OK, this is getting ridiculous

[RJF]

OK, so now TP is a luxury and causing global warming. Why don't we just ban it now and we can all use our hands, like they do in certian parts of the world. :rant2:

Report: Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming
Monday , April 23, 2007

Americans may be using less toilet paper, if Sheryl Crow has her way.

The singer, who is crossing the country on a biodiesel bus with producer Laurie David, proposes limiting toilet paper use as one solution to global warming, according to a Washington Post report.

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she wrote April 19 on the Biodiesel Bus blog, according to a report by the Washington Post. "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."

Her toilet paper manifesto would limit how many squares of toilet paper Americans use in a sitting.

"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she wrote.

Crow also floated the idea of a removable "dining sleeve" that could replace the use of paper napkins.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,267783,00.html

[Farzam]

Wow.

This is a joke right?

Late April fools?

If someone told me to use less toilet paper, i'd probably kick their ass.

I love that stuff.

[ls180sx]

seriously?
they better buy me one of things that washes my ass for me

[exitspeed]

Well shit.

That's all I can think of. I hate Sheryl Crow. She's a fuckin downer. I'd like to shit on her stomach and then use her hair to wipe my ass.

[chmercer]

WOMEN.
message

[RJF]

I hate Sheryl Crow. She's a fuckin downer.

Now we know why Lance Armstrong dumped her. :D

[jrmiller84]

In other news, bidet sales have skyrocketed!

Oh wait, Sheryl Crow said this? Nevermind.. :keke:

[Farzam]

Seriously.
Is this a fucking joke.
Does she not realize how fucking dumb she is?

I wish murder was legal sometimes.

[exitspeed]

In her prefect world everyone smells like shit.

I think I'll pass Sheryl. No offense.

[Cash]

Maybe we can be like Ukraine where you have to pay to use public restrooms, and they have someone that works in the restroom whose job is to make sure you only get like 2 or 3 squares of TP.

I'm so tired of celebrities trying to save the world.

[wootwoot]

I'm all about trying to save the world and all.....But wtf?

[DragonUSMC]

damn hippies...

[Farzam]

I hate trees, they're thieves.

Stealing MY carbon dioxide, blocking away MY sunlight, taking MY water...fucking scum of the EARTH.

['90RPS13]

haha, what about the 3 shells from Demolition Man? haha, fuck Sheryl, Fuck global warming. I wont be alive when the problem arrises. Hah, fucking joke she is.

[Farzam]

I TRY and fuck up the world.
Cause my grandkids are gonna be lame anyways.

When I change my oil, I go to the local lake and pour it out in there, and then some in fields.

I support using endangered animals for novelty. I have a bald eagle skull for a shift knob.

[S14DB]

This is what happens when you spend to much time on your tour bus. Alone...

['90RPS13]

ROFL, Life's a party, FUCK SHIT UP! I will listen to the 'crowe when I get a chance to nail her. Til then, I am using a whole fucking roll each time i shit. Fuck her.

[BC240]

Does anyone actually think she is attractive? I think she looks like a man/horse hybrid.. perhaps centaur is the right word. After hearing about this im going to use an entire roll to whipe my ass and throw directly in the ocean.

[mRclARK1]

I've always thought she was a little :loco: ... this just confirms it for me.

[chmercer]

like all of the paper products come from tree farms.

tree farms that were created specifically to be cut down to use for paper products.

tree farms that wouldnt be there if there wasnt a demand for paper products

if you want more trees, use 3 rolls of toilet paper every time you piss

[S14DB]

like all of the paper products come from tree farms.

tree farms that were created specifically to be cut down to use for paper products.

tree farms that wouldnt be there if there wasnt a demand for paper products

if you want more trees, use 3 rolls of toilet paper every time you piss

Shisssh you're letting out the tree hugging hippie secrets. The Anarchists are going to come for you now. :keke:

[Jon Michael]

I'll start using 1-3 squares when Sheryl Crow comes to my house and shows me how to get all the shit off my ass with 3 squares HERSELF. I mean, after white castle or b-dub you're gonna need half a roll for the rest of the week.

What's next Sheryl, we have to wear special underpants that catch our farts so we don't put more methane into the atmosphere?

[Cash]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c332/chriscash06/sherylcrownew.jpg

[Cash]

I'll start using 1-3 squares when Sheryl Crow comes to my house and shows me how to get all the shit off my ass with 3 squares HERSELF. I mean, after white castle or b-dub you're gonna need half a roll for the rest of the week.

What's next Sheryl, we have to wear special underpants that catch our farts so we don't put more methane into the atmosphere?

haha, yea and I'll start using 1-3 squares as soon as sheryl crow starts reusing her tampons.

[SNC240SX]

I know that most people cant get away with 3 squares. Unless it was very thick like 6 ply paper.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i299/Snc240sx/SW824_zoom.jpg

We could all start using these. Never need toilet paper again and get that nice water up the butt feeling

[Cash]

If you get water up your butt, doesn't it come out later? Like that guy on jackass that funneled a beer into his asshole..

[DUFFM4N]

Now we know why Lance Armstrong dumped her. :D

the man loves his TP for his bunghole :keke:

[RJF]

Ok, here's a business opportunity. Toilet Paper with 3 feet between the perforations. Instead of squares they'd be rectangles, but you could say "I only use one rectangle" :)

[Matej]

Eww, why would you publicly say that you only use one square!

[SiI40sx]

I know that most people cant get away with 3 squares. Unless it was very thick like 6 ply paper.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i299/Snc240sx/SW824_zoom.jpg

We could all start using these. Never need toilet paper again and get that nice water up the butt feeling

eewwww....u still have to dry your ass after!

[markyboi]

umm, ill pass.

so she uses one square? well then after she wipes, she has doodoo stains on her fingers

[Matej]

I'd give her a red square.

[Jon Michael]

I'd hate to be the paramedic to have to take off her underwear after an accident...

[chmercer]

i dont use any toilet paper

i just eat 35 tums with every meal

[cxlo8331]

WOW! That's just lame. I guess when all you eat is berries and fruit and you way like 80 pounds, you might be able to get away with one sheet. But I like my food and theres no way in hell I could get away with one sheet of TP.

Sheril Crow is just f-ing lame. Maybe we can all mail her 3 sheets of TP so she can wipe her mouth after every time she speaks about her brilliant idea...

What a bunch of crap!

Literally.

[McRussellPants]

lol.

one square of single ply aint gonna cut it bitch.

[Matej]

She wipes with sandpaperraaaa.

[Pank]

only one? hell, i use the same square a few times before i throw it away, sometimes it lasts for a few weeks

[Nismosigma]

This defiantly affects the epic deuce crowd.

[InspireMS]

limiting TP use? she has got to get real... multiple squares per wipe for me!

[eastcoastS14]

hahah this is retarded...no way am i rippin a manly foot long duce and then usin 3 squares lol save trees walk around with a shitty ass haha....not to mention the fact that the logic behind this is rediculous...im pretty sure the publishing industry etc uses way more paper..so why doest she go around the country encouraging people to stop reading books?

on another note...watched this movie on HBO about global warming...its pretty scary shit, the world has changed pretty drastically in the past century....we will never destroy this planet tho ever, its actually pretty self centered of us to think we could, the world in the past has gone through far worse changes from natural disasters, asteroids, etc than we could ever match...the earth is gonna be just fine...itll just shake us off and keep on goin like we never even existed

[speedstar01]

Seriously.
Is this a fucking joke.
Does she not realize how fucking dumb she is?

I wish murder was legal sometimes.

:keke: :keke: :keke: :keke: :keke:

i think shes just got too mugh free time....bitches

[speedstar01]

limiting TP use? she has got to get real... multiple squares per wipe for me!

tru dat i use at least 10 sheets on the average (for my manly poos)

but did ya ever get one of those poos where you didnt need to wipe. its like you get down there and are like "whuh? did sheryl crow come down here and clean up already......with her mouth???" j/k j/k j/k....but not really:love:

[S14DB]

eewwww....u still have to dry your ass after!
no, they blow warm air on your ass afterwards.

[speedstar01]

no, they blow warm air on your ass afterwards.

gross, wouldnt that intesify the smell of remnants on the poop hole area??(er it would if one used a blow dryer....hmmm:hahano:

[ixfxi]

WOMEN.
message

yeah, fuck women! fucking whores.

[s13gold]

wtf...i love that soft tissue on my asss...hahaha

[Jon Michael]

Tons of Wendy's, pizza in the oven, cookie dough, and lunchables (I was REALLY hungry). Now, if she thinks the results of that will be cleanable with 3 squares...where is this woman's logic. I mean, it's a matter of science!

[Gnnr]

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_conservation
In some regions of the world (for example, California) over 15% of total electricity consumption is devoted to water management.

If she's using a bidet, she's using more water which takes up extra electricity which means more global warming! Oh noes!!! :keke:

[SNC240SX]

no, they blow warm air on your ass afterwards.

Im pretty sure shes had plenty of hot air blown up her ass.

And you dont really have to dry down there, be good to the enviorment and let it drip dry. As nature intended it to be.

[azndoc]

One square wtf.

I mean it's already there and I already bought it, I might as well enjoy it. Never know what's going to happen tomorrow, gotta live life to the fullest.

[Jon Michael]

Hell, I use like 4 sqaures if I pee messy sometimes. I'm not gonna get piss all over my hands and pants.

[speedstar01]

One square wtf.

I mean it's already there and I already bought it, I might as well enjoy it. Never know what's going to happen tomorrow, gotta live life to the fullest.

LOL gotta live life to the fullest! :hsdance: YES! by using as much damn TP as we want...cuz hey its america:aw: :aw: :aw: