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P4rD0nM3
03-04-2007, 04:44 AM
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C — A man toting a 3-foot sword apparently met his match when he broke into his ex-girlfriend's apartment: The woman's roommate grabbed a sword of his own and sliced the intruder, police said.
The roommate, a sword collector, fended off the ex-boyfriend, who was cut on the arm, police said.
Elvis Javier Polanco, 18, was treated at a hospital and charged with burglary and aggravated assault, Beaufort County sheriff's Capt. Toby McSwain said. He said Polanco broke a window and climbed on his friend's shoulders to get into the apartment.
The roommate, Louis Delgado Hernandez, disarmed the intruder while the woman called police, McSwain said.
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yokotas13
03-04-2007, 04:46 AM
bwahaha thats hilarious!!!
P4rD0nM3
03-04-2007, 04:48 AM
He was probably like:
WTF HE HAS A MOTHERFUCKING SWORD TOO.
180sExy
03-04-2007, 05:05 AM
wow! thats some funny ass shit!
TheWolf
03-04-2007, 06:49 AM
didn't see that one comming...
fromxtor
03-04-2007, 07:34 AM
glad to see gun violence is down. :keke:
koukimonster139
03-04-2007, 07:42 AM
thats fucking awesome
medieval burglary ftw
wootwoot
03-04-2007, 09:09 AM
God dang Dungeons and Dragons geeks...
Creizai
03-04-2007, 09:34 AM
http://www.greyeagletrader.com/files/wg-1145w-2.jpg
If I miss I'm dead .. but if I dont you.. you die.
PBucch
03-04-2007, 10:39 AM
Do you honestly have a buster sword replica?
mRclARK1
03-04-2007, 10:44 AM
En Garde!!!!
MegasquirtCA
03-04-2007, 11:37 AM
I'd rather get Ichigo's Bankai Tensa Zangetsu.
http://www.aeturnal-logos.com/piratedesignauction/images/products//bankai_sword_sm2_540.jpg
or Renji's Zabimaru sucks it doesnt spread apart.
http://img.inkfrog.com/pix/light7188/mpic_264.jpg
wootwoot
03-04-2007, 11:50 AM
Goddddd. Why do half the people that love Japanese cars also have to be Anime geeks?
MegasquirtCA
03-04-2007, 11:53 AM
whats wrong with that?
Farzam
03-04-2007, 12:05 PM
I had a dream like that once.
It was pretty 1337.
wootwoot
03-04-2007, 12:25 PM
Nothing is wrong with it persay but its just an annoying stereotype. I atleast want to see some Anime lovin Corvette lovers or something.
MegasquirtCA
03-04-2007, 12:31 PM
Is this better its got best of both worlds, its my bros LS6/FC he's a anime lover. LS6 came off a Race corvette had 19hours of track time.
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2636/dscf16617iv.jpg
wootwoot
03-04-2007, 01:11 PM
minus that I love rotaries to death...sure?hahah
A Spec Products
03-04-2007, 01:53 PM
http://www.greyeagletrader.com/files/wg-1145w-2.jpg
If I miss I'm dead .. but if I dont you.. you die.
Is that from Final Fantasy?
Replica sword collecting....ehhh I dunno man
C. Senor
03-04-2007, 02:26 PM
haha, damn i guess i would have been screwed i'm a knife collector...thats wat he gets though, breakin into people's houses and stuff.
91CRXsiR
03-04-2007, 02:53 PM
[QUOTE=MegasquirtCA]I'd rather get Ichigo's Bankai Tensa Zangetsu.
or Renji's Zabimaru sucks it doesnt spread apart.
ahem ... *shameless plug*
http://www.mugenblade.com/images/SP1212/SP1212_GALLERY.jpg
http://shop.vendio.com/mugenblade/item/920660642/index.html
OptionZero
03-04-2007, 03:12 PM
Swords are awesome. Sword fights, fist fights...clubs, bats, broken bottles.
You know, I got nothin against guns, i aint a gun hater or anything, i'd be happy to shoot someone that broke into my house or threatened a loved one... but I think guns have...ruined the world.
When cavemen fought, the guy with more strength and skill won. Pussies were on the bottom of the food chain, becuz they were pussies.
Now, a scrawny 15 yr old brat that can't get the attention of the girl he likes can grab a gun and inflict massive damage.
Without guns, that same can throw a tantrum...but not get very far cuz he'd quickly get his ass kicked.
Swords make lesser fighters more deadly, but at least it still takes some skills and wield properly. I can appreciate a swordsman.
Kinda like how an EVO can make a weaksauce driver look fast even though he sucks. Driver aids discourage learning.
sorry for the off topic rant
CA18_S13
03-04-2007, 03:17 PM
The thief didn't roll for a reflex save. HAHA. Dungeons and dragons humor. It would have been awesome if he like cut the guys arm off.
SpeedMonkeyInc
03-04-2007, 04:14 PM
Goddddd. Why do half the people that love Japanese cars also have to be Anime geeks?
Hahah right same sterotype that all import guys like J-girls. Barf.
SochBAT
03-04-2007, 04:24 PM
I've always thought people that collected swords were the biggest losers in the world.
on a RARE occasion, you would be using it, but anyone with half a mind doesn't barge into a house with a sword with attempts of robbery. Thats retarded.
IM not condoning to robbery, but if worse comes to worst, do it right.
Snake gladly throws his guns down and does it Mano-a-Mano.
*Negra?
zero.counter
03-04-2007, 04:47 PM
I'd rather get Ichigo's Bankai Tensa Zangetsu.
http://www.aeturnal-logos.com/piratedesignauction/images/products//bankai_sword_sm2_540.jpg
That somehow got past me...
SimpleS14
03-04-2007, 05:45 PM
Hahah right same sterotype that all import guys like J-girls. Barf.
First time I'm hearing that stereotype...and no I don't like J-girls but I like a handful of anime shows.
wickdmarz
03-04-2007, 05:46 PM
Dude awesome...
I just bought two full wooden swords for my apartment. I beat my boyfriend with it they're awesome. No crappy damn pinching bamboo ones for me.
I want a Zangetsu!! I love bleach...ooooOOOoooo new episode must watch now.
First time I'm hearing that stereotype...and no I don't like J-girls but I like a handful of anime shows.
You live on the eastcoast thats why...come out to the west and that stereotype isn't one its 99% correct. I do know some guys that aren't in to asians but hey I say most are.
SochBAT
03-04-2007, 06:43 PM
kendo swords?
Or solid bamboo?
We rocked 2 newspaper-holding style bamboo swords. still hurt like a mo-fo.
BOROSUN
03-04-2007, 07:04 PM
in my ol gungfu days, my teacher told me to pick a weapon to learn, i picked the traditional chinese broadsword.
i still think its the best sword out there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dao_(sword)
soreballz
03-05-2007, 03:58 AM
You live on the eastcoast thats why...come out to the west and that stereotype isn't one its 99% correct. I do know some guys that aren't in to asians but hey I say most are.
I'm not really into asian chicks. There's some hot ones out there that I'd gladly pork, but I'd rather go for a nice Latina. Or a white girl.
Now, back on topic... I <3 this shit. Sword justice is awesome. I used to make swords back in the day... They were floppy and unbalanced, and really quite shitty. lol
ronmcdon
03-05-2007, 09:52 AM
Lol thats great! :) not really approving of what the guy did, but i respect how he did with sword, and climbing up the balcony no less. you have to give him some credit for that.
LB.Motoring
03-05-2007, 02:20 PM
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mRclARK1
03-05-2007, 02:21 PM
Lol thats great! not really approving of what the guy did, but i respect how he did with sword, and climbing up the balcony no less. you have to give him some credit for that.
If only they were actually fighting over the girl... he could have challenged him to pistols at dawn. :keke:
jrbump
03-05-2007, 02:37 PM
You banged my GF, prepare to die
http://www.mandypatinkin.net/PB/inigo4.jpeg
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