Go To Jail!!!

[Phlip]

http://entertainment.msn.com/tv/hotgossip/5-07-07_2?GT1=7703
Frankly, I find that homely bitch far too easy to hate

[exitspeed]

Good I hope she get's raped in jail by a bunch of lipstick lesbians. I hope one of those lezzies has a video camera. I then hope it ends up online.

I don't think this is all that far fetched.

[jrmiller84]

Indeed, that short of a jail sentence doesn't do much when you lead that kind of life. She will just get more publicity from it, write a book, whatever. Her life won't change any afterwards.

[eastcoastS14]

ha I love it....I really cant stand Paris Hilton, shes so spoiled it makes me sick, she thinks that just because shes rich she can do what ever she wants and get away with it. I cant stand the simple life and how they make jokes out of hard working peoples lives. Im not even sure what shes famous for...shes definitely not hot, im pretty sure she might be retarded, she looks like shes strung out on coke and shes a bitch...fuck she got stranded in her bentley cause she didnt know she had to put gas in it:duh: I wish they would toss her in jail for 5-10 just for being a waste of space.....I could go on but I wont....lol I really fucking hate this bitch

[C. Senor]

do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars...LOL..but seriously 45 days for violating probation, if that had been me i would have got like a year. BOOO

[Otis Performance]

do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars...LOL..but seriously 45 days for violating probation, if that had been me i would have got like a year. BOOO

My homie got 9 months for the same thing.lol

[fromxtor]

Hell yea violating probation is a big deal to the DA, this def. shows what money can help you get away with.

[Dirty Habit]

I hope someone shanks her in the face.

[eastcoastS14]

yeah willing to bet she wont be in the general population...theyll have here seperated for sure..or else shes deff gonna get fucked up....inmates will fuck her up just for the reputation and publicity

[ManoNegra]

Story makes me feel all warm and tingly. That bitch deserves that and more.

[Unholy S14]

Story makes me feel all warm and tingly. That bitch deserves that and more.


kinda.......

['90RPS13]

Good, I am glad to hear this. haha, I hate this woman. I wish she would have smarted off and got longer of a sentence.

[ManoNegra]

I heard on the radio that some stupid fan on My Space started a petition to get the sentenced overturned...

['90RPS13]

Screw that, I would start a petition to make it longer.

[Phlip]

I'm so glad that MySpace will NEVER work for something like that.
... especially for some dipshit airhead broad

[mRclARK1]

I think... what was it? 45 days? .... is to little. Give her 3-6 months and take here license for a few years...

then if the judge feels so inclined... he can bend her over his knee. :keke:

[azndoc]

She's so hot.....

But soo... stupid and way too rich for her own good.

Heard on the radio this morning that her family is trying to get the governor to lessen her sentence or get it overturned altogether.

Wish I had a rich family to do that for me. sigh

[AbsoluteZero]

Its horrible how celebrities can get out of anything they want pretty much. Even if she goes to jail I highly doubt she will get put into the community cause I am sure she would get the crap beat out of her and raped and all that. Must be nice to have a lot of money to help lessen the sentence. If it were any of us we would be in jail for awhile and our licenses would be suspended for a long period of time. Watch though... she will be in jail for a couple days or so and thats it cause money talks and she will be out in no time with a slap on the hand.

[Phlip]

I'm kinda hoping she goes to jail, gets put into general population and gets beaten and raped.
It'd be some hot girl-on-girl action.
... well, it will be girl-on-girl action, because I can't seem to think that someone I just can't find aesthetically pleasing being forced into sex by a butch lesbian as being "hot"

[mrs.drift33]

this would be the only time i would want to go to jail just to beat her ass

[azndoc]

^^^ are you sure it's not because you think she's hot and you want to hook up with her? Sorry damn it, I'm thinking out loud again.

What up my emo friend.

[eastcoastS14]

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/maxlopes/paris-hilton-south-park-704946.jpg

[wootwoot]

Is it possible to rape someone who is willing though?

[SochBAT]

Too bad she gets only 45 days.

It'd be cool to have some hood as chicks pwn her in the showers.

With a tampon straight thru the neck.

[Farzam]

My friend would've gotten a year and a half.

My mortal enemy, 11 months I think.

Fuck Paris.

[C. Senor]

yeah that sux, but atleast she is paying something for being stupid and not just being able to make bail and jam to do it again....+1 for the judge saying fuck you, you little spoiled brat....STRAIGHT TO JAIL WITH YOUR ASS. daddy cant help you this time.

[street240]

I hope she goes to prison. Any word on the pardon from the governator. I could not respect him if he pardons her...

[crashbandit]

shes hot with the new bewbs. and she will likely only get a several days the most. whos willin to make a bet?

[street240]

I think she will get the full 90 or none at all...

[k's_silvia2.0]

HONESTLY.....:gives: Its not like she has talent that will be missed.

[staygold24]

honestly she just needs to die and get the pineapple outta her vag

[azndoc]

Is it possible to rape someone who is willing though?

^^ I think that's pretty much consensual sex. Or a rape fantasy. But if their passed out they can't say no. :naughty: Oh wait, damn it thinking out loud again. :keke:

[HalveBlue]

Psssh, I don't what you're all on about. Paris Hilton is a role model for millions of young girls that want to emulate her. By the time they're all legal it'll be easy pickings for dirty old men like myself.

Seriously though, that dirty, ugly-ass cunt needs to get a fucking clue. 45 days is way too short. With my luck FOX will find a way to turn this into a reality show. I can just see it now, Paris Hilton's The Prison Life.

Ugh.

[staygold24]

The paris hilton south park was on tonight on comedy central. I really hope she stays in mr slave.