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kensreliableb18b
02-21-2007, 04:32 PM
think twice before you turn up the volume of your favorite porno, it just might get you in trouble!


Armed Man Who Mistook Porn Sounds For Rape Charged

(AP) OCONOMOWOC, Wis. A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?"

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5. Together, the misdemeanor counts carry a maximum sentence of 33 months in jail.

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

Contesting his neighbor's account, Van Iveren said he didn't look anywhere in the apartment except the front room, and that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.

Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment, said he did not call police when he heard the noises because he does not have a telephone. He said he barely knew the upstairs tenant.

Police seized Van Iveren's sword, which he said was a family heirloom.

s13poop
02-21-2007, 04:40 PM
lol people are funny now a days :rofl:

thats why you use headphones! :keke:

cmcdougle
02-21-2007, 04:41 PM
That's so ridiculus that he is being charged for trying to protect someone.

MELLO*SOS
02-21-2007, 04:46 PM
I laughed my ass off at that this morning.

Best quote..

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

LookOut Nick
02-21-2007, 04:46 PM
Man thats awesome....porns gross ballers get the real deal

ThatGuy
02-21-2007, 04:49 PM
Wannabe Hero should not be charged. His embarrasment is punishment enough.

TiNMAN
02-21-2007, 04:59 PM
^^lol, seriously yo

DoriftoPnoy
02-21-2007, 05:08 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

240giiiirrrrl
02-21-2007, 06:05 PM
ahahaha daaamn what kind of porno was he watching if he heard the girl screaming for help..must of been some hardcore shit lol

staygold24
02-21-2007, 10:29 PM
would have been a lot more embarrassing if he walked in asking if he can have next with an s&m mask on.

markyboi
02-21-2007, 10:40 PM
hahahhahahahaha

s13gold
02-21-2007, 11:39 PM
str8 trippppin.

illvialuver
02-22-2007, 04:28 AM
someone called the calvalry? mofo had a calvalry sword? ahaha only in millwakee. hahahahah

exitspeed
02-22-2007, 09:05 AM
This has been all over our news.

The worst pare is that this teaches people to not help one another. Yea, he maybe shouldn't have but the door down, but he was trying to help someone.

You shoulda seen the guy on TV. Why the fuck would you call the news station to tell them you got busted flogging your feller? I think the situation would be embarrassing enough, without notifying the local media.

Farzam
02-22-2007, 02:29 PM
Don't be a vigilante...

But I don't think he needed to be charged.

Maybe repair the shit and apologize...and move far away.

ThatGuy
02-22-2007, 02:32 PM
This has been all over our news.

The worst pare is that this teaches people to not help one another. Yea, he maybe shouldn't have but the door down, but he was trying to help someone.

You shoulda seen the guy on TV. Why the fuck would you call the news station to tell them you got busted flogging your feller? I think the situation would be embarrassing enough, without notifying the local media.

"News at 10: A local man called Police today, after his neighbor burst into his house while he was "punchin' the munchkin". Harry Palms is on the scene with the report. Harry?"

:tweak: :ugh: :keke:

Neejay
02-22-2007, 02:34 PM
Damn, that's messed up.

S14DB
02-22-2007, 02:35 PM
Can't a man beat his Brat in peace?

EDacIouSX
02-22-2007, 02:56 PM
haha tahts funny

SimpleSexy180
02-22-2007, 03:01 PM
ahahaha daaamn what kind of porno was he watching if he heard the girl screaming for help..must of been some hardcore shit lol

japanese porn.

iPurple_Misfit!
02-22-2007, 03:09 PM
WoW. that was random and quick!

Agamemnon
02-22-2007, 03:56 PM
What kind of country do we live in when a guy can't choke his chicken without getting a sword in his face.

liv2drift045
02-22-2007, 10:39 PM
glad i have a house hahaha...if i was in an apartment i'd be kinda paranoid lmao

if i did that kinda stuff......

EJ253
02-22-2007, 11:23 PM
wait. whats porn?