Spiderman3 ruled!!!

[wootwoot]

ruled at sucking hard!!!!!!!!!!!

I know there was the thread regarding the previews of this film but this is about the actual film....

but yeah, super not good...and I was even expecting it to not be good.

[Eternal_240Sx]

damn.. I'm hearing so many mixed reviews about this movie. I don't know if I should watch it or not.

[TurDz]

Are you gonna let reviews dictate whether you watch it or not?

Being a comic fan when I was young, it's always a must see, no matter what.

[staygold24]

damn dude. I thought it was pretty decent. I admit alot of it was predictable but with all the shitty movies Ive seen recently I thought it was ok and worth the watch. It was fucking packed though and the first time I tried to go it was sold out.

Anybody see fracture? I though that was pretty good too.

[20 til 3]

idk bout it ruling... it couldnt hold a candle to hot fuzz... to much trying to be funny... and to much going on ... either it was slow and dumb... or it was fast and to much going on

plus... whats with him be a badass emo kid?

[C. Senor]

i thought it was pretty good. it did exactly what it was supposed to do and that is to entertain me....and got me confused. either than venom being there all of 2 minutes, it was pretty good. and emo spider-man kicked ass man. come on emo peter parker being a pimp slash gangsta...thats just good humor.

[staygold24]

haha atleast Im not the only one who hated emo kid parker. Anyone notice that when he got "evil" his bangs just went over his eyes and he put on eyeliner.

Me and my girl were laughing our asses off cause he looked like a mallcore 14 year old.

[street240]

I'll try and see it tommorow. I hope it is a good as the first 2...

[FaLKoN240]

I liked it, no validations from me, I'm tired.

[SiI40sx]

Spiderman 3:

1. Had too many storylines going on
2. Had difficulty keeping real-life and comic versions together (it started lacking the "reality" part to me)
3. Had a Lord of the Rings ending (made you think it was going to end like 5 times)
4. Sandman shouldve been switched with the pussy ass venom character (isnt venom suppose to be bigger than spiderman?)

[exitspeed]

big spidey fan as everyone knows...i was disappointed honestly. I'll post more when I'm not on my Wii.

[fliprayzin240sx]

Yah, I always thought Eddie Brock was a jock like Flash Thompson or something. Topher Grace is no Eddie Brock, and as far as Tobey McGuire doing it Spidey 4, i say NOOOO. I think its time for a full cast change...was it just me or they came off as they were half-assed acting? They didnt have the same intensity as from the last 2 movies.

If I have to give it a rating of 0 - 10, I'd give the movie a 6, and thats coming from a fan...

[exitspeed]

Ok, this is what killed it for me. That whole 20 min in the middle where:

Spoiler Alert

He turned all emo. The whole thing with him walking down the steet pointing at girls was really bad. Then the part in the bar when he starts running on the bar and swinging from the chandalier...come on. That part of the movie just ruined it for me.

Venom was cool, and suprisingly I think Grace did a pretty darn good job as did the CG team.

[wootwoot]

I just wanted to punch Topher and Toby McGuire the entire time. Those two are such fucking jackasses....Given the chance I will feed them their own teeth.They just get worse and worse!!!

All aspects of the SandMan were awesome, and so was the newspaper guy...I can never remember his name but I love that guy. It still had some good aspects but just sooo many bad...The first one was by far the best, they just keep getting more soft.

[SochBAT]

I've not watched it, i don't WANT to watch it cuz i know how its going to be, but being a big Spidey fan, i gotta.

I heard Bruce Campbell stole the show tho.

I love that guy.

[Dorifto89]

EMO SPIDERMAN. bahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed just like this hahahahahahahahahaha.

[wootwoot]

I've not watched it, i don't WANT to watch it cuz i know how its going to be, but being a big Spidey fan, i gotta.

I heard Bruce Campbell stole the show tho.

I love that guy.


wait till it gets to the dollar theatre so they dont get as much money?...They dont deserve it. This cost 260 million to make I think they said?..........Not including promotion. I want it to flop.

[Ninjabread]

Didntlike it at all. Too much shit going on andit seemslike they rushed it.

Plus,it was way toolong.

Also,note that the keyboard imusing right now has a f*cked up spacebar.

['90RPS13]

POSSIBLE SPOILERS!!!!







it was decent. Sandman was the shit. +1 on that. Venom was excellent in some parts and not so, eh, in the rest. I thought the Gwen storyline was a tad much. Without that, it wouldnt cluster fuck it so much. Other then that, 9/10 from me. More Venom would give it a 10/10.

I agree too, wasnt Venom much bigger then Spidey?

[swift_style]

Not enough fights, too much romace.

[Vision Garage]

Hahaha. I wouldve picked the white girl over mary jane anyday. You see how she got all crazy. She wanted the fame that spiderman had so she got mad at peter. Pretty good movie. Sux how everything just happened so fast. But yea. movie was SUPPPERRRR LOOOONNNNNGGGG!

[articdragon192]

Wow, so much went on and I dunno. It was ok, but like, the whole teaming up with the goblin, wtf? Kinda weird. I wasn't too happy with it. So long, so much stuff, I lost interest in it. Didn't have the feel the first two movies had. And what was up with the ending(s)?

[Jon Michael]

The symbiote enhanced the natural strength of the person it was bonded with. Eddie Brock went crazy weight lifting trying to relieve stress after being fired, and was basically the shape of an Olympic athlete. Venom can crush Spiderman's skull easily with one hand if he wanted to...not so much in the movie, tho. Venom is cool because he's this big imposing black giant that dwarfs Spiderman. He was like a foot taller than him atleast. Topher was a letdown.

The black costume felt so weak, like they didn't even try. Just paint a leftover prop costume black and change the spider a little bit.

[DoriftoPnoy]

haha i was laffing most of the time. i kinda liked it. but then i really like funny things. i think i have A.D.D. or something =/

[SochBAT]

I would have at LEAST made the original webbing on the suit disappear, or something.

And the insignia needs to BLEED and STRETCH and CONTORT, emphasiziing a NEW PERSONA.

jerkasses.

[Helghast]

Fucking Tearfest.

GAH!

Where's the 6packs and useless slow-mo?

[ONYX S-13]

The symbiote enhanced the natural strength of the person it was bonded with. Eddie Brock went crazy weight lifting trying to relieve stress after being fired, and was basically the shape of an Olympic athlete. Venom can crush Spiderman's skull easily with one hand if he wanted to...not so much in the movie, tho. Venom is cool because he's this big imposing black giant that dwarfs Spiderman. He was like a foot taller than him atleast. Topher was a letdown.


Quite right... Spidey has always been smaller then venom.. A venom that's roughly the same size as spidey would be a huge let down.. From what I remember Carnage was roughly the same size as spidey wasn't he?


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[Jon Michael]

Honestly, I think a wrestler like John Cena would have been better than Topher Grace. He's already the size, and he's like 6-7 inches taller than Toby Mcguire...work a little movie magic and he can easily appear taller. Cover him in evil black symbiote...and you have one mean venom. Besides, in the comics Eddie Brock looked like a WWE personality.

[DRavenS13]

It was the suckiest suck-suck that ever sucked.

I am a HUGE comic book reader, and for what I just witnessed, I can't believe Stan Lee let them do this to Spiderman. Since when did comic characters have huge dramatic way-over-the-top emo fests like this? Where was the real story? All I saw was a half-assed Mary Jane (I've NEVER liked Kristen Dunst as Mary Jane) cry and bitch and moan through the whole movie that Spiderman was getting more attention than she was. Boo-EFFING-Hoo. Gwen Stacy was introduced WAY too late- Peter was with her LONG before he ever even knew Mary Jane. She's not even supposed to be alive at this point in Peter's life. Flint Marko's storyline was ALLL wrong. I KNEW that when they casted Gopher as Eddie Brock, there was some serious F***-Ups with this movie.

I'm pissed that I spent 10.50 to watch this piece of crap. The only thing good about it was the graphics, but even then it doesn't justify s***ting all over the story. If I wanted to see an actor dance like Saturday Night Fever, I would have watched SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER. I'd rather watch Superman, Ghost Rider and Incredible Hulk 3 times over than watch this movie again. My 5-year-old DAUGHTER didn't even like this movie. She kept asking me why was Peter crying through the whole movie.

This movie should only be replayed on the Lifetime Movie Network or Oxygen, IMHO.

[SimpleS14]

wow.....quite a review....I still check it out, but lower my expectations.

[Jon Michael]

Yeah...it's pretty bad. And, very cheesy...it doesn't feel like a serious movie at all. I have to say the best character in the whole thing was Harry (go on flame me, but I liked him more than everyone else). Emo-Peter and his montages were the funniest things in the universe.

Why did Venom feel so much like an after-thought? Why did the whole movie feel thrown together?

Skip it, or wait for it on dvd so you can borrow it from a friend.

[Phlip]

Mashing 15-20 years of comic books into an unrelated and intermingling story was the shit, as was the part where Peter backhanded Mary Jane (which, by the way, drew an "OOOOHHHH!!!!" from everyone on our row and a "bitch keeps falling on doorknobs" from Russ, which I laughed at for the next 20 minutes of the movie)


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[articdragon192]

No tongue action from Venom, wtf? Venom was a huge let down.

[fliprayzin240sx]

No tongue action from Venom, wtf? Venom was a huge let down.

The whole movie was a let down...so wuts next to come down the pipeline? Transformers? Im not gonna expect much, so that way i wont be disappointed. I guess I expected too much from Spidey 3, like it was gonna be as good as the first 2. :fawk2:

[speedstar01]

big spidey fan as everyone knows...i was disappointed honestly. I'll post more when I'm not on my Wii.

lol your playing your Wii and posting on zilvia at the same time???


Wii <<< :love:

honestly i enjoyed Spiderman...but i went in with low expectations :) so maybe thats why:tweak:

[TheWolf]

Dude this movie was a 3 hour emo drama with 10 minutes of action. This is how bad this movie sucked. Mary Jane sang on stage longer than the ending fight was. Peter parker spent more time crying than fighting. It was like a giant ball of soggy dicks that someone put a dash of macho cheese on the top to make it believable. It sucked. If emo spiderman slit his wrists in the middle of the movie and just died and the movie ended; It would have been way cooler. I'd have given it like atleast 8 out of 10 instead of 3 out of 10.

[240trainee]

Damnit, I have been looking forward to this for months and you guys are bumming me out.

I was never into comics, so I watched the first 2 without judging it against the comic, so I was thinking 3 would be cool, even though they were mashing together stories, because I don't remember them in that context.

But you guys are saying it sucks regardless.

damn

[exitspeed]

lol your playing your Wii and posting on zilvia at the same time???


Wii <<< :love:

honestly i enjoyed Spiderman...but i went in with low expectations :) so maybe thats why:tweak:

Actually I was browsing the web on my Wii. Typing shit sucks though. Browsing is coo.

[Jon Michael]

The first one was good, the second was meh (not too good)...the third one just sucked. The symbiote came from some random fucking meteor that crashed silently in the park...WTF?!

Venom was onscreen for all of 10min. He didn't even say, "We are Venom." Biggest letdown I have ever seen...

[wootwoot]

The first one was good, the second was meh (not too good)...the third one just sucked. The symbiote came from some random fucking meteor that crashed silently in the park...WTF?!

Venom was onscreen for all of 10min. He didn't even say, "We are Venom." Biggest letdown I have ever seen...


that crashed silently in the park 10 feet away from where they were making out....What the fuck man....


I'll definitely agree to first was dece, second was weak, third is sux0rz

[Baka Sama]

6 Steps to make SpiderMan3 into a much better movie

Step 1) Take Sand Man out of the entire movie! His story blows and hes not important to the movie at all!

Step 2) Now that Sand Man is not in the movie, there is more time to make a better opening. Something like.....

~The movie starts with flash on another mission orbiting the earth. The symbiot attaches itself to the ship and later to Flash. When they land on earth it then hitches a ride to the Daily Bugle via Flash going to visit his father. There it meets Parker and decides it has found a host strong enough.~

Step 3) Fire whoever designed the venom custom! It lacked the white Venom symbol and the face was horribly done. The mouth should have been longer and narrower with larger teeth. And what was up with the high pitch squealing? It should have been a deep growl.

Step 4) Since there is no Sand Man the movie has more time to get into the back story of Gwen Stacey and Eddie Brook. Also the last fight should have gone something like....

~Venom hangs MJ up in web just like in the movie. Spider Man knows he can’t defeat Venom by himself so he asks Harry for help. Harry says no and Spidey leaves to fight Venom alone. This leads up to an all out battle between the two. Spidey is losing and Harry comes in to help. They fight together and Harry dies the same way.~

Step 5) Dont change Harry. His acting made Spider Man 3.

Step 6) New Ending....

~After they burry Harry MJ gets a call at home. She lets it ring (cause she never picks up her damn phone) and an agent leaves her a message saying he saw her on the news and he wants to cast for an acting job. It fads out and shows her at the casting party for her new acting job. Music is playing and Champaign is poured for everyone. MJ grabs a glass and notices a ring on the bottom. Parker walks in and mouths "Will you marry me" while music is still playing. Movie ends with MJ smiling all teary eyed.~

Damn I should be in the movie bussiness. The movie was a huge let down but the trilogy was far better than X-Men, LOTR, Star Wars 1-3, and Matrix.

[drift-it]

I think the funniest part was when Harry went to the hospital and woke up all retarded and happy. Then he remembers everything and no more retardo. But when he meets up with Peter at that cafe and tells him that he's with Mary Jane, and the waitress asks how is the pie? He suddenly jumps back into retard mode "so good". lol

[Baka Sama]

^^ Yes that was priceless. I was laughing so hard.

[exitspeed]

I think the funniest part was when Harry went to the hospital and woke up all retarded and happy. Then he remembers everything and no more retardo. But when he meets up with Peter at that cafe and tells him that he's with Mary Jane, and the waitress asks how is the pie? He suddenly jumps back into retard mode "so good". lol

Yea that was funny. Baka, I like your ideas.

It's too late though. Only Prime can save us now.

[Jon Michael]

I think the number one step to making a good comic movie is making a movie for the characters and the story NOT for money and profit. After Spiderman 1 they all got worse because it was just to cash in more and more...

At least it wasn't that crap X-Men was. God, those movies were some of the dumbest things to hit the screen. They make the movies turn into the Wolverine-show and yet they rip out every single part of his history and story that made him Wolverine. Honestly, no Sabertooth, no Lady Deathstrike, no Canadian Super Soldier experiment, no NOTHING...they turn him into an ex-government agent who lost his memory and is an ass with a heart of gold.

Not to mention they just decided to mix Phoenix and Scarlet Witch together in the last movie...which was utter shit.

[sTalnOut]

roflzzzzzzzzzz thats all i have to say

[Baka Sama]

X-Men is so complicated I can see why they fucked that up. I wont even get into the pussy magneto they used. It should have been like the early 90's Jim Lee X-men, when Magneto was ripped. Someone like shawn connery should have played him. But SpiderMan is so simple how could you fuck that up?? They had it down pack on the 1st one. Focus on the characters not the effects!!

[Agent_S13]

6 Steps to make SpiderMan3 into a much better movie

Step 2) Now that Sand Man is not in the movie, there is more time to make a better opening. Something like.....

~The movie starts with flash on another mission orbiting the earth. The symbiot attaches itself to the ship and later to Flash. When they land on earth it then hitches a ride to the Daily Bugle via Flash going to visit his father. There it meets Parker and decides it has found a host strong enough.~


Who is Flash Thompson's father? I thought J Jonah Jameson's son is John Jameson, the astronaut who later becomes "Man-Wolf" (comic history). Which would make more sense about being on a space mission and the symbiote coming to Earth that way.... Flash has a long history w/ Spiderman, but not in the movie universe.

I also believe he (John Jameson) was shown/mentioned in Spiderman 2.... ready to marry MJ, IIRC.

Anyways, I think everyone's review of the movie is pretty accurate. I watched it because I'm a comic book fan, but I felt that it was definitely lacking a lot of the polish.

People complain its a long movie, I definitely agree but also feel like they rushed some scenes at the same time, especially scenes that would have made the movie better coherently.

I'm glad I checked out the IMAX Matinee for this instead of paying full price for it ($15 IMAX, $10.50 regular)

-Aaron
'91 240sx coupe

[SimpleS14]

OK....just saw the movie and not too happy with it. There is way too much drama and not enough suspense and action. EMO Peter Parker was at times funny....but man he was annoying. The last 20mins was good, and they should have done more with Venom.

Lets hope they have a better script for part 4.

[LB.Motoring]

Im sure they will see there fail attempt and try to make the next 3 badass.....

or atleast I hope.

[WILDACEX187]

i think u guys bitching about how it doesnt follow the comic closely should take a step back and see all the other comic book movies out there. this movie was made for a mass audience. if u're expecting a comic made to life type deal then u're wasting your time. on that note the venom part sucked. i dont like topher grace and the way he was presented in the film felt kind of forced. sandman part was much better though. gwen stacy girl is hot as a blonde (though shes still nice as a red head like her pops). i also agree that the main actors didnt seem like they wanted to do this (kirsten more than tobey). goblin team up was weird also. i dunno maybe its true a whole new cast and director might be needed to make the series better

p.s. the director doesn't like the venom character. he's said it in many interviews and that's why it was came out that way me thinks

[A Spec Products]

I enjoyed Spiderman 3.

Saw it last Friday.

I laughed a lot, it was a bit too cheeseball at times.

Emo Peter Parker rules.

[s13silvia_R]

ah the part when harry force mj to break up with peter was hilarious. he broke out crying. *i love you mary jane* lol:bigok:
yeah i have to agree the part where he became emo and started walking down the street and pointing at the girls and dancing infront of a clothing store? lol wth

[Jon Michael]

I liked how the girls were all "wtf is with this looser?" looks on their faces.

[Wei240]

i thought it was good, entertaining, don't go in with high expectations or wanting it to follow the comic precisely...

never liked the casting for peter parker, i don't think he's a good match
the casting for venom is even worse, topher's too small and skinny

movie was somewhat long, could've been half an hour shorter

bruce campbell's great, soo funny...
kept on thinking, shop smart, shop s-mart, lol

[s13gold]

im gonna see it for myself tonite.

[SochBAT]

Baka, your custom script is good, but i'm sure i can dish out better. =]

Sandman = FAIL.

*OpeningScene*
Its all peaceful in Central Park, birds chirping like a buncha birds, folks taking a stroll, all is happy. Calm, serene. Peaceful. Then a huge CRASH! trees topple. You see Spidey leaping backwards, all gangster like, dodging an unknown assailant. The dust clears, a shadow forms. Its the mean Russian RUSHIN Machine, Rhino. Brief battle, to show time has pasted from the previous movie. All fun and games, til spidey takes a good hit. he's the underdog, gettin thrashed. Dramatically turns the tide of battle, clobbers the crap outta rhino, TKO. He wins, but is injured. Can't go to the Hospital, cuz onlookers can put 2 and 2 together, and figure Pete's injured the same as Spidey, etc etc. He heads to connors, whom we now know is in on his dual identities. Patches him up, gives him some meds, all that jazz. He keeps a blood sample this time, secretly.

Yada yada yada, Pete makes good with photos, with MJ, all that jazz.

Time elapses, Connors is f*ing with the DNA, infuses his own duplicate (insert retardedly highly probable percentage here) compatible DNA, regens his arm, all that jazz. he passes it off as a working prosthetic, or some dumb shit. Intro to Le Lizardo.

Drama with Pete and Harry, hasn't escalated to physical shit yet, strictly mental.

Flash the Astroman comes back from a flight, new element is 'found', all that jazz. Holds a celebration @ a science museum. Pete is wishing him all fun and games and stuff, curious himself about the newfound element. Lizard appears, tears shit up, lookin for said new element. They battle, all that fun stuff. The museum is a museum, so there are dinosaurs and crap. Lizard easily conceals himself well, beating the hell outta spidey, attacking places previously injured. Blood spills on the element, which absorbs it like a sponge.

Lizard makes off with element, more filler crap.

Harry torments pete more and more, to the point of a full on fight. More fighting.

More fighting.

Harry is in the same shoes as his dad was, about to be defeated, summons his board the same way, pete, all mentally anguished, breaks down. destroys the board, and flees. Spiderman is MIA for a while, from all the stress or some crap. Connors researches the element, sees its a symbiote, is seen absorbing onto a fly, hours later, fly is drained to the bone.

Final confrontation, somehow MJ is compromised, filler. Lizard + NewGreenGob v Pete, a bit more tormented and crazy-ish. Intense fight scene. Filler fighting.

At the end, Pete wins, takes connors back to his lab, fixes him up, "cures" Lizard-ism, all that jazz. Accidentally breaks the beaker containing symbiote, mild struggle with symbiote and himself. Abruptly blanks out.

Things seem all fine and dandy, MJ is worried about Pete, after what he's been thru. pete reassures her he's fine, never better. pete looks restless, aggresive, and like a lunatic. Eyes are focused, eyelids make him look zombie-ish, but in fair health.

Movie ends with him, leaving the room to save the world again, but instead of the normal suit, the black suit wraps over him, his face being the last to be concealed, with him saying "We've never been better!" in a much more darker tone.

Face mask looks like the traditional suit.
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[wootwoot]

I liked how the girls were all "wtf is with this looser?" looks on their faces.


that was great. But I wanted to whip his ass so bad....GOD

[SimpleS14]

sochbat - LOL....THAT WAS A GREAT STORYLINE!!!! (seriously)

[SNC240SX]

I saw it and thought it was lame. Seemed like they rushed the movie to be released because it seemed incomplete adn sloppy.

For example. Did anyone notice that at aunt Mays house when they were having tea she went into the fridge and pulled out tropicana and poured it into the creamer. Then when she porred the creamer into the tea cup it was milk.... And also there was no tea in the pot and no tea bags in the cups....

[DRavenS13]

i think u guys bitching about how it doesnt follow the comic closely should take a step back and see all the other comic book movies out there. this movie was made for a mass audience. if u're expecting a comic made to life type deal then u're wasting your time. on that note the venom part sucked. i dont like topher grace and the way he was presented in the film felt kind of forced. sandman part was much better though. gwen stacy girl is hot as a blonde (though shes still nice as a red head like her pops). i also agree that the main actors didnt seem like they wanted to do this (kirsten more than tobey). goblin team up was weird also. i dunno maybe its true a whole new cast and director might be needed to make the series better

p.s. the director doesn't like the venom character. he's said it in many interviews and that's why it was came out that way me thinks


Comic book writers add storylines and change characters and rewrite character history all the time. The fact that it had to be made for a mass audience is no excuse for the craptacular job they did for this. If this was a comic book instead of a movie, it would never sell. There was no real story- just a bunch of bullshit tied with a string. If the director didn't like the Venom character, then he had no business introducing him- it was all an attempt to make more money. I personally have advised everyone that I've talked to about this to not waste your money- download it illegally and stick it to these greedy bastards that desecrated the whole idea of Spiderman.

Peter Parker isn't some lil Emo freak that dances around like he's in a broadway musical for Grease. Mary Jane isn't some damsel in distress that cries because she doesn't get enough attention. All they did was create their own story and buy the rights to call it Spiderman so they could cash in on the profits of attracting audiences. If you make comic book movies, you have to, in some sense, stay true to the storyline of which you are basing your movie. You are TRYING to attract an audience that knows Spiderman to some extent, i.e., comic book fans. The mass audience knows Spiderman, and knows he's not some little crying bitch that falls apart every time something goes wrong. Peter Parker's WHOLE LIFE goes wrong. He's NEVER cut a break. That's the plot of his whole agenda- he works and works to save a city that despises him anyway.

I know people that don't even follow comic books that watched this and said this movie blows donkey balls. It was like shaping a piece of crap with Christmas lights and calling it a Christmas tree. Sure, the flashes of light look nice, but it's still crap. It falls into the same place as Batman and Robin, X-Men, Incredible Hulk and Daredevil- Burned into a crisp and piss on the ashes.

[SochBAT]

RE4 should be adapted into a movie. Good plot.

I wanna make a Zombie movie myself.

Instead of having the zombies be dumb and all malnourished, They'd have the same intelligence and sense and a normal human. They're insane, but still slightly in control of themselves (as would be seen with slight twitching and their constant look of paranoia). Again, since they are at their peak, tying between death and life, they'd be at their physical peak performance.

How badass would that be?

How would my infection start? Necrophilia. Some weirdo makes the babies with the dead, contracts mites and those other funky bugs. one of the funky bugs is actually a breed of ichneumon (bugs that stab into you, set their seeds, their pupa grows inside you, eating you from the inside out, keeping you alive for as long as possible until it can hatch). You start having your brain eaten first, which destroys your inhibitions to try and find a cure, and little by little, accept it, and embrace the insanity and will to spread it. The said control lasts a week, give or take. Said infected would only crave raw foods. fresh raw foods.

The spread of the said infection would straight be viral. Its carried within all bodily fluids, sweat, spit, urine, poop, and yea, even semen (which i think is the best part)

That one guy would get it, he'd feel sick, but pass it off as nothing, goes to have babies with his girl (which the viewers would find out is a slut because it'll pan to a good handful of guys feeling sick), and so forth.

Movie thesis = "How do you run from it if you don't know you're running from?"

I love Zombie Movies.

My other custom Zombie Script. Wooootage.

[S13Leprechaun]

it was okay.. too soppy... and what kinda super hero cant even keep track of his own clothes! geezz!

[Yoshi]

I've been a webhead fan since the late 70's.
I thought the movie was great... for kids and people just going to see what the hype was about.

As an avid moviegoer, collector, and spiderman fan, I thought it was a hideous failure that tried too hard to please everyone... but they DID smack their target audience dead-center: pre-teen boys (read as: marketing & merchandising).

Can I blame them? no, not really, it's all about the $... just like the Star Wars prequels. It's just really sad to see things that excited & enthralled you as a child get butchered... yet still they get my $, and still I sit my ass down and watch, so win-win for them.

Gosh I just can't wait for them to ass-rape my all-time favorite: Transformers. *sigh*

[WILDACEX187]

Comic book writers add storylines and change characters and rewrite character history all the time. The fact that it had to be made for a mass audience is no excuse for the craptacular job they did for this. If this was a comic book instead of a movie, it would never sell. There was no real story- just a bunch of bullshit tied with a string. If the director didn't like the Venom character, then he had no business introducing him- it was all an attempt to make more money. I personally have advised everyone that I've talked to about this to not waste your money- download it illegally and stick it to these greedy bastards that desecrated the whole idea of Spiderman.

Peter Parker isn't some lil Emo freak that dances around like he's in a broadway musical for Grease. Mary Jane isn't some damsel in distress that cries because she doesn't get enough attention. All they did was create their own story and buy the rights to call it Spiderman so they could cash in on the profits of attracting audiences. If you make comic book movies, you have to, in some sense, stay true to the storyline of which you are basing your movie. You are TRYING to attract an audience that knows Spiderman to some extent, i.e., comic book fans. The mass audience knows Spiderman, and knows he's not some little crying bitch that falls apart every time something goes wrong. Peter Parker's WHOLE LIFE goes wrong. He's NEVER cut a break. That's the plot of his whole agenda- he works and works to save a city that despises him anyway.

I know people that don't even follow comic books that watched this and said this movie blows donkey balls. It was like shaping a piece of crap with Christmas lights and calling it a Christmas tree. Sure, the flashes of light look nice, but it's still crap. It falls into the same place as Batman and Robin, X-Men, Incredible Hulk and Daredevil- Burned into a crisp and piss on the ashes.

yet they still keep making money and your cries are nothing but a whimper to them while they're doing the uncle scrooge in their money bin. i asked my co-worker today if he knew the story of how spider man got the black suit and how venom was created. he said "isn't like how it was in the movie?" he doesn't know and really doesn't care. he went into the theater to watch a movie that was going to entertain him. to him it did and he's 33 and never read comics. he admits to a couple of things that everybody has mentioned but he again said he liked it.

p.s. they are NOT, I REPEAT NOT TRYING TO ATTRACT PEOPLE THAT KNOW THE COMICS. THEY ARE TRYING TO ATTRACT EVERYONE. if they made the movie for comic fans it would be super over budget, super long and movie companies would go bankrupt.

[wootwoot]

I never read the comics though. It was the poorly made movie that bothered me. I did go into it with low expectations as well. I knew it was going to suck, I just diddnt know it was that bad. That gave it a lot of room to impress me but it definitely diddnt manage that

[Baka Sama]

Fail Fail Fail Fail!!!!


Real Venom
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2006/11/07/venom-spiderman.jpg
Movie Venom
http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/D5504.jpg

[Baka Sama]

sochbat, I have the perfect idea.... How bout we team up and do a one off movie of this....
http://freakcomics.com/images/collectedzomweb.jpg

Rated R
It would destroy 28 weeks later.

[exitspeed]

Fail Fail Fail Fail!!!!


Real Venom
http://www.piratetech.org/news_pics/sp3_venom.jpg
Movie Venom
http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/images/D5504.jpg

I fixed your post. The one you posted looked too close to the movie version. THAT's the real venom!

Here's some more pics of how he should have looked.
http://membres.lycos.fr/nakorourou/hpbimg/00ultimate%20venom.jpg
http://www.inkietos.com/wp-content/200509/29/venom.jpg
http://www.sleepyfrog.com/cardsncomics/images/uploads/venom5.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d139/jr_nightmare/400px-Venom_carnage01.jpg
http://www.superherotimes.com/assets/newsimages/20040921VenomStatue.jpg

[FaLKoN240]

Yeah, those are better pics of Venom.

[SochBAT]

I like the protruding jaw Venom.

He looks SICKKKK In Ultimate series.

The Marvel Zombies storyline is pretty funny in itself.

I just DLed the one with Ash. Its awesomely good.

[ManoNegra]

McFarlane Spiderman and Venom.. nough said. Haven't seen it but now I'm depressed...

[exitspeed]

McFarlane Spiderman and Venom.. nough said. Haven't seen it but now I'm depressed...

Indeed:
http://www.tommychang.net/uploaded_images/Venomlethal1-785542.jpg

[DRavenS13]

I still think that if anyone liked this movie, it's because they like watching chick flicks. It blew. Bad story. Bad acting. End.

[full house]

http://media.teamxbox.com/dailyposts/spider-man3_venom.jpg

Spider Man 3 with the effect of the venom!Spidy envied

[SimpleS14]

I still think that if anyone liked this movie, it's because they like watching chick flicks. It blew. Bad story. Bad acting. End.

I was thinking the same thing....this was borderline chick flick.


Technically.....Venom can come back in the next movies and so can the creation of Carnage...and maybe a better script.

[FaLKoN240]

You can totally tell that Venom didn't die.

[SochBAT]

Because he can teleport.

Thats all he did.

Presto Chango, Teleport!

[SimpleS14]

You know what.......I just remembered that Dr. Connor still has some of the symbiote with him. So yea...I can see Venom returning or maybe Carnage appearing.

[Ninjabread]

carnage is the all time best.

yay for crazy people.

[Jon Michael]

I hope they keep Carnage out...I never really cared for him. Besides, nothing good can come from even trying to fit him into a movie plot. I think Mysterio would be one of the best villians...and ONLY 1 villian. None of this crap 3 villians garbage anymore...not even two villians. They need 1, and they need to try some quality this time.

I hope it dies now, and we don't see anymore Spiderman films. I'm just worried they're going to pull a Hulk and go back and try to fix this crappy film. I am not looking forward to the "new" Hulk at all.

[ONYX S-13]

I've never really liked carnage either.. I just liked the way his symbiote was.. He has all the agility/moves as spiderman but all the "strengths" of venom.. Never really liked his "human" characteristics.

['90RPS13]

Venom and Carnage would be badass.

[Ninjabread]

Put them in the octogon!

[drifting_changed_mylife]

damn dont tell me the movie sucks!!!! i dont know how they ened up fucking up such a cool vilin like venom!!! dammit and my girl friends gonna drag me to watch it this weekend in the imax movie! them tickets are like 15 bucks!!!! imma be pissed if the movie sux!:barf:

[full house]

I haven't notice it! but its a good story,

It just that they combined two enemies into 1 films.

Which is it can be 1 at a time! so that the viewer would

look forward to see the next film.

[full house]

who is the next vilin?

[articdragon192]

Carnage was a crazy motherfucker, lol. Mysterio would be a good next villain.

[SochBAT]

Strike 1!

Carnage had too much going on for him to be a plausible villain. One, he was a homicidal maniac. Two, his origins was based with Eddie Brock. Three, he's too damn violent.

We'd all agree he'd tear shit up. And thats exactly why they'll nerf the living crap outta him. PG13, remember? No Killing, No Blood, No Homicidal Tendencies.

If they do throw Carnage in the mix, I wouldn't be suprised if he was a damn ice cream man that touched some radioactive silly putty.

[Baka Sama]

Didnt carnage wanna eat spider mans brains or was that venom?

[ManoNegra]

Still think Kraven's Last Hunt would make an awesome script. Also not a Carnage fan.

[theicecreamdan]

Strike 1!

Carnage had too much going on for him to be a plausible villain. One, he was a homicidal maniac. Two, his origins was based with Eddie Brock. Three, he's too damn violent.

We'd all agree he'd tear shit up. And thats exactly why they'll nerf the living crap outta him. PG13, remember? No Killing, No Blood, No Homicidal Tendencies.

If they do throw Carnage in the mix, I wouldn't be suprised if he was a damn ice cream man that touched some radioactive silly putty.

They're gonna put me in the movieessss.
They're gonna make a big star out of meeee.

[SochBAT]

Kraven would be SICK.

Now all you SM buffs, how about THIS mix up.

Kraven The Hunter = Challenge #1
Then mix in a fight with an unknown foe, as always.
Camera pans the stalemate to reveal....

http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/f/fb/Morlun.png
K and M handle the living hell outta Spidey, which is aided by...

Black... Meow.

(I was going to say Wolvie, but those Spidey/Wolvie spins felt a tad bit campy.)

[Jon Michael]

Why don't we just give them the best thing to fuck everything up with Spiderman...CLONES! Yes, let's add the Jackal, Ben Reily, AND KANE to the next 3 Spiderman movies. This includes all the costume changes (Scarlet Spider AND new Spidey suit).

For good measure, we'll keep Mysterio and Kraven in 2 of the movies as well.

They've set the bar for themselves. I say we DARE Hollywood to make a worse Spiderman movie now.

[Jon Michael]

Just cancel the Spiderman movies...I want my Dr. Strange movie...wasn't that supposed to come out a while ago. The Illusionist kinda made me want Edward toplay the good Dr. Strange as well. But, now that I think of it...Liam Neeson would make a good Dr. Strange as well...there are prolly others still.

[full house]

I watched the movie and I want to know who is the next

vilin!

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/s/spider_man_3_villains_flip/04.jpg

[SochBAT]

You must mean villain.

LOL, villin.

[BC240]

I havent read anything people have said yet, im going to post first then check for validation.. I just want to know why the fuck spiderman kept crying thru the whole movie? what a pile of shit.



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