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RJF
03-08-2007, 10:08 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,257680,00.html

Man Burns Genitals in 'Jackass' Stunt
Thursday , March 08, 2007

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. —

Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire.

Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court.

Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie, the complaint said.

According to the complaint:

Anderson pulled down his pants and let Peterson spray him with lighter fluid. When the fire didn't catch, Peterson sprayed more lighter fluid on Anderson, splashing some on his clothing. He tried again to light the fire, catching Anderson's genitals, hands and clothes.

Anderson ran into the bathroom, jumped into the tub and put the flames out. Other guests took him to Luther Hospital, and eventually he was treated at the Regions Hospital Burn Unit in St. Paul, Minn., for second-degree burns.

Anderson told police who were called to the hospital that he didn't want anyone to get in trouble because of the stunt.

Peterson was freed on a $2,000 signature bond. He has a hearing scheduled April 16. If convicted, he faces up to 10 years in prison.

S13FREEAAK
03-08-2007, 10:16 AM
Haha, Figures it was someone from Wisconsin. Is it one of your friends Mel?

wootwoot
03-08-2007, 10:35 AM
He doesnt deserve prison....Thats stupid as hellll if he does. He just needs some sort of certificate stating he is certified mentally stupid. Not really retarted...But uh, we're gonna need our own "dumb ass of the day" thread soon if people keep digging this shit up. Makes me feel way smarter though!

LB.Motoring
03-08-2007, 10:38 AM
Hahah, I vote for a Stupidity Thread of the Day, VOTE VOTE!

I mean just look @ these threads,

and these are recent!


http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=136374
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=134241
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=135595
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=134653
http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=128880

S13FREEAAK
03-08-2007, 10:41 AM
^^ Why is it stupid? Since when is lighting your nuts on fire stupid? I must not have got that memo, shit.

chibo
03-08-2007, 10:41 AM
So is the state pursuing charges? I'd assume his friend wouldn't want charges filed :rofl:

Matej
03-08-2007, 11:28 AM
He doesn't deserve 10 years if his friend did it willingly.

MELLO*SOS
03-08-2007, 11:39 AM
Some people are so incredibly stupid, it just blows my mind. What kind of idiot wants to light their friends nuts on fire? What kind of idiot agrees to this? Drunk, stoned or otherwise impaired is no excuse for this kind of blatant stupidity. What the hell were they expecting to happen?? :rofl:

If one of my friends asked, "hey dude pull your pants down let me light your nuts on fire", I swear I'd grab the nearest baby and use it as a weapon against my idiot drunk friend.

wootwoot
03-08-2007, 12:53 PM
See, the thing is, if one of my friends suggested I light him on fire in anyway, I'd do it for sure. ESPICIALLY if it had to do with his junk. Watching your friends in pain is the best. If someone were to suggest I were to have my nuts lit on fire, I would not be feeling it. Maybe his friend who got lit on fire should be facing charges too?

S13FREEAAK
03-08-2007, 12:58 PM
^^ They'll probably get his friend for indecent exposure.

cmcdougle
03-08-2007, 01:23 PM
Anybody who even thinks about lighting their genitals on fire has to have some sort of mental problem. And playing with another male's genitals is gross.

Hopefully the guy went sterile from this so he doesn't reproduce more stupid offspring.

wootwoot
03-08-2007, 01:38 PM
Heyhey! I diddnt say anything about touching them. Its distance shooting. Why do you think the guy missed and got it all over the guys clothes? Because he wasnt really looking at the other guys stuff. He passes the gay test.

nismo-joe
03-08-2007, 01:40 PM
Oh bother, i hope he can't reproduce anymore. Even if i was drunk i would know this is a bad idea.:-/

MELLO*SOS
03-08-2007, 01:44 PM
Maybe his friend who got lit on fire should be facing charges too?

LOL

Unfortunately blatant stupidity isn't outlawed... Yet.