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Farzam
04-19-2007, 03:29 PM
This is really personal to me, so i'm looking for actual help people...thanks guys.

I've suspected for some time now that my girl is cheating.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girl has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went fucking insane and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

I decided that I was going to park my car next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching near the right headlight of my 240, that I noticed a slow drip of coolant coming out of a small crack in the radiator.

Is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it to the dealer?

statik
04-19-2007, 03:30 PM
hahahhaha +1

arkive43
04-19-2007, 03:40 PM
omg dude......i was ready to console you lol...jb weld that shit lol.....

Wahl 136
04-19-2007, 03:56 PM
grrrrr i was scared for you! you def :Owned: me

godzillarb
04-19-2007, 04:04 PM
:rofl: got me as well... more positive rep for you!

SNC240SX
04-19-2007, 04:04 PM
haha awesome. Youre good.

Jefferson
04-19-2007, 04:06 PM
haha I so thought you were going to ask for an opinion on what you should do about your girl, then the twist came at the end.
It made me giggle after a shitty day at work

ALTRNTV
04-19-2007, 04:06 PM
:repost: but still funny. ;) You just edited the real one just a bit, lol.

kdashy
04-19-2007, 04:08 PM
Ive seen this joke serveral times before.

I fall for it every time.

Farzam
04-19-2007, 04:11 PM
I never said I made it up mang!

Hahahhhhhhh.

Shitty day.

Pray for mi padre.

Gaelen
04-19-2007, 04:19 PM
nicely done man

and now you see why im single....I spend to much time on the cars for a girl.

good luck though...with the girl and the car

azndoc
04-19-2007, 04:44 PM
omg that was so.... good. I was like oh you poor bastard, yeah she's totally cheating on you. Then blam I read the end and I'm like oh you bastard.

+1 for ya

sw20>>s14
04-19-2007, 04:45 PM
cant believe i fell for it again...sucks to be a caring guy, haha...

adrians_s13
04-19-2007, 05:16 PM
hahahahahahahaha... bastard

mrmephistopheles
04-19-2007, 05:36 PM
tl;dr


:keke:
Nice one.

theronin
04-19-2007, 05:51 PM
this thread delivers! thanks for the laugh.

liv2drift045
04-19-2007, 06:04 PM
good 1 haha... fix it yourself

swift_style
04-19-2007, 06:10 PM
hahahaha.. I was reading half way and looked down at the second post and I saw "hahahaha" and I was like WTF is this guy laughing for?? But then the last sentence came out and that's why! lol! great job!! +1

koukimonster139
04-19-2007, 06:36 PM
oh you dirty dirty man.

fucking pwned my face.

bamaboy
04-19-2007, 07:49 PM
damn you....i was like I hope dude isn't that gullable...... then BAM!!!!!!! good job. + rep 4 U

Matej
04-19-2007, 07:51 PM
My girlfriend is cheating on me, and I have a crack in my radiator, haha.


The irony. :(

Kaizen.
04-19-2007, 07:57 PM
OH SHIT!!!! LOLOLOL got me goood!

S13SilviaGirl
04-19-2007, 11:19 PM
ass hole! :squint:

SochBAT
04-19-2007, 11:26 PM
Upgrade to a Koyo, upgrade to a new girlfriend.

After Spiderman/RodeoShow/BroncoBusting.

eastcoastS14
04-19-2007, 11:43 PM
fix your rad kill your girfriend....I know its fake but stilll kill your gf anyway...you can never be too careful, if you dont have a girlfriend..get one and kill her...seriously....just dont make it it too obvious ahaha good story tho

sleepy_s13
04-20-2007, 12:48 AM
lol, you got me.

DRavenS13
04-20-2007, 12:55 AM
OMG i was so ready to say "Call Cheaters!!!"

That was good.

Girls are evil. Remember that. Your car will never cheat on you without you asking her to.

Kaotik25
04-20-2007, 12:56 PM
I agree with DRavenS13, your car will never cheat on you. Your girl might tho with some other F*er with a Beemerr

Helghast
04-20-2007, 05:38 PM
But where are you gonna stick your penis in a car?

Farzam
04-20-2007, 05:49 PM
Why do you think people get Buddyclub spec II exhausts?

SDS13COUPE
04-20-2007, 06:09 PM
HAHA. +1 for you.

Helghast
04-20-2007, 07:43 PM
Why do you think people get Buddyclub spec II exhausts?

So the engine can flow better?

fromxtor
04-20-2007, 08:24 PM
^^ Have you been talking to Phlip? :keke:

That was pretty good.