Funny AIM/MSN conversations.

[Ninjabread]

Alright here is a stupid idea for an entertaining thread because I'm bored. Post up some interesting conversations you've had online with a stupid person.

This is some guy at my school who currently owns a crashed civic and he thinks he knows everything about cars. Just to give you an idea of how stupid this guy is, he used a 4 pole lift on his civic while i wasn't supervising him and he almost put the lift through his floor. He also almost cut his brake hard lines while cutting out his rusty floor and I had to stop him right away. Anyway he started talking to me tonight and as usual I put on my friendly face. Keep in mind that anything that I say is purely sarcastic if i agree with him.

Turbo? Vtec says:
ya man its intense
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
what
Turbo? Vtec says:
the parts should be coming in this week
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
haha t04 bud
Turbo? Vtec says:
and the car should be leaving this week
Turbo? Vtec says:
ya guy
Turbo? Vtec says:
to go to the shop then right back again for asembaly
Turbo? Vtec says:
and yo
Turbo? Vtec says:
Vtec controller got it!
Turbo? Vtec says:
3inch Tach
Turbo? Vtec says:
got it!
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
sweet
Turbo? Vtec says:
and im gettting soon a Skunk2 intake manifold
Turbo? Vtec says:
HKS fuel rail
Turbo? Vtec says:
OBX-R throttle body
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
sweet deal
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
mine is still going to be faster
Turbo? Vtec says:
we will see about that my friend
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
haha
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
well considering that mine is stock
Turbo? Vtec says:
this summer im putting the t04 turbo!
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
we WILL see
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and you are gonna blow it up on your first drive
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
so you are getting the turbo
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
what else are you getting
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
you need a shitload of parts
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
plus you need to have it tuned
Turbo? Vtec says:
ya i know
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
gimme a list
Turbo? Vtec says:
im rebuilding the engine again
Turbo? Vtec says:
like what do you mean?
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
a list of all the parts you are getting for your turbo setup
Turbo? Vtec says:
oh i dont know im slowly getting my list
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
you are gonna need a manifold
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
downpipe
Turbo? Vtec says:
duh
Turbo? Vtec says:
lol
Turbo? Vtec says:
i know all that
Turbo? Vtec says:
but im talking about internals witch company and shit
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
engine management, fuel injectors, fuel pump, oil lines, coolant lines
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
thats just a tiny part
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and why do you want a t04
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
what is your power goal
Turbo? Vtec says:
ya im getting 10o0cc fuel injectors
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
1000cc thats retarted
Turbo? Vtec says:
ya guy!
Turbo? Vtec says:

Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
k not in a good way
Turbo? Vtec says:
what do you mean
Turbo? Vtec says:
lol
Turbo? Vtec says:
its fucking retarded fast!
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
see what you should do is talk to someone who knows about this stuff
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and let them give you advise
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
honestly
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
you would be fine with a t25
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
440cc injectors
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
it would be enough power for you
Turbo? Vtec says:
ya 440cc injectors arnt powerful enough for my engine
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
consider the fact that you havent driven anything over 150hp
Turbo? Vtec says:
i talked to a few guys who have done it on there d16
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
retards apparently
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
do you know anything about flow charts?
Turbo? Vtec says:
my moms is 180 buddy
Turbo? Vtec says:
ya man
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
why such a big turbo
Turbo? Vtec says:
well Honda flow chart
Turbo? Vtec says:
cause i think about power you tard!
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
ok how much power are you aiming for
Turbo? Vtec says:
alot
Turbo? Vtec says:
350 around
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
anything over 200hp will spine the tires uselessly unless you have drag slicks
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and you DONT need a t04 for 35-hp
Turbo? Vtec says:
and its possible i saw a d16 with 500hp
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
yea
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
i've seen d16 with 1600hp too
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
50k race motors
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
itspointless
Turbo? Vtec says:
buddy man ive thought about it...!
Turbo? Vtec says:
trust me
Turbo? Vtec says:
your just afraid that im gonna beat you!
Turbo? Vtec says:

Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
ok have you thought about fixing your car first
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
haha thats the least of my worries bud
Turbo? Vtec says:
yo man its going to the shop this week!
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
ok good
Turbo? Vtec says:
lol
Turbo? Vtec says:
like im talking about friday
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
ok so are we gonna have the floor done at least
Turbo? Vtec says:
ya fo sure
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
so how are you paying for all this
Turbo? Vtec says:
selling shit
Turbo? Vtec says:
like ipod
Turbo? Vtec says:
xbox
Turbo? Vtec says:
subs
Turbo? Vtec says:
engine
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
yea thats like 500$
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and then?
Turbo? Vtec says:
the body shop is charging me 500
Turbo? Vtec says:
duh!
Turbo? Vtec says:
retard!
Turbo? Vtec says:
and plus i get paid this week
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
alrighty
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and btw garrett takes 2 r's
Turbo? Vtec says:
2 r's
Turbo? Vtec says:
?
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
gaRRet
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
tt*
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
not gaRet
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
fuck the t's haha
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and not to destroy your dreams there
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
but
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
T3T04e SOHC Ninja
210whp 167wtq @ 7psi
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
haha
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
210whp
Turbo? Vtec says:
ya what about it?
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and you know you are looking at like 3500$ US for a turbo kit
Turbo? Vtec says:
not if you part it
Turbo? Vtec says:
like get parts here and there
Turbo? Vtec says:
its gonna save you money
Turbo? Vtec says:
trust me man i know what im getting my self into
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
if you say so
Turbo? Vtec says:
ALOT OF MONEY
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
how much do you think its going to cost you by the time you build your motor
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and have everything running
Turbo? Vtec says:
70o0
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
trust me it will be more than that
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
what are you having done to the motor
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
when building it
Turbo? Vtec says:
everything
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
ok what does that mean
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
you dont go to a shop and say " do everything
Turbo? Vtec says:
obviously not man
Turbo? Vtec says:
you know what i mean by everything
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
but do you
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:

Turbo? Vtec says:
like camshaft, crank, pulleys, bults, forged pistons
Turbo? Vtec says:
buddy i know what im doing ok man
Turbo? Vtec says:
its gonna cost me but worth it
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
it sure will
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
be worth it
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
and cost alot
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
anyway right now i see dreams but no money
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
thats why i dont talk about what im gonna do to my car.... cos its pointless to talk about it until you've done it
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
plus its more fun to suprise ppl
Turbo? Vtec says:
ya i know but im 2 excited because it actualy will happen ive got a good job that pays um what 15$ an hour im working this march break like 60 hrs in total
Turbo? Vtec says:
during the summer im working whit that guy for pools 15$ an hour
Turbo? Vtec says:
budy money right now isnt an issue
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
lol
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
well i'll believe it when i see it
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
in my rear view mirror
Matt - Bike for sale! Tell all your friends about it says:
ohsnap.

[!Zar!]

Mmm. I've hand conversations like that plenty times.

[ms!3]

lawl, why must there be rice?

[sky53line]

I cant believe I just read all that....

[Ninjabread]

Haha i was too lazy to edit it, but the point is this guy is a complete tool and it's hard for me not to laugh in his face.

[Farzam]

: ?
xFARZAMx: wut
: i seen you n nams convo today
: it consisted of ...
: ?
: ??
: ?
: ??
: ??
: /
: /
: /
: /
xFARZAMx: where'd you see it
xFARZAMx: hahah
: at the shop sir
xFARZAMx: word
xFARZAMx: yeah
: cuz im a "g"
: i got it like tha sir
xFARZAMx: he asked what kinda 240 I was looking for and um I told him and then he went ? and I waas like ??
xFARZAMx: and he went ?
xFARZAMx: so I went ??
xFARZAMx: ?
xFARZAMx: what was that about?
xFARZAMx: ?
: always does that shit
: i get real ill with him sometimes
: cuz he stays throwin question marks up
xFARZAMx: yeah it's like a battle
: hit me up
xFARZAMx: who can ? the most?
xFARZAMx: ?
: 802 7808
: dude
: my hondata sold for 408!
: haha!!
xFARZAMx: no phone sex with ricers
xFARZAMx: Hondata what
: s200
xFARZAMx: ...is that good?
xFARZAMx: hahah
: 802 7808
xFARZAMx: why
: yes
xFARZAMx: GOD WHY
xFARZAMx: FUCK
: i paid 250 for it
: 408
: i win
xFARZAMx: why 408
xFARZAMx: why not 410
: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????
xFARZAMx: 400
xFARZAMx: ?
: 390 + 18 shipp9ng
: im out
: ez turbo
xFARZAMx: whatever i'll call you I guess
signed off at 10:10:38 PM.

[sidewayz240]

When i tried to copy and paste the convo it came out weird, so i'll just make an "*" stand for his comments. Again anything I say is purly 100% sarcasm, Matt I think i got you beat.

Me: Your getting your car "dun up" eh?
*: only the engine
Me: what are you getting done to it?
*: lowering suspension n body kit
Me: riiight......
Me: what engine is it?
*: wut u mean what engine v6
Me: V6?
Me: no civic came with a v6
*: wut r u saying then
Me: the engine code
*: i dunno yet
Me: oh do you even have the car eyt?
*: its at my buddies drivway
Me: oh ture
*: yea man its worth like 1500 give it up for 600 or 500
Me: what year?
*: 92 i beleive

Next

*: yo
Me: hey man
*: whats up
Me: nothing much
Me: you?
*: got a car now
Me: a civic?
*: white one
Me: nice, a hatchback?
*: nope
Me: ahh niice
Me: in good condition?
*: excellent
*: i have to try in get pics onto the cpu
Me: Sweet
*: i got neon on the hood n neons inside by the seats
Me: sweet man, doing anything else to it?
*: i have a sub in the trunk n this weekend getting a cd player
Me: sweet
Me: 10"?
*: yeayeeyea
Me: siick
Me: any performance mods coming you think?
*: cool air intake
*: for now
Me: nice.
Me: you gunna put vtec in it??
*: yup its comming im getting to more neaon to put in the back seats n a neon that goes around the face plate n licence plate maybe bout the v-tec its all in time
Me: yea for sure, pretty sweet
*: yea
*: its comming wut bout u
Me: yea same, just doing some basic shit you know
Me: what v-tec you gunna put in it?
*: dunno yet i dunno its going to be in time so ill know soon
Me: ahh i seee

Next

*: shit u should see my car now
Me: whhy?
*: i got so much stuff for it now
Me: likee?
*: like man i was invited to a car get together last night at the lake
Me: niice
Me: what'd you get?
*: i did a 720 it was scary i shat myself
Me: a 720?
*: yea u know 180 360 540 720
Me: oh
Me: on purpose?
*: i wanted to do a 360
Me: oh, i seee
*: my car stereo is looking nicce too
Me: sweet, hwta type of shit did you get for your car?
*: racing seat covers stereo car safty kit comes with cables pull cables jumper cables aid kit i got steringwheel cover u know
*: n its all blue
Me: pretty sweet
*: yea im going to get a neon that goes around the stereo this weekend then im going to wait until spring to get anything else
Me: pimp
*: oh yea u should see the girls that want me u should come up next week or something
Me: Lol, niice im not sure when i can make out there
*: true

Now, if you havent read any of the previous make sure you READ THIS ONE!

*: yo im getting neons tomorrow under my car
Me: siick man what colour?
*: blue
*: n im gettting an intake
*: cool air
Me: nice, what brand?
*: i unno man my buds getting it for me he gets it low price
Me: ohh true
*: ye
Me: you should get a warm air intake man
*: y
Me: their better
*: nah im good
Me: but they give you like 20hp
*: maybe
Me: any other plans yet?
Me: gettin some stickerzz?
*: i got one already
Me: what kinddd
*: honda
Me: on my rear window
*: ohh nice
Me: give you any extra hp?
*: how will it give me horse power
Me: cuz if you place stickers right they can give you like 1 or 2 hp some times
*: prolly then
Me: niice


You do not understand how hard i am laughing at this moment.

Ricers........

[Farzam]

O.o

MSG_cunt

[SimpleS14]

This is not about some ricer...but its a short IM convo I saved when my friend IMed me while he was drunk....



Me: ?
Him: jstut a ltle drunkage
Him: pookie wookie nookie stookie cookie
Me: w3rd?
Him: yesir
Me: why are you online then?
Him: i am always onine
Me: ok well I'll tytl
Me: ttyl
Him: I love young black men that attend mason
Me: your fucking weird man
Him: your fucking fuctard
Him: blaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Him: blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Him: :)
Me: so saving this convo
Him: =)
Him: nothing wring with pyutting a penis in a vagina every once an awhile
Me: huh?
Him: whoo whoo
Me: stop IMing me
Him: the whistle goes whoo whoo
Him: Oh hey do i fot hte car runging
Him: itst goes
Him: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoosh baaaaaaaaaa whoosh
Him: its jdms tite
Me: .

[sky53line]

OMG SIDEWAYZ240! LMFAO! That was [email protected]! WINNAR!

[SochBAT]

Haahahah, i've got quite a few, but they're all members here, and i don't wanna embarrass anyone.

:keke:

[BC240]

sidewayz240 wins

[Ninjabread]

Yea he's got me beat... Now i gotta setup this guy so I can really get him.

[nistech]

***: ooo look at me i m %%% , i;m cool cuz i dont suck dick
%%%: ooo look at me im *** and i force my homosexual lifestyle on everyone around me
***: if i was your uncle i would have molested u too, so dont hate him for it, let it go

[Baka Sama]

friend says:
what u doing?
Chris says:
talking to rosa
friend says:
u should spend more time talking to me
friend says:
im more important
Chris says:
You know i would....
Chris says:
but you dont have a vagina
Chris says:
sorry... maybe next time
friend says:
...
friend says:
I could die
friend says:
any day now
Chris says:
and you still wouldnt have a vigina
friend says:
...

[Farzam]

^+rep.

Msg.

[soreballz]

This was rather amusing for me. (^_^)
Bootnocker = me.
X Angry Dude X * = My opponent.

*Some names have been changed due to being bitched at when I originally posted this as a bulletin on Myspace. So, out of respect to my worthy foe, I have edited his name.


BootNocker311 [2:12 A.M.]: oh shit. cool... the Hinson Supercars twin turbo LS1 FD was the fastest car at Drag Week.
X Angry Dude X [2:13 A.M.]: *shakes head*
BootNocker311 [2:13 A.M.]: 8.22 @ 164 mph. in a street driven car.
BootNocker311 [2:14 A.M.]: 2nd fastest car was an 1160hp Nova that ran a 9.25 at 148.
BootNocker311 [2:14 A.M.]: imports with american V8s for the motherfucking win. lol
X Angry Dude X [2:14 A.M.]: thats WAY better than a fuckin LS1 POS
BootNocker311 [2:14 A.M.]: why is that better?
BootNocker311 [2:14 A.M.]: lol
BootNocker311 [2:14 A.M.]: they're heavier and slower.
X Angry Dude X [2:15 A.M.]: who cares, its not blasphemous
BootNocker311 [2:15 A.M.]: just admit it... the LSx motors are way the fuck better than rotaries.
X Angry Dude X [2:15 A.M.]: they arent tho
BootNocker311 [2:15 A.M.]: lies.
BootNocker311 [2:16 A.M.]: denial is an ugly thing, my friend.
X Angry Dude X [2:16 A.M.]: http://www.racingbeat.com/Gallery/95Bonneville.htm
BootNocker311 [2:17 A.M.]: 242? Thats it?
BootNocker311 [2:18 A.M.]: I've seen Lxx powered cars go 255
BootNocker311 [2:18 A.M.]: lol
X Angry Dude X [2:18 A.M.]: i still think its retarded
X Angry Dude X [2:19 A.M.]: its not right to mesh jap and american
X Angry Dude X [2:19 A.M.]: sure the numbers are nice
BootNocker311 [2:19 A.M.]: I don't get whats so retarded about putting a better motor with more power potential into a car with a ghey motor.
X Angry Dude X [2:19 A.M.]: but the swap is getting WAY too popular
X Angry Dude X [2:19 A.M.]: theres gunna be no more rotary FDs left if it keeps going the way it is
BootNocker311 [2:19 A.M.]: you know why its getting popular? because people are tired of unreliable motors.
X Angry Dude X [2:20 A.M.]: then they should get a fuckin reliable car
BootNocker311 [2:20 A.M.]: they wanna make big power and be able to beat the shit out of it without worrying about blowing apex seals and shit.
BootNocker311 [2:20 A.M.]: nothing wrong with that.
X Angry Dude X [2:21 A.M.]: yeah, well i think there is something wrong with raping the RX7, tearing it heart out and putting some fuckin american muscle engine in it when you can just go get an american muscle car
BootNocker311 [2:21 A.M.]: and what the fuck are you talking about with "its not right to mesh jap and american"? the fucking RX7s are american designed.
X Angry Dude X [2:21 A.M.]: how do you figure?
BootNocker311 [2:21 A.M.]: you didn't know this?
BootNocker311 [2:22 A.M.]: they were designed by american engineers at the irvine plant.
BootNocker311 [2:22 A.M.]: besides... FDs are fucking sexy. And LSx motors are fucking sexy... mix the two together and you have one sexy machine on your hands.
X Angry Dude X [2:24 A.M.]: there isnt enough rotary cars out there for me to be ok with it. its swapping out a unique engine for an engine thats in every other car you see driving down the street
BootNocker311 [2:24 A.M.]: you don't see LSx's in every car driving down the street. stop exaggerating, you silly bitch.
BootNocker311 [2:24 A.M.]: stop being so insecure.
BootNocker311 [2:24 A.M.]: lol
X Angry Dude X [2:25 A.M.]: RX7s are already getting rare and expencive, let alone assholes just wanting the chassis to drop a pistion POS in it
X Angry Dude X [2:25 A.M.]: im talking about pistions VS rotary
BootNocker311 [2:25 A.M.]: piston > rotary.
BootNocker311 [2:26 A.M.]: the rotary technology isn't advanced enough yet.
BootNocker311 [2:26 A.M.]: i mean c'mon, they're DESIGNED to burn fucking oil.
BootNocker311 [2:26 A.M.]: thats retarded.
X Angry Dude X [2:28 A.M.]: im done here, im sick of this argument. i argue about his ALL the fucking time on the forum, and im so fucking tired of hearing about how great the LSx is in the RX7, i think its rediculous. too many people are getting swap happy, and now days they cant even stay in their own make. you see mazda in toyota's, you see that LSx in mazda's, you see fucking RB20DETT in a fucking 1967 Mustang Fastback...this gehyness is going too far.
BootNocker311 [2:29 A.M.]: *rb26dett.
BootNocker311 [2:29 A.M.]: ;)
X Angry Dude X [2:29 A.M.]: what the fuck ever
BootNocker311 [2:29 A.M.]: that was a ghey swap.
X Angry Dude X [2:30 A.M.]: yeah, and whats the difference between that and the LSx in an RX7, its the same thing, only the other way around. that was rice in muscle, this is muscle in rice. its all fucking stupid
BootNocker311 [2:30 A.M.]: rb = ghey. v8 = win.
X Angry Dude X [2:32 A.M.]: yaknow, i could care less if you go stick a fuckin GMC engine in a Ford, but theres only so many rotary engines out there, and people are constantly disgracing them, and theres gunna end up being none left. At SS7, there was not 1 piston car in the lot of 7s, at SS8 there was 3 fucking LSx RX7s in there....thats fucking sad and fucked up.
BootNocker311 [2:33 A.M.]: wow! 3 LSx powered cars outta over 200!
BootNocker311 [2:33 A.M.]: OMG, there's gonna be NONE left soon!
BootNocker311 [2:33 A.M.]: hahahaha
X Angry Dude X [2:34 A.M.]: the point is, they shouldnt have even been there, its a ROTARY event
BootNocker311 [2:34 A.M.]: are rotary powered 510s and celicas allowed into sevenstock?
X Angry Dude X [2:35 A.M.]: yea, cuz its a rotary event. there was a bunch of non-rx7s with rotaries in them there
BootNocker311 [2:35 A.M.]: gotcha.
BootNocker311 [2:36 A.M.]: don't stress it dude. theres PLENTY of people that are as fanatical about RX7s as you are. there's always gonna be rotarys around.
BootNocker311 [2:36 A.M.]: its a fairly small crowd that has the brains to steer clear of rotaries in favor of v8s.
BootNocker311 [2:37 A.M.]: with that said... imma buy an FC for dirt cheap and drop and LS1 in it and start drifting. :-D
X Angry Dude X [2:37 A.M.]: your a moron
BootNocker311 [2:37 A.M.]: why?
BootNocker311 [2:38 A.M.]: man. you rotary guys are nuts. lol
X Angry Dude X [2:38 A.M.]: cuz the LS1 fucks up the whole weight thing
BootNocker311 [2:38 A.M.]: hardly.
BootNocker311 [2:38 A.M.]: doesn't really matter in a drift situation.
BootNocker311 [2:39 A.M.]: if mazda made a cheap, RELIABLE, big-power for cheap potential motor, i'd be all over it. but they don't. hence... LSx.
BootNocker311 [2:39 A.M.]: everything else = fail.
X Angry Dude X [2:40 A.M.]: the rotary is just as reliable as any other engine, it just needs extra attention
BootNocker311 [2:40 A.M.]: wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
X Angry Dude X [2:40 A.M.]: so its the difference between being lazy about your car or not
BootNocker311 [2:41 A.M.]: can you rebuild a rotary engine and beat the crap out of it reliably for 150K+ miles?
BootNocker311 [2:41 A.M.]: no.
BootNocker311 [2:41 A.M.]: not happening.
BootNocker311 [2:41 A.M.]: even with good maintainence.
BootNocker311 [2:42 A.M.]: the theory and concept of the rotary engine is fantastic. less moving parts is great.
BootNocker311 [2:42 A.M.]: it just isn't good enough yet.
BootNocker311 [2:42 A.M.]: give it another 40 years to develope and it'll be great.
X Angry Dude X [2:42 A.M.]: thats the thing, "beat the crap out of it", thats usually not a good thing to do with any car, and it depends on how much you put into the car determins how hard you can push it
BootNocker311 [2:43 A.M.]: you can beat the crap out of plenty of piston motor cars for 200K+
X Angry Dude X [2:44 A.M.]: ok whatever, im done with this piston VS rotary arguement. just dont get into this shit with me again, cuz it really pisses me off.
X Angry Dude X is away at 2:44 A.M.
BootNocker311 [2:44 A.M.]: i know. i get irrated when i can't win an argument too.
BootNocker311 [2:45 A.M.]: :-D
X Angry Dude X [2:45 A.M.]: there is no winning in this
X Angry Dude X [2:46 A.M.]: just fucking drop it, cuz its going to be a never ending battle
BootNocker311 [2:46 A.M.]: yeah... kinda hard to win when you're wrong.
BootNocker311 [2:46 A.M.]: but okay. its done.
X Angry Dude X [2:46 A.M.]: there is no fucking wrong or right, it all depends on personal pref. so get the fuck over it
BootNocker311 [2:47 A.M.]: mwahahahahahaha
BootNocker311 [2:47 A.M.]: crazy people.
BootNocker311 [2:47 A.M.]: later mang.
X Angry Dude X signed off at 2:47 A.M.


Pointless? Probably. Immature? A little bit. Fun? You betcha.


One more, just for shits and giggles...
BootNocker311 [12:56 A.M.]: HOLY SHIT
BootNocker311 [12:56 A.M.]: two ants were just humping on my desk!
KillYourFaceHard [12:56 A.M.]: *giggles*
BootNocker311 [12:56 A.M.]: know what i did?
KillYourFaceHard [12:56 A.M.]: lit them on fire?
KillYourFaceHard [12:56 A.M.]: to kill the mood?
BootNocker311 [12:56 A.M.]: course!
KillYourFaceHard [12:56 A.M.]: hahahaha
KillYourFaceHard [12:57 A.M.]: <3
BootNocker311 [12:57 A.M.]: hey, if i ain't getting any in my room, nothing is!
KillYourFaceHard [12:57 A.M.]: hahahahah
KillYourFaceHard [12:57 A.M.]: awww.
BootNocker311 [12:57 A.M.]: bastard ants were trying to make me feel bad.
BootNocker311 [12:58 A.M.]: unfortunately for them, their little scheme backfired, and they met a tragic demise. KillYourFaceHard [12:58 A.M.]: death by fire... while screwing.
KillYourFaceHard [12:58 A.M.]: damn.
KillYourFaceHard [12:58 A.M.]: what a way to go.
BootNocker311 [12:59 A.M.]: lmao
BootNocker311 [12:59 A.M.]: "oh baby, that feels good... oh, thats hot... OH SHIT, THATS REALLY HOT! AAAHHHHHH!!!!"
KillYourFaceHard [1:00 A.M.]: hahahahaha

[illvialuver]

haahhaah damn that was a fun read firey ant sex ls one convo and all this talk abou canada having neon lights everywhere