FS: One Girlfreind

[pornallstar]

Edit:  She is no longer for sale.  I decided to give her one more chance.  Sorry guys



For sale

One free girlfriend. Willing to ship VIA Overnight UPS. Includes but does not limit to: Bitchiness, Temper Tantrums, Lazy, no knowledge of cooking, doesn't clean, drinking problem, and a plethora of other crap I don't want to put up with anymore. Oh did I mention she was FREE!!

<img src=http://www.geocities.com/marks300zxtt/elaine.txt>

[BlackFox]

I'll take 2.... LOL

No thanks... Drama Free Zone <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

[kurissuS13]

SOLD!!!

but don't u have anything in a C-cup? <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blush.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':blush:'> <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/thumbs-up.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':thumbsup:'>

[SilviaDriver]

HAHAHA..dats Fing hilarious!! hahaha...actually..ill take her..i bid 5 dollars!!...*reads post again* nm..she cant cook

[RedSuns]

i am deaf and blind.....do you think it will workout....

[SR20Fastback]

I think I could use her. I have invested in stealing massive amounts of rolls of duct tape from my High school before school got out last June &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

[Starlin]

Hmm, I think my car is all the High Maintainance I can take for me now. She is cute though.

Starlin

[boosteds14]

what duct tape cant fix!!!!!

ill take her. is there a warranty or at least the ability to return purchase with reciept?

[sykikchimp]

ok.. sooo.. &nbsp;since your "Pornallstar".. &nbsp; where are the action shots of said product?

[Toso]

Group buy? Do you have the specs for this model? And can we pay more for a higher model?

[srJOEYdet]

Does it come with a remote? Tell me more about the specs...

[riot]

is this the SC-7000 or the SC-7500?

-ryan

[West]

Sounds like a normal girl to me...

[srJOEYdet]

is this forum called for sale/wanted/group buys? or is it FREE/NOT WANTED/GANG BANGS?!?!?! haha maybe i am bored but i thought that was funny.

Joey

[Toso]

Do we get to take a test drive first? Just want to make sure its what I want before I commit to anything.

[kanekz]

I'll let that Cowgirl ride me! <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'> Will you be willing to ship IT to the South Pole.

[kanekz]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (kanekz @ Aug. 07 2002,5:41)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Will you be willing to ship IT to the South Pole.</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Or did I mean South Hole <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

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do they come in topdown and hi rev bottom end with quick release t-back non oversized piston rings in japanese version? i want a RHD... brand new or low mileage preferred.

[Toso]

What kind of lubrication do you recommend? Syntetic or Crude? And has she had her 60K done yet? I'm assuming she has a lot of miles on her.

[srJOEYdet]

Toso... i gotta commend you on that serious burn. We better get some burn cream for pornallstar. haha

joey

[Toso]

I'm on the fence on this one. Have you had her up in the air to make sure there are no leaks? Oh yeah, what size piping does she have. I think I'm gonna want a bit more back pressure. And what condition is her blow off valve in?

[SilviaDriver]

that girl looks like the girl from 7th Heaven..the one girl that is kinda like the same age as the prick white kid..not that i watch that show..but yea..she does look like her

[xLSTONEx]

does that girl not look exactly like the girl on 7th Heaven, but yea I would buy her. Anyway to remove her vocal cords though? That way no bitching can be done.

[sykikchimp]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (WeST @ Aug. 07 2002,5:13)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Sounds like a normal girl to me...</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
agreed... &nbsp; never met a chick that didn't do all that stuff at least Once a month..

[95silvia]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (SilviaDriver @ Aug. 07 2002,6:56)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">that girl looks like the girl from 7th Heaven..the one girl that is kinda like the same age as the prick white kid..not that i watch that show..but yea..she does look like her</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>
Mary <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>?

I know, Mary's sister....LUCY....

I can swear its her...or her twin

RINKU

[SR20Fastback]

damn I just noticed that, she does look like Lucy (Beverly Mitchell). I better take 2, she got a sister?

[BEISSEN]

when you rev er up high and drop er does it try to break lose or stay tight.

[RedSuns]

hahahaha...very funny Josh.......

i heard this model leaks fluid once a month....

[Toso]

Can we get the VIN? I hate sloppy salvaged titles? Does she have any mods?

[Kid Zelda]

Is her front front end emblem "SHAVED" ? &nbsp;? &nbsp;
<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sly.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':sly:'>

[BEISSEN]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">hahahaha...very funny Josh.......

i heard this model leaks fluid once a month....

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yeah civickilla that is pob why it is not for sale anymore,to many return.The welds must keep leaking and her bung needs to be drilled some more.

[boosteds14]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Is her front front end emblem "SHAVED" ? &nbsp;? &nbsp;
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haha, that one was funny <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

[uuninja]

BEST POST EVER

[RedSuns]

we have to keep this one going.....but PORNALLSTAR you MUST let us know when she is for sale again.....

[pornallstar]

Ohh I will let you guys know if I put up for sale again! &nbsp;And yes her front emblem is shaved. &nbsp;And yes this model leaks once a month. &nbsp;And no I don't have pictures of the said product in action (yet). <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cool.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':cool:'>

[RedSuns]

any possibilities of a future test drive.... <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

[BEISSEN]

</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">any possibilities of a future test drive.... </td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

or a train ride.

[RedSuns]

hHAHAHAHAaaaAAHAHAH that was a good one.......train ride.......i will leave that to you guys....

[kurissuS13]

has this been apart of any events, such as the "Houston 620"? &nbsp; <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'>