Krunko
08-12-2002, 08:23 AM
True Story.
My stomach was really really hurting tonight, so I go across the street to work to use that bathroom. I end up using the bathroom on the first floor (60 story building). It was about 10:30 or 11 at night.
I'm in the stall doing my thing, ya know..and I hear someone walk in. A voice of a 30-45 year old black man says,
"You know, it wouldn't hurt to flush."
(I kind of pause...and then flush)
Then he continues,
"People need to remember that their own s**t smells too...."
I pause again and then say..
"Uhmm..sorry..must have been something I ate."
"Well no s**t! You didn't think that was all lemonade comin' out did ya?"
I just start laughing.
"We're talkin' s**t here in the bathroom, and you tell me that its something you ate...of course its something you ate, what else woudl it have been?"
"Hah, yeah...I guess you have a point..."
It seemed like it was out of some strange movie.
My stomach was really really hurting tonight, so I go across the street to work to use that bathroom. I end up using the bathroom on the first floor (60 story building). It was about 10:30 or 11 at night.
I'm in the stall doing my thing, ya know..and I hear someone walk in. A voice of a 30-45 year old black man says,
"You know, it wouldn't hurt to flush."
(I kind of pause...and then flush)
Then he continues,
"People need to remember that their own s**t smells too...."
I pause again and then say..
"Uhmm..sorry..must have been something I ate."
"Well no s**t! You didn't think that was all lemonade comin' out did ya?"
I just start laughing.
"We're talkin' s**t here in the bathroom, and you tell me that its something you ate...of course its something you ate, what else woudl it have been?"
"Hah, yeah...I guess you have a point..."
It seemed like it was out of some strange movie.