How the person above you will die

[CylonFrakker]

a fun game

this is how it is gonna work. the person that posts under me will explain how i will die. then the person under him will explain how he dies..and so on

[Kn1ves]

^^ will get flamed by zilvia users to death

[na_isbest]

^^ Will be stabbed to death by his Sig.

[SiI40sx]

^^ will die by VV as I watch

[d*star180]

^ Will get shot By a random Michael Jackson look-alike from a passing car.(But with good Zilvia rep)

[chlatboy]

^^ Will try to outrun a cop because of "modified Emmissions" resulting in "breaking news" on all local channels. End result would be a drift battle with cops and a hollywood car crash! RIP D*star!

[godzillarb]

^ Will die waiting for noobs to use the search function properly

[exitspeed]

^
Will get gay anal seckessed to death by a gay dolphin with a prosthetic tail. And then get eaten by a non gay shark.

[tacotacotaco]

^ will sacrifice himself to the zombie hoard in order to help fat chicks escape. Last seen in a door way with a shotgun.

[ThatGuy]

^Will be shot by a stapler in a cubicle driveby. He will retaliate with carfeully folded Throwing Stars made fro Post-It Notes, but his efforts will be in vain. His attacker is wearing an armored vest of paper clips.
R.I.P. kndacomplx

[mRclARK1]

^^^ Will meet his match in the ultimate Zilvia Ninja noob after angering him for locking his thread... he will put up a valiant fight and both will die in the contest; He will of course recieve large amounts of posi rep for his sacrifice. :bow:

[exitspeed]

^
Will die in a pool of sweat from PHLIPs BALLS.

[Farzam]

^^Will die for making me lol. I'm super serial.

[airsoft]

^^ Will be burried in Female Fecal Matter.

[S13FREEAAK]

^^ Will get shot in the eyes with an airsoft gun and will stumble over a cliff into a raft full of people rafting, tipping the raft. A disgrunted rafter will then keep your head under water, drowning you.

[exitspeed]

^^ Will get shot in the eyes with an airsoft gun and will stumble over a cliff into a raft full of people rafting, tipping the raft. A disgrunted rafter will then keep your head under water, drowning you.

^
Will die over exerting his vocal cords yelling S13 FREEEAAAK while posting on my forums! :rant:

[ThatGuy]

^Will be crushed by a mob at the opening night of Transformers.

[S13FREEAAK]

^^ Will die changing wheels, not of a freak accident, but of old age.

[Farzam]

^^Will probably shove his head into the timing chain when he realizes KA-T is evil.

For the record i'm building another KA-T atm.

[mRclARK1]

^^^Will kill himself because S13FREEAK shoved his head into his, newly built, KA-T timing chain....

[ciGARRETTsRbad4u]

^^ will die from being stabed with a sward while watching porn.

[Phlip]

^^^ Will devise a bullshit get rich quick scheme, then hole himself up in the house all summer, ignoring the news and internet postings about advances in bank security...
He will then exit the house in September with a plan to rob a few banks, using old intelligence, he will make it out of the first bank with a sizable draw, but will be arrested immediately upon leaving the second.
He will be convicted as charged and ordered to 25 years in jail. While in jail, he will be buttraped by some 6'7" bald dude who is only known among other inmates as "True," no one knows his real name, not even the warden. Eventually he will concede that he can't escape this lifer who has NOTHING to lose.
He finally will get out of jail on parole after 8 years, but is now gay. His new promiscuous lifestyle can't be healthy. It is proven when he begins to lose weight and he finally diagnosed with the AIDS, his health fades and no one will have anything to do with him.
6 years later, he dies alone in his apartment, with no family or friends around at the time of his passing.

[SimpleSexy180]

^will die once the "get back" album reaches its last track.

[SochBAT]

^Will die from suffocation from ThatGuy's Balls. Will then realized that sticking 2 penis dildos into his nose was a bad idea. Will then have his body molested and sodomized by necrophiliacs.

[godzillarb]

^ Will be found getting frisky with the cat after a long night of drinking alone, both his friends will then label him as a cat fudge packer and proceed to destroy his zilvia rep. 13 years later while crossing the street he will be hit by a garbage truck and die in the hospital because the doctor shoved an 11" dildo up his ass during surgery.

[Dorifto89]

^ Upon eating a Triple Bean Supreme from his local taco shop, Godzilla(the lizard) poops.

Mr. RB sees the spectacle from the middle of a busy intersection. Needless to say, the pause was just long enough for the plane to hit....

[S13FREEAAK]

^^ Will spin into a guardrail at 70mph because he couldn't get traction with his 315s. At impact he is flung from the car and into a tree, causing severe head trauma. He is pronounced dead at the scene.

[theicecreamdan]

^ will die at the hands of a zilvian after post whoring up the "how the person above you will die" thread.

[SimpleSexy180]

^ will die because lil kids will come strapped next time he sells ice cream out of the VAN with work equip 18x10 -10 offset.

[projekt_s13]

^^ he will die suffocated by those nice boobies in his avatar

[SochBAT]

^^ will die because my semen will rip his throat apart from the inside. LOL

[exitspeed]

^
Will die after stumbling upon a strangely placed box on his way to the bathroom in his work office. He picks up the box labeled A-2 to see what's inside. Snake pops out and quickly pops five rounds center mass.

[lucky7]

hmmmm.....i see you in water...[/sylvia brown]

[chlatboy]

Will get shot by the ex bf of a super model after the ex found out that lucky had given the model his "$#(% in a box!"

[irax]

^^ Will die shortly after accidently making the hole in the box to small where it would cut off circulation of his junk and when he goes to pull it out, it rips the his junk and flesh around it off, truely a bad way to die on your little sisters best friends birthday.

[drift-it]

^^^^Will die after shortly after putting in his vq swap and drifting into a semi truck

[exitspeed]

^
Will die after the government cracks down on Zilvia members with screen names that have the word; drift, slide, sideways, dorifto, 240, skyline, ka, sr, sr20det, etc.

[irax]

^^ Will accidently die in a drive by confused for the black mel. The worst part is that no one on Zilvia will notice

[corey240]

^^ will get hit in the face so hard by a broken wii controller that his brains splat on the tv for extra high points

[AuburnRyan]

^^ Will be torn between waiting 60 seconds to search again, or just posting his covered question - risking severe flaming and negative rep.

The pressure will be too much - (throws himself from the roof...)

[lmananT]

As AuburnRyan is sleeping safely, quietly and comfortably in bed, a super duper strong green midget takes out his sr20det blacktop from his car and drops it on his head. :smash: Instant Death

[Yuri]

Depressed by the fact that no one on Zilvia knows who he is due to his post count of 10, ImamanT attempts to commit suicide by tying a rope around his neck and an FNO1RC, and dropping the wheel from a skyscraper. However, a civic owner sees the wheel coming, and excited by the prospect of getting a free +45 offset wheel for his future S13, grabs it before it snaps ImamanT's neck.

The civic owner buys an S13, and completes his set of wheels, taking pics.
He then joins Zilvia, and proudly posts the pics of his S13 with 17x7 +45 FN01RC's, and is immediatly flamed by members of Viceroy.

Upset, he grabs a gun, walks out on the street and shoots the first person he sees, who happens to to be ImamanT

[tacotacotaco]

^will have his ass sewn up by WU-TANG and they will keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him while redman and meth man diversify his bonds. odb, bbj, will change his name to yuri and theyll all be ya ya ya yaing while they feed him

[S13FREEAAK]

^^ I shot him for posting to quickly and making me edit my post.


edit: kindacomplex beat me with the quickness.

[tacotacotaco]

will be killed by freakiness with s13 as friend rams car with dildo on tip into s13freeeeeeeeeaaks ass.

[Yuri]

^Will be killed by a mob of Zilvians who have no idea wtf he is saying in his posts.

[mRclARK1]

^^^ Resorts to stealing wheels from VIP's because of lack of funds to continue buying them up... After a particularly good day of wheel thieving; he opens the door, on his cleverly disguised ice cream truck, to unload his precious cargo only to have it all come crashing down on him and killing him almost instantly... in the moments before his death he will realize that drifting the fully loaded truck on his way home may not have been the day's best decision.

[irax]

^^ joind the wicked marz fan club in hopes to getting close with her. He even went as far as to give marz 100 bucks for a personalized letter. With his obsession ever growing deeper and deeper into that of a mad man he waits patiantly for his letter to arrive. He gets the letter and smells it for perfume and kiss's the lipstick. He also notices there was another package from marz love inc. In this other package he finds a used pair of panties that were once worn by marz her self. In such a delight and glee he goes online to Zilvia's seceret Marz Fanclub subforum and posts his new supprise, only to find out that everyone else got one, and the letters were all the same. It turns out that it was all a scam, the letters, the kiss, the panties, all of it. It turns out the panties were worn by members of lemonparty.org as they excersized and molested old men. With such disgust and distance for life, he commits sepuku and as he slices his own head off, his cell phone rings. It was Marz on the other end trying to call him to let him know it was only a joke and that she seceretly had feelings for him as well.

[S13FREEAAK]

^^ Dies of old age alone in a one bedroom apartment after scaring off every girl that liked him because of his secret love for Marz.

[blu808]

/\ Will die from a overdose of hormones during his sex change procedure.

[steve shadows]

^ will die skeet skeeting himself to death

[exitspeed]

^
Will die after he "shadows" the wrong guy, Steven Avery. Read up on Steven Avery for details on how he would do it.

[SochBAT]

^^ Will die by former lover, Bubba from the Milwaukee jailcells because Bubba finds he has contracted an STD from anal Sex. Bubba will torture Mel and notably mention his exitspeed wasn't fast enough, and had ejaculated in his anus. Click, Boom.

[S13FREEAAK]

^^ Snake will come up from behind him and ninja his ass.

[LB.Motoring]

^ Snake will eat out your ass and intestines......

[ThatGuy]

^^Will forget to remove his gauntlet's before masturbating. Severe blood loss.

[SochBAT]

^^ I'll send you to the wrong coordinates, and will then abandon you mid-mission. Natives love white meat.

[LB.Motoring]

not before I forget to give you a reach around.

http://myspace-077.vo.llnwd.net/01156/77/04/1156754077_l.jpg

[godzillarb]

^ will die from an overdose of estrogen while watching Oprah

[EchoOfSilence]

^ will die from an overdose of estrogen while watching Oprah
^^ will die a happy man when he finds his destiny with Dustin

[Nachtmensch]

^will die just as he remembers he forgot to torque his suspension to spec as it collapses on the freeway.

[cfrost]

when honda gangsters pop his hood and see he's reppin' the vtec name with nothin but a KA

[irax]

^^^ Died in a non drift related accident... in a fucking clown car

[Farzam]

Irax will get irate...he will start to fight people in a Zilvia-edition of Celebrity Death Match, but he never dies, his rep is too high. He eventually grows tired of being victorious and posts a thread about what color FN's to get and if a +40 is good enough in 15x6. This causes the rest of the zilvians to realize there is a call to arms, and they all pick up the largest stones they can muster and stone Irax to death.

[Phlip]

^^^ Will decide that "pharmacy technician" is too mundane a profession, and instead will start taking narcotics just to make the job (and Raleigh, NC) more interesting, will slip into a coma and die a rather unspectacular and unheralded death.

[Farzam]

^^^^^^^^^^Will Skeet³...in the champagne room. Chris Rock gets pissed off cause he broke the rule. Chris Rock works out for years and years and finally confronts Phlip. Phlip laughs and Chris Rock rips out his heart. Fatality.

[blu808]

^^ will commit suicide after he finds out that his gay lover ( phlip ) has died.

[chlatboy]

^^

Will Die from a fatal accident caused by a WELD LOCD Version 1 diff which exploded shooting shards diff and oil into LUKE! NCDA will hold a funeral in which SHOCK DRIFTING MEMBERS drift in a hearse before the ceremonial cremation in the LS1 FD!

[SochBAT]

^^ Will Touch himself to death.

[ALTRNTV]

^
Will touch me to death. :keke:

[Phlip]

^^^ Will be touched by some unclean chick after a club night and die of syphilis 3 years later

[SochBAT]

^^ Will die from making love to Simoun's dead body, and contract undead bugs that will bite into your skin, and start rotting everything from the penis up.

Yea, It hits Phlip from the penis up, because thats as low as phlip goes too.

Death From Below!

[blu808]

^^^ will die because he hooked up a shop vac to his cock pump.


splat. :nono:

[projekt_s13]

^^ will get drunk, do a fat burnout with the FD on the garage. Then the neighbors will call the cops, He will then proceed to jump in the FD and begin a high speed pursuit. Upon hitting 150 mph around the block in a residential area he hits a speed bump, the FD bottoms out, his aero disintegrates, there are sparks everywhere then hits a curb rolls 9 times then goes through a house. He dies from alcohol poisoning.

[bardabe]

^^^ He will LOL to death. :)

[theicecreamdan]

^ Lives in the house that Luke hit. Dies from Luke's alcohol poisoning.

[S14Swap240sx]

^ some real thug is gonna kill him for being a keyboard warrior

[irax]

^^^ Will crash their car, realize that they no longer want to drive an import vehicle. Purchases a 98 Ford Explorer, drives on the freeway like an asshole, blows out a tire and totals the SUV. Then decides that imports are fine again and purchases a Suzuki Swift, which wasn't at all and fails to dodge a Bridgestone tire and hits a SUV and dies in a burning car crash because his scissor doors did not want to open.

[airsoft]

^ Will die from suicide when he realizes hes pregnant with Phlip's baby.

[mRclARK1]

^^^^ 10....9....8....7....6....5....4....3....2....1... .

[ThatGuy]

^^His letter bomb got stamped "Return to Sender".

[mRclARK1]

^^^ I put your address as the return address.

[chlatboy]

^^ Will find out he has contracted AIDS from having a one night stand with a horse from Dr. Phil. After Dr. Phil mocks him for his fidelity, clark shoots the horse and himself.

[irax]

^^^ By horse he meant chlatboy

[supad0rk]

^^^^

VQ will fall out on the freeway, killing some random person. While waiting for a tow truck, and the cops some kid will be showing off his mad drifta skills on the freeway. The mad drifta will then drift into the dead body and VQ, will then loose control and his ghetto KA will fall out rolling down the freeway and will impact into irax.... killing him almost instantly.

[Phlip]

^^^ Will go out on a job to collect on an unpaid debt.
When he arrives to the house, he will be met with a hailstorm of gunfire from a 76 year-old woman, the grandmother of his contract. She will catch him with one round in the fat part of his left calf. Being a southpaw, he will be able to turn and make an exit from the house at a decent enough rate of speed, yet, when he turns he will be met by his "contract..."
... and his gun.
... a very big gun.
... supad0rk does not survive the exchange.

[irax]

^^ one day decides to undo his hair and go all bob ross afro, unfortunatly his shampoo is 8 years old and his harvesting black widow spider eggs.... 4 weeks later he dies from 483 black widow spider bites... at once.

[cmcdougle]

^he will realize that he paid $5,000 to go from a truck engine to another truck engine, and get mad and try to blow his car up. His shoe will get stuck on the car door as he tries to run away. He will take off his shoe and get away safely, but he will stub his toe, trip, hit his head on a curb, snap his neck, and will give up will to live after he realizes he can't drive anymore.

[Farzam]

^^Will spend the rest of his life trying to legalize an SR/RB swap...by the rest of his life, I mean about 35 seconds cause there's pissed off komodo dragon that's about to fall out of the sky and onto his desk.

[exitspeed]

^
Will get beat to death by his kindergarten teacher for not being able to color in between the lines.

[Farzam]

^Was deffinately NOT prepared.

[gorgasm]

^ will be blended in a blendtec blender and poured down the sink.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM94aorYVS4

[supad0rk]

^^^
Used a ghetto blender so bone shards from Farzam will fly out stabbing gorgasm in the eye. Eye will bleed out but he will eventually die from food poisoning... because he tried to drink the blended Farzam.

[Farzam]

^Will realize how low his rep is due to being a dork and will OD on something. Noone knows what cause noone wants to be associated with him or his autopsy.

[Matej]

Naked.......

[cmcdougle]

Matej will die when a tornado sucks him in his 180 up while drifting. and he disappears to some crazy world where a bunch of munchkins are cheering him for drifting over some wicked witch and killing her. The munchkins then get out of hand with their celebration and will trample him, and run his car into a ditch.

[Phlip]

^^^ Will be killed by Matej after yet another lame "Alice in Wonderland" joke from someone not taking the time to realize that there is a Kansas City Missouri as well as a Kansas City Kansas.
The killage will be quite spectacular. He will first string him up by thin threads poked into his knees just behind the tendons, then he will hang him until the excruciating pain causes him to black out. When he comes to, he will find each of his balls tied to a cinder block and teetering on the edge of window sills on opposing sides of the room, which he is situated in the center of. The slightest motion sends BOTH blocks plummeting out the window toward the ground, but he has not the FOGGIEST of ideas how much slack is in the ropes, nor does he know what floor of the building he is in right now. Luckily just ahead of him is a revolver and one bullet... He chambers the round and takes his own life without investigating that the bricks had hit the ground mere seconds after toppling from the 3rd-story window with plenty of slack to spare.


... 2 weeks later, his family will see the video of the proceedings on YouTube.

[blu808]

^ will be killed because Al Lagura understeered into him.

[The_Reaper]

By george mutha fuckin Bush

[mRclARK1]

^^^ by the real reaper... who wasn't to happy about his name being used.

[bamaboy]

will be killed by M.C.Search when he goes on the next season of the white rapper show.....you were eliminated and your shoes couldn't come off....so you get thrown over the powerline with your shoes and you choke on pigeon shit.....sorry....no offense

[exitspeed]

^
Will be killed after returning to WI in a month for a visit after we down 100 beers going for a new Panache record.

[240trainee]

By fucking zombies, what else. He dedicated his life to preparing for the attack, but was unable to withstand the onslaught. After 2 weeks of 24 hour a day defense, he finally succombed to the attack

[exitspeed]

^
Got ran over by a 240 at a drift event. Nick yelled "LOOK OUT", but alas, he was just a trainee, and didn't hear the warning. Splat.

[blu808]

^ will die just like this thread

[Phlip]

^^^ Luke woke up one day and it was 1987, he was the banker in Oregon trail...
He set out across the US, but never reached his destination, as he died of dysentery. What a wonderful loss his camp experienced.
Without a place for proper burial, they simply fed his remains to a bear.

[irax]

^^ meant 1798
^^^ will die in a freak time travel accident when he puts a set of Konig Rewinds on the front and a set of Drag Fast Forwards in the rear in an attempt to make a time machine out of a 240. With his camber maxed at -10 all around he loses control as he drifts off of horse thief mile and actually travels to the past when the earth was still Pangia and starts to drown but before he dies he successfully travels into the future, only to end up in the rapture.... and not the KRS kind.

[SochBAT]

SUPERBUMP! Gives GenPop something to go crazy over!

This thread's got Anti-Lock protection Powered by Lisa.

^^^^

Irax is going to have small back pains. he starts working on his car but his back pains get worse. he accidentally kicks the jackstand out from under the car, and is squashed. His neighbor comes outside and is shocked. The Neighbor then calls the HOA and has irax fined for breaking out of the norm in terms of house upkeep.

[S13SilviaGirl]

Cheat will go back to find the girl he was trying to bang at starbucks, then she will spill hot mocha latte all over him. He will die of 1st degree burns to the face. She goes to his bedside in the hospital and says "If only you had grabbed me when I didn't have a hot beverage in my hands!" To which, Cheat falls away and simply vanishes...wishing he had known of the hot mocha latte.

[allntrlundrgrnd]

^by her own fault lol

[S13SilviaGirl]

^will die by me kicking his ass from the grave. :keke:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

^^^^assisted suicide after contracting the hiv. sorry.

[aziankingz]

getting gang raped and beaten while being forced to watch gay porn.. ouch..

[S13_SideWayz]

chopped into pieces white taking it in the butt w no jelly.

[Walperstyle]

army of really cute killer kittens

[shishcabobers]

^ Will die because of lame post

[DataXUnknown]

^eaten and ripped apart by dinosaurs, a green one and a light brown one in particular

[93superHICAS]

death by bird shit

[EDacIouSX]

death by bird shit

^death by horse penis in the ass

[ZipTiedCoupe]

^^will die while finally fulfilling his ultimate dream. him and the 75yo door greating lady at walmart. he has been fantasizing about her for years and finally made his move. while seducing mrs. ancient in the confines of her house, which btw smells like moth balls and 2 day old spaghetti, he acccidently swallows a fake tooth of hers while swapping spit and dies of aspixsiation (spelling)

sorry bro.

[1989rps13]

^^ziptiedcoupe will die by not having enough zip ties to hold his 240sx from falling apart while he tries to drift at the autobacs meet in stanton, ca

[J ROK]

^^^Died from pieces of aluminum from the freddy manifold that just broke off and went through the motor, down the exhaust and into his eye wedging itself into his brain, went into a vegetable state, then after 6 months of weak brain activity, his family reluctantly pulled the plug just as he was regaining normal conciousness.

[Future240]

^^Died when after a party his drunks friends dare him to wrestle and alligator. Needless to say the gator won, and ate him balls first

[CrimsonRockett]

^Run over by his future240.

:rofl:

[Future240]

^Looked at my avatar, took my advice

[98koukile]

Edit: too slow, doesn't work anymore

[shishcabobers]

^ got ran over by carroll shelby himself

[blueshark123]

^ dinousaurs ate his asshole and he bleed to death

[ClutchKickThatBitch]

^^^A Shark ate him

[airsoft]

^ Choked on Female Fecal Matter

[twotoes]

^ ingrown toe nail got infected and he died from complications during infected toe nail removal surgery...

[sidewaysil80]

^sucked into a giant sink hole

[napaKAliboog]

^went stright into an S turn and realized that there was an immediate blind hairpin. Then had a valve spring boing into his eye and mashed his brain

[ZipTied]

^Your Ka snapped the timing chain while you were timing it and severed your head from your body.

[napaKAliboog]

^While your fender was facing up(headlight end facing up) you went up stairs to get some zip ties. Sadly, you fell and the fender went up your stairs

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

^was getting comfortable getting ready with a HUGE bowl of popcorn about to watch a brand new 1 hour episode of Family Guy. As soon as you hear "seems today, it's all" then BOOM!!!!! "breaking news: we'll be following the fires for the next few hours." You flip out, punch the wall, and because the builder of your house was drunk when building it the whole ceiling comes falling down on you. You duck and cover and fall on the channel changer. You're alive, barely. You look up and see a clearly visible television but when you landed on the channel changer you changed the channel to the TVGuide Channel. Because everyone you cared about was on vacation you die a very slow death all the while watching the TVGuide Channel. Even the devil feels pity on your soul.

[Mr. Camshaft]

^constipation

[SexPanda]

Tires to pass on the right. Hits a homeless man who's been walking across the country. HE survives, but has his legs cut off by the steering wheel. While on the way to the hospital, the paramedic accidentally injects him with air instead of morphine and he suffers a heart attack.

He shits and pisses himself lol. All dead people do.

[koukikrisp]

^ involved in a head on collision with a delivery truck on its way to a sex shop, he's impaled with over 80 dildos of every size, shape, texture and color. oddly enough, none of them find their way into his anus, because that space was already occupied by two-headed guinea pig. even more surprising, he survived the dildo onslaught only to die days later after the guinea pig burrows its way into his skull.

[airsoft]

PHLIP came and did a Back PHLIP double back PHLIP and kicked you in the back of the head sending you into forward PHLIP's, PHLIPPING over FLIPPER the dolphin, while he was PHLIPPING during a show, then PHLIP ran over and jump PHLIP kicked your nuts and you died.

PHLIP later died because he was just FLIPPING out.

[SexPanda]

^ involved in a head on collision with a delivery truck on its way to a sex shop, he's impaled with over 80 dildos of every size, shape, texture and color. oddly enough, none of them find their way into his anus, because that space was already occupied by two-headed guinea pig. even more surprising, he survived the dildo onslaught only to die days later after the guinea pig burrows its way into his skull.

that actually sounds like one of the better ways to die. And FYI, it isnt a two headed guinea pig. Its actually just a regular hampster.

^^ After filming grizzly bears for a number of years, he comes to believe that he is accepted by them, and gets a little too confident. He is eaten by a bear on camera, and a documentary of it is shown on Animal Planet.

[lunatyk]

^^^A panda has his way with him and then eats him afterwards.

[atutt]

^After a girl took a bloody vagina fart on his weiner, he tested positive for AIDS. He will die shortly. :D lol

[bejota180sx]

^ he got aids from the guy above him, but died from a banana slip

[rubenbandman]

^
stabbed himself to death while taking out a brand new xbox 360 controller from the packaging..

[spoolandslide]

^ Aids. (1 post? I think hes already dead) :keke:

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

shot to death by the nra guys at a Republican party that RJF invites you to.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

^constipation
ouch.
you sir will die after filming the pilot "do you know the question" filmed in Compton High School. The good news: you got all the questions right. The bad news: the question was "name all the countries in Africa" but unfortunately you mispronounce one country.

[palmdale_mob]

^^^^His beard choked him in his sleep^^^

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

overdoses on weed.

it's a cool one because I live in Victorville :D High Desert high five.

[palmdale_mob]

Overdosed on weed?
Thats like smoking my whole body weight in weed
Damn
Hell Yeah! thats whats up reppin the desert lol

[Sileighty_85]

^^drowned in his own vomit while shitfaced drunk and falling off a balcony landin on your back.

[Pblesh85]

lost a race to a 16 year old in a srt-4, could not take it and drove into oncomming traffic. Ironicly being hit by another dodge(the base model caliber).

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

lost a race to a 16 year old in a srt-4, could not take it and drove into oncomming traffic. Ironicly being hit by another dodge(the base model caliber).
for the first time in history the sky falls on someone. Sorry to hear it was you, sir.

[sillyvia13]

dies from gas inhalation , he's own foul gas from od ing on taco hell....
dang...

[spoolandslide]

dies from gas inhalation , he's own foul gas from od ing on taco hell....
dang...

gets shot by the grammar nazi :rl:

[hassanbakar123]

^^will die from choking on a Cheeto

[Future240]

^he fapped himself to death

[Mr. Camshaft]

^He has fallen and he can't get up. Unfortunately his Life Alert has run out of battery power.

[ZipTied]

Suffocated on a massive pair of boobies...











...man boobies that is. :ddog:

[atutt]

^Suffocated on a massive pair of testicles...















....woman testicles that is.... :D lol

[napaKAliboog]

^gets chopped up while watching his gurl get chopped up. Then his body gets fed to pigs. I then order lechon for pulutan and we all shit you out and throw you up.

[90hatchie]

^ killed by me

[airforceone451]

^Furry woodland critters enter your house in the night. They watch you sleeping (with another guy) and continue to watch you through the night. When you wake up, you find the guy you were spooning with is decapitated and a furry squirrel is f*cking the headless corpse. You scream only to find that your mouth is being screwed by a bear. You turn around to find the demonic woodland critters have joined together to cut your limbs off and rape you in your own pool of blood. owned.

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

Like the guy tied to the bed on the movie Se7en

[duffman1278]

by some phytoplankton

[aziankingz]

he comes home to see the most beautiful exotic car he has ever seen, he opens his door, which is hard to open due to his house filled with 100 bills, he is in disbelief and runs upstairs to see jessica alba lying there naked just asking for it.. she then opens her legs...blank.........

[lolatclint]

^ sucks too much dick at once and dies.

[airsoft]

^ bit in the eye ball by a Brown Reclusive Spider

and slowly rotted is face

[touge monster]

^^ Numerous paper cut wounds to both eyeballs

[rb25_s13*CHUKI]

^^ Caught him checkin my girl out and thats the end of that shizz:axe:

[origin_s135]

^^^
found out his girl was a dude all this time he's been out with her. so he got a gun and did a "kurt cobain."

[Future240]

^got called a ricer for havin an s13.5, he felt so bad he drifted off a mountain, fast n furious style

[ClutchKickThatBitch]

^^Chocked on some plus size women panties while performing some S&M acts

[mRclARK1]

^^^Clutch kicked the wrong bitch...

[sileighty83]

^^^used a shotgun as a make shift vagina and well....BOOM

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

was jerking his shit and house caught on fire when he entered the point of no return. Well, couldn't blame you for not leaving immediately.

[VROOOM]

chokes to death on whipped cream

[Future240]

^died from choking on a surprise bukkake

[Jodan]

hell die in his future 240

[Future240]

^died after he was flamed to death for posting the same death for me that has been posted about 6 times

[airsoft]

^ died after getting to close to the flames.

[Jodan]

dies in freak airsoft accident

[touge monster]

^^ Gunned down at the Jordan Downs housing projects by a couple of crack heads.

[SexPanda]

^^Gunned down by a couple of crack heads in the Jordan Down's housing projects after he sells them some weak shit.

[napaKAliboog]

^ gunned down with my dick in his mouth

[SexPanda]

Gunned down by me after he puts his dick in my mouth... I assume I gun myself down because I know I will never be clean after that.

[touge monster]

^^ Gunned himself down after a dick was put in his mouth.

[shmiddy]

^^ killed himself after his parents killed themselfs for comming out the closet

[aziankingz]

Saw a penny on the street and ran to pick it up and got hit by a honda civic.. The civic then turned on his hazard lights and says..pwned!

[1989rps13]

Saw a penny on the street and ran to pick it up and got hit by a honda civic.. The civic then turned on his hazard lights and says..pwned!

civic dude then gets back in his car and starts hitting v-tac while you try to make a run for it the dude in the car runs your leg over your still alive and then he comes out with his hazard lights on.... the dude is the REAL azian king then he buttfucks you to death:bow:

[jdmsomething]

^^^ death by annoying know it all girls

[1989rps13]

^^^ death by annoying know it all girls

lmao!! shits funny...

^^ death by jdm fanboys beating him up with 180sx kouki tail lights while they beat you to death you die slowly saying J ....D.....M..

[jdmsomething]

NOOO anything but hte kouki tails

[Future240]

^I killed him just cuz I felt like it

[MudRacer]

^^ Gets injected by an air filled syringe knocking him out cold. He then later awakens wrapped up in plastic wrap, in a room covered with plastic wrap. He is shown pictures of his future 240, that he abused and pimped in horrible unhumane ways. Shortly after, is given a cut on his right cheek for his blood to be saved between two glass pieces.

He is then stabbed to death in the heart, his lungs, his throat and kidneys, simultaneously. Later, his body is chopped up in pieces by high precision tools.

He is then put into several trash bags, some fed to the pigs, some thrown in the harbor bay.

You my sir got killed by the Americas most favorite serial killer.

[SexPanda]

^^Drowns in mud while racing.

[stiizy]

^^ Gets ass sex front a rabid Panda...

[MudRacer]

^^OHH YEAHHH!!!
(Koolaid crushed you while attempting to make an entry scene.)

[airsoft]

^^Forced butt Sex from the broken glass of Kool Aid dood

[Mi Beardo es Loco]

http://a948.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/83/l_f8c2607bcf55f9586812f7173604772b.jpg
you eat her out and get lost.

[Slide_ways14]

^^
Too much dick up his ass and it tore apart :naughtyd:

[origin_s135]

^^^
too much fisting up in the ass

[artdrifter]

^^^
Got smothered by DDD's

[wow-thats-a-cool-car]

when to an art musem and a huge painting fell on him

[Andrew Bohan]

^^^ got shot three times in the face for refusing to sell drugs to a guy in the acorn projects in west oakland.

[SexPanda]

I hear another lame overplayed death scenario about me somehow having sex with a panda, so I kill ^^ because he just happens to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

[xplicit240]

dies from a foreplay accident with his dad with some cling warp. ^^^^^

[Andrew Bohan]

^^^ dies from a bitch slap from drew for not taking the joke opportunity to say sexpanda died from having sex with a panda

[MudRacer]

^^ Went into a Lab for experimental purposes and died trying to figure out the cause of his own miserable death which was a series of counter circular activities involving the mystery of why he went into the lab.. and died... and became borat.

then borat died.

[Andrew Bohan]

^^^ overdoses on high fives

[xKennie]

^^got drunk, moved pool table outside, and jumped off roof trying to dive into the pool table.

[Andrew Bohan]

wow that's actually a pretty epic way to go out.


someone tied one end of a chain to you and the other end to a rocket, and it took you to space

[Future240]

^ Killed himself after he read my burn in the lyrics thread

[GTS]

^Teabagging an erupting volcano...and falling in.

[UfoZ8myCow]

^Abducted by aliens then decapitated by anal probe that was stuck too far up butthole (the aliens didnt have a good working knowledge of human anatomy).

[MudRacer]

Got a brain tumor from excessive cell phone use. Went in to get surgery to get tumor removed. On the way your front left tire blew out, your car flipped, did a 360, then a 180, then crashed onto the opposing traffic exploding: your car, the car you hit, and an incoming gas trailer. You got out of your car after all the explosions, then a motor bike hit you and broke your legs.

You then crawled to the center divider to avoid any more accidents. A wheel came falling down from the sky (From the explosions) Smashing your head, thereby removing your tumor, and you died.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

^^^Dipped my LeftNut into chocolate then put it in his mouth tell he gagged to death


I'm back BITCHES

[UfoZ8myCow]

^Got shot in the leg by a drunken sniper, screamed "What the fuck?!?", then hobbled out into oncoming traffic where he was struck by a double decker bus.

[LeftNutOfGowd]

^^^Got abducted by aliens after being mistaken for a cow. Then while on there mother ship they anal probed him and that ended up killing him so sad

[MudRacer]

^^Created a super huge signature. The large file buffered in his brain til his brains memory couldnt contain it anymore and exploded. All the brain's remains were splattered onto the monitor/laptop screen.
U died a horrible death

The whole thing was captured on your webcam and ended up all over the web. People created more threads with your incident and it was discussed til the end of time

[LeftNutOfGowd]

i told you i was hardcore

[UfoZ8myCow]

^Was so hardcore he tried to wrestle a polar bear.

And lost.

[slipin101]

^^^ died after realizing he was jacking off to his older sister sex tape.

[twotoes]

^^^^stole my anal virginity.....got aids.....and died.

[UfoZ8myCow]

^Ate some bad sushi and got food poisoning, went to the hospital to get his stomach pumped, but the pumping machine, instead of sucking the bad stuff out was accidentally placed on reverse and pushed a ton of air into his stomach. So much, that he exploded.

^^^ died after realizing he was jacking off to his older sister sex tape.

Only child... Score.

I averted death. Like in that movie Final Destination.

[CylonFrakker]

^^^^is slowly lowered to a pit full of fire ants 1 mm an hour as he is devoured alove slowly...

[S13Boosts]

^
hell find out!

[MudRacer]

^^Sold his car to a serial killer. Serial killer came back to get his money and to kill you. You were prepared and killed the serial killer first. Too bad serial killer had the death-fail-safe feature enabled and you got killed by some unknown means right after killing him.

[mRclARK1]

^^^Old, fat, warm and happy.

You're welcome. :bow:

:keke:

[UfoZ8myCow]

^head on collision with an M1 Abrams tank while he was out taking luge lessons.

[spoolandslide]

:rl:^ Head on collision with his mother.

[Slide_ways14]

Tripped. ^^^

[5150Fab]

^ will die from trying to beat cronic constipation, while mid push has a massive brain contusion

[airsoft]

^died via slow roasting @ 275 degrees

[enkei2k]

^ died after staying up on the zilvia forums for 5 days straight nonstop.

[Future240]

^^Will die after a premie beatdown

[juice.def]

^ died after reading his avatar

[koukikrisp]

after killing countless kittens after each masturbation, the vakamon finally turned their hatred of masturbation on the actual masturbater. they cut off a peice of his body for every time he's jerked it, this may take awhile...check back later

[zorak]

shot by elmer fudd.

[origin_s135]

^^^
shot by dick cheney.

[Andrew Bohan]

^^^ decided to ride in the trunk on the way home from the bars, but forgot it was the murdermobile, with the exhaust plumbed into the trunk.

[MudRacer]

Bringing this back..

^^^

built a flux-capacitor to go back in time. Got himself a car that could go 88mph. Turned it on and ended up creating a black-hole that sucked him in. But he didnt die. he ended up in an alternate universe. He ran around in open jungles and vast deserts looking for life. After a while he finally found humans and got really excited. He tried to make contact and ended up getting skinned to death, where they cut and distributed his body evenly among their tribes.

[bardabe]

tripped and a pencil stabbed through your eye socket.

[ericcastro]

listening to an ozzy album backwards in the dark........

[wangan_cruiser]

trip over and hit his head with a nail sticking out from the wall.

[DataXUnknown]

^Eaten by his avatar while selling dohc ka-t parts

[Drift N Dragg]

fell off a building and landing anus first on something like the Arrow in his Avatar

[Soup Nazi]

^^ At a Rodeo, impaled by a steer.

[udon!]

name written in dethnote.