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KiDyNomiTe
08-02-2002, 12:04 AM
It is Friday in the important part of America &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> if you live in Japan or Europe, umm It would already be Friday, I think &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/eh.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':eh:'>

This is what i picked up from some ignorant Import Hater, some of em apply to out cars if you change the wording a bit, the moral of the story is, rice is bad <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> :
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote </td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">These are the reasons why burners suck and muscle will live forever...

US:Stickers for contingency
THEM:Stickers for extra horsepower

US:Keeping a low profile and letting the E.T's tell the story
THEM:Hoping the stupid body kit will distract everyone from the timeslip

US:Sideways into third gear
THEM:Sideways to avoid high-centering on a speedbump

US:Tall spinde conversions for better camber gain and tire wear
THEM:Lowering 3 inches and ruining tires with 4 degrees of negative camber

US:600 hp on 92 octane pump gas
THEM: 300 hp on 3-dollars a gallon 100 octane rice gas

US:Swapping stock 14 inch wheels for 17s to clear trick brakes and suspension
THEM:Swapping stock wheels for 20s despite stock brakes and suspension

US:Boost gauge on a blown car, nitrous gauge on a squeezed car
THEM:Both gauges on a normally aspirated car

US:500ft-lb torque at 3500rpm
THEM:50ft-lb torque at 35,000 rpm

US:headers and 3 inch exhaust
THEM:stock peashooter exhaust with a 5 inch tip

US:600hp makes for an earth shaking street car
THEM:600 watts per channel makes for an ear shattering street car

US:buying an aftermarket shifter for shorter throws
THEM:buying an after-market shifter for the pretty little light

US:Composite parts for light weight and aerodynamics
THEM:Composite Veneer dash trim and gauges

US:Upgrading to a 9-inch because you keep breaking stock rears
THEM:Realizing you built motor wil keep breaking half-shafts forever

US:Functional air ducts to cool the big block
THEM:Six different "cosmetic" air dams in random locations

US:Polishing tail light lenses to bring out the color
THEM:Installing clear tail lights to bait cops

US:Cruising and burnout contests at car shows
THEM:Rear wing and stereo competitions at car shows

US:"Old-tech" pushrod bogblocks pushing quadruple digit hp numbers
THEM:"state-of-the-art" DOHC VTECs pushing triple digit hp numbers

US:Race-class lettering on the rear window
THEM:Japanese Honda lettering on the rear window of a Nissan

US:Tach mounted on the dash, in the drivers line of sight with the tree
THEM:Six tachs mounted in every line of sight the driver could have

US:Nitrous Oxide
THEM:NAWWWS!!!!!!!!

US:Installing a 12 point cage after breaking into the 11s
THEM:Installing a 12 point cage for more places to mount useless gauges

US:Feeling the car shake froma lumpy cam
THEM:Feeling the car shake from booming bass

US:Comfy stock bucket seats in a 9 second street car
THEM:Back-breaking fiberglass racing buckets in a 17 minute street car

US:Leaving on the third amber light at the strip
THEM:blowing throught red lights on the street

US:Installing subframe connectors to stiffen the chassis
THEM:Connecting the subframes with neon lights

US:Showing off a 500hp Dyno sheet
THEM:Boasting that their 150hp 4 pinger makes more hp per liter

US:Doing a short burnout to warm up the tires before a pass
THEM:Weaving from side to side cause NASCAR racers do it

US:Throttle steer
THEM:Torque Steer

US:Annoyued by the blind spot caused by the blower popping up from the hood
THEM:Annoyed by the blind spots caused by the limo tinted windows, triple deck rear wing, and the HONDA sticker that takes up 3 quarters fo the windshield

US:Staging on the front tires
THEM:No clue because their body kit touches the ground all the way around the car!!!!!!!!</td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'>

pornallstar
08-02-2002, 12:11 AM
I like this one!


US:Nitrous Oxide
THEM:NAWWWS!!!!!!!!

<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/hehe.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':hehe:'>

fodive
08-02-2002, 12:35 AM
haha...that was pretty good...

oh wait, its only 11:35, i wasnt suppoed to look yet <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blush.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':blush:'>

DrDubbleB
08-02-2002, 12:58 AM
Yeah, I went through that bastards entire site, it's so funny to look at. &nbsp;The sad thing is there were a couple really good looking imports that he thinks are rice (most of the ones he posted were rice, but a couple weren't) and there were a few really disgusting domestics that he thinks are the shit...ahhh well..what can you do?

240meowth
08-02-2002, 02:37 AM
i think this hating amongst the different country's car has to stop. &nbsp;i read on a magazine the other day, about 10 worse mods ever, and most of 'em are dissing imports. &nbsp;why the hate? &nbsp;30 years ago a chinese man got beat to death w/ a baseball bat because a father and his son was layed off from a domestic car shop due to the increasing number of import automobiles. &nbsp;and the father and son got fined only 3,000 dollars. &nbsp;what nonsense has the world come to? &nbsp;prejudice? &nbsp;i think each should know how to appreciate other companies and what they do.

boosteds14
08-02-2002, 08:42 AM
hahahaha, that was pretty funny. <img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'> &nbsp;<img src="http://www.zilvia.net/f/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':p'>

Tyler Durdan
08-02-2002, 01:00 PM
Here's another one from Maxim:

A drunk walks into a local police station at around 2 a.m. &nbsp;He walks up to the desk clerk and asks for the thief who broke into his home the previous night. &nbsp;The desk clerk responds that it's against the rules for the victim to confront the suspect. &nbsp;She says, "You'll have your chance in court."

The drunk answers her with, "It isn't that." &nbsp;He adds, "I just want to know how the hell he got into the house without waking my wife up."

Annoying Eric
08-02-2002, 01:12 PM
HAHA i dunno where you got that but i got like a centerfold poster from carcraft that said all the same things, it is great they have little cartoons on it hahahha

CAR CRAFT ALL THE WAY.