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davies2k
08-14-2002, 03:07 AM
"Any Gynaecologists Out There?
After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted.
The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?"
The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler."
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RedSuns
08-14-2002, 03:44 AM
INCREDIBLE FOLKS!!!!!....someone give this man a COOKIE <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>
HAHAHAHAHA.... good shit!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
boosteds14
08-14-2002, 09:08 AM
that was funny <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
CoasTek240
08-14-2002, 09:15 AM
u deserve a cookie for reall. that was funny as hell <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>
COOKIES http://www.nissaninfiniticlub.net/vbulletin225/images/smilies/yumyum.gif
KiDyNomiTe
08-14-2002, 10:22 AM
LOL that is funny as hell.
matic 240sx
08-14-2002, 04:36 PM
Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..
uuninja
08-14-2002, 04:41 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Thank you captain obvious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
matic 240sx
08-14-2002, 04:47 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (uuninja @ Aug. 13 2002,6:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Thank you captain obvious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
well, why does anyone think its funny then? its not like he was working on the muffler so its stupid... why would anyone laugh at something so lame.. so if everyone is laughing at it how is what i said obvious.. so why are you trying to flame me <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'>
transient
08-14-2002, 06:59 PM
Here folks, I believe we have a classic case of overanalizing a joke! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
hehe, j/k matic, no offence <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
guidot
08-14-2002, 07:54 PM
Transient that was awesome...what a mod, what a mod!! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>
s14vaxlr8
08-14-2002, 08:33 PM
"What the fuck are these bitches babling about" (j&sb)
bbbuunnnggggggg......end of message
davies2k
08-15-2002, 02:20 AM
matic 240sx~ I am glad to hear your views on my post. I do respect your opinion but the intent was to take it lightly. To see that 6 other members got a laugh out of it makes it worth all my while. There are enuf pressures and violence in the world that an occassional laugh is good for us. I thought this quote would be fitting. If you do not find this humorous keep it to yourself. Indulge in your solitude and enjoy as other pass you having a last laugh <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
"cliff notes" there always has to be the one person that ruins the party for everyone else.
BlackFox
08-15-2002, 02:25 AM
LOL, that's great. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
matic 240sx
08-15-2002, 11:07 AM
edit: nevermind.. its not worth it...
HAHAHA GREAT JOKE! dont wont to get passed by while you all have fun..
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dozingoff.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':zzz:'>
SprungScorp
08-15-2002, 11:10 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--matic 240sx+Aug. 15 2002,10<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 15 2002,10<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wow.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':0'>7)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">sorry i cant lower my iq to your level.. but keep my opinion to myself? this is a message board.. . if you dont want to hear opinions.. then dont post... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/dozingoff.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':zzz:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Dude man, it was a J O K E...it wasn't supposed to make sense....think about other jokes..."Why did the chicken cross the road"...you don't see anyone going "WTF is a chicken doing on a road?" or knock knock jokes...noone says "Why don't you just let the fucker in??"
EDIT: Haha whoops, I gues i quoted before you edited <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>
matic 240sx
08-15-2002, 11:16 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (transient @ Aug. 13 2002,8:59)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Here folks, I believe we have a classic case of overanalizing a joke! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
hehe, j/k matic, no offence <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
none taken, good one <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>
uuninja
08-15-2002, 11:25 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:47)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (uuninja @ Aug. 13 2002,6:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 13 2002,6:36)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Umm thats kinda dumb.. well no its really dumb.. they work on the pussy.. not work on your brain thru the pussy.. sorry i just found that lame and pointless..</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Thank you captain obvious! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
well, why does anyone think its funny then? its not like he was working on the muffler so its stupid... why would anyone laugh at something so lame.. so if everyone is laughing at it how is what i said obvious.. so why are you trying to flame me <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hmmm.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hmmm:'></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
*SIGH* <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sigh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':rolleyes:'> Easy there killer, no need to take offense. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>
matic 240sx
08-15-2002, 11:35 AM
dude i know i know.. look ive been the biggest asshole lately.. im sorry.. i am taking pain killers and they are way too strong.. and they make me really really messed up and then i get hella pissed when they wear off.. all my friends are telling me ive been a big dick lately.. . most of you know im never like this.. but ill try not to act like this anymore.. . i give myself the asshole of the month award...
uuninja
08-15-2002, 11:50 AM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (matic 240sx @ Aug. 14 2002,1:35)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">dude i know i know.. look ive been the biggest asshole lately.. im sorry.. i am taking pain killers and they are way too strong.. and they make me really really messed up and then i get hella pissed when they wear off.. all my friends are telling me ive been a big dick lately.. . most of you know im never like this.. but ill try not to act like this anymore.. . i give myself the asshole of the month award...</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
HAHA no worries man! Hope what ever it is that has you taking the pain killers isn't too serious. Get better soon <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>
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