- Rags for clothes & hats.
> ---Camel & goat burgers cooked over burning camel dung chips.
> ---Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt with your left.
> ---Toilet tissue unknown.
> ---Sand. @#$%^&* sand everywhere!
> ---No Golf. Just sand traps.
> ---Constant wailing next door...no wait, that's music.
> ---Praying 5 times a day---for what? More of this life?
> ---Oh, and did I mention all that sand?
> ---And when you die it's supposed to all get better.
>
> No wonder they volunteer for suicide missions!!!

boosteds14

08-23-2002, 09:12 AM

TRUE.....VERY TRUE <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

SprungScorp

08-23-2002, 10:49 AM

I cannot imagine life without the thong....I would kill myself too

sr20mofo

08-23-2002, 04:02 PM

got this from my co-worker

There are only ten times in history when the "F" word has been considered > appropriate:

10. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima - 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1999

And finally,

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad." Osama Bin Laden, >2001

-E-

08-23-2002, 04:09 PM

http://www.nissaninfiniticlub.net/vbulletin225/images/smilies/yelrotflmao-vi.gif thats some good shit sr20mofo

SR20Fastback

08-23-2002, 04:10 PM

haha # 2 and 1 are classic sr20mofo  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

and yes it would blow some major goats to not have thongs!!

BlackFox

08-23-2002, 04:17 PM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHH <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

This is probably one of the best Friday Humor's we've had. hahahah, LOL ROFL  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

Good work.

Yeah, I hate it when you get sand everywhere. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/huh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':huh:'>

sr20mofo

08-23-2002, 05:25 PM

yea... i nearly fell out of my seat  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>  hahahha

KiDyNomiTe

08-23-2002, 06:08 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (nrcooled @ Aug. 23 2002,08:52)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">> ---Eating with your right hand only because you wipe your butt with your left.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
I had my left pinky in my mouth when I read that (Its just the way I sit <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'> ) Now it feels like I have a bad taste in my mouth <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('>

SR20Fastback

08-23-2002, 06:40 PM

ahahah kid, its like when people start talking about lice or something and you feel the urge to scratch your head  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

DriftMonkey

08-23-2002, 09:33 PM

i just read that post and started to itch my head...damnit

JEdubz

08-23-2002, 10:07 PM

omg i was just reading it and subconciously i started itching too.... mothafucka!

SR20Fastback

08-23-2002, 10:10 PM

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (JEdubz @ Aug. 23 2002,9:07)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">omg i was just reading it and subconciously i started itching too.... mothafucka!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
heh I told you, it strikes all  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>  <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>