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santacruisin
06-04-2007, 04:33 PM
How do you guys get your women to lose weight? My girl went from a size 1 to a size 4-5 and she always complains about how she feels fat. She is also lazy as fuck which is partly my fault for also being lazy.

I'm thinking I need to get in great shape and then she will follow suit. Anything worked for you all?

I already know...:mrmeph:

kdashy
06-04-2007, 05:12 PM
Leave her for a skinnier girl.

That shit'll work for sure.

ms!3
06-04-2007, 05:14 PM
^^^hahahahaha.

i dunno "hey babe, wanna go run?" mabey thatll work, lol

tacotacotaco
06-04-2007, 05:15 PM
Give her crack. Seems to work for all the celebs.

alexkosheck
06-04-2007, 05:22 PM
push her down the stairs

kensreliableb18b
06-04-2007, 05:23 PM
why fight it? more cushion for the pushin' <---this is negated if she surpasses 140lbs.

Frosty_spl
06-04-2007, 05:23 PM
Go run with her. If you aren't fit you can't make her lose weight if you are also a fatass.

My girl lost weight since I met her. went from an 8 to a 4. She joined a gym.

santacruisin
06-04-2007, 05:24 PM
push her down the stairs
^^^ that fixed my "other" problem. she won't believe the "i did it by accident" line twice.

ManoNegra
06-04-2007, 05:47 PM
Take her out on dates that require walking - zoo, aquarium, park, museum, prominade, beach, etc.
Stop eating junk food. Join a gym and ask her to join you.
If all else fails, feed her meth.

mRclARK1
06-04-2007, 05:51 PM
My ex was a 0 and honestly I would have liked her to be bigger then she was... haha.

4-5 isn't that big really IMHO. But ManoNegra has the right idea, just start being more active, and eating healthier together.

sijia10358
06-04-2007, 05:51 PM
lol haha funny thread!:bigok:

LB.Motoring
06-04-2007, 05:58 PM
lol,

I have nothing to say here,

ive been collecting skinnies since 98'

red s14
06-04-2007, 05:59 PM
lol haha funny thread!:bigok:

agree'd lol:rofl: just get more active dude like manonegra said. shit'l buff out

Matej
06-04-2007, 06:01 PM
Is she one of those girls who think it's okay to let themselves go once they've secured a guy? Grr, I know girls like that. Once they think they're with someone they slowly let their looks slip. They stop paying attention to their weight, hair, makeup, or whatever. Break up with her, or if you truly like her, then come out in the open and tell her that her weight gain is a big turn off for you, and that fat girls are eww. Don't be the jerk who pretends everything is fine around his girlfriend and then complains about her behind her back to total strangers on the internet, haha.

Walperstyle
06-04-2007, 06:16 PM
What I do is go hiking

if she loves you she will learn to hike up after you. If not, well, go with the first answer.

swiftdrift
06-04-2007, 06:19 PM
Sex burns alot of calories!:bigok:

if that doesnt work, do what that other dood said

push her down the stairs...

again.

ripnbst
06-04-2007, 06:21 PM
I like the hiking idea, if she bitches alot and you think it wont work...well...theres usually lots of tall stuff to accidentally fall of off while hiking.

jayeighty
06-04-2007, 06:42 PM
join the gym with her

BC240
06-04-2007, 06:58 PM
Running will just make her hungrier and eat more. I guarntee if she stops eating out at restaraunts and fast food joints she'll lose her gunt. Just make sure you or her makes all your food.

or push her down the stairs

azndoc
06-04-2007, 07:24 PM
I say break with her.

Because chicks always lose weight and try to look better after getting dump so that they can find another man to which they can get fat for.

*offtopic*
I think that women get knocked up so that they can have an excuse to eat whatever they want. Just a thought.

SimpleS14
06-04-2007, 07:30 PM
any pics of this girl?


Be blunt and straight forward to her that she's gaining weight. Go jogging and start off with light workout (i.e. crunches), change the diet and stay outdoors and on your feet as much as possible....this goes out to YOU and her.


Of course this is easier said than done....as I'm slowly but surely getting my friend (a girl) toned up and back into shape.

Rkesh88
06-04-2007, 07:37 PM
lol pushing down the stairs...new one to me, too bad we're all going to hell...

S13SilviaGirl
06-04-2007, 08:36 PM
How do you guys get your women to lose weight? My girl went from a size 1 to a size 4-5 and she always complains about how she feels fat. She is also lazy as fuck which is partly my fault for also being lazy.

I'm thinking I need to get in great shape and then she will follow suit. Anything worked for you all?

I already know...:mrmeph:


Wow, a 4-5 and you are complaining? That is in pretty damn good shape.

As for the rest of you, you should be ashamed. Pushing her down the stairs. :mephfawk:

I am closing this before it gets out of hand like that other thread that ended up in a bickering contest about women being fat/thin...big boned/muscular. Blahhh whatever.


Take her to the gym with you. You can't ask her to do something you yourself are not willing to do.

*On a side note* Is she on birth control? If so, what kind? Depo makes women gain a lot of weight. Feel free to PM me on this.