dolphin gets new tail

[corey240]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4021993.stm

dolphin gets disease,
dolphin gets new tail,
its made out of the sametire f1 cars use. ironic.

[s13gold]

thats weird.

[DoriftoPnoy]

haha i like the quote by the spokesperson.

"We make tyres - we specialise in foots of sort. If we see offers, we will consider them"

[exitspeed]

That dolphin looks gay. A shark would never need a new tail. Cause sharks aren't gay.

[Yuri]

Only 20 minutes at a time? that's kinda lame for the dolphin.

If a shark needed a new tail, it would be made out of titanium with razorsharp edges, with missile launchers and a sound system to play its own badass theme music.
Or it would just bite the tails off 5 dolphins, and sew them to itself with the intestines of baby seals.

is it just me, or does it seem like sharks vs dolphins is the new ninjas vs. pirates?

[corey240]

a shark with a titanium missile launching tail would be the next terrorist. TERRORIST SHARKS!

[FRpilot]

a shark with a titanium missile launching tail would be the next terrorist. TERRORIST SHARKS!

like those super smart sharks in an experiment gone wrong in that ll cool j movie (deep blue sea?)..

[ThatGuy]

Pirate Sharks > Ninja Dolphins

[cali240sxdrifter]

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/southpark/touts/m3/901_sp_dolphin_m3.png

[Andrew @ 240sxMotoring]

^ lol, that's what I was thinking.

The story is a pretty crazy though. I wonder if he gets better traction now? :D

[drift freaq]

a shark with a titanium missile launching tail would be the next terrorist. TERRORIST SHARKS!
coming to a theater near you!! :rofl:

[HalveBlue]

WTF is up with all these dolphin related threads?

[Frosty_spl]

Dolphins are cool because hot chicks like to swim with dolphins. Then the dolphins casually slip their massive junk into the hot chicks cooch.

Sharks don't get play. Ever.

[Yuri]

Sharks don't need date rape to be manly.

Steaks are manly.
Rare steaks are very manly.
Raw bloody meat equals super manly.
Twitching meat equals manliest.
Therefore Sharks are the manliest most awesome sea creatures simply based on their diet. Dolphins eat sushi. Sharks eat Dolphins.

You hear alot about Dolphins killing sharks. But it's always a group of Dolphins versus one shark.
Wimps.

[S13SilviaGirl]

Sharks don't need date rape to be manly.

Steaks are manly.
Rare steaks are very manly.
Raw bloody meat equals super manly.
Twitching meat equals manliest.
Therefore Sharks are the manliest most awesome sea creatures simply based on their diet. Dolphins eat sushi. Sharks eat Dolphins.

You hear alot about Dolphins killing sharks. But it's always a group of Dolphins versus one shark.
Wimps.



Hahhaha WTF? Yuri! hahaha OMG I am laughing so hard right now at this thread! :bigok:

[derek_s13]

If a shark needed a new tail, it would be made out of titanium with razorsharp edges, with missile launchers and a sound system to play its own badass theme music.
Or it would just bite the tails off 5 dolphins, and sew them to itself with the intestines of baby seals.

is it just me, or does it seem like sharks vs dolphins is the new ninjas vs. pirates?

aaahahahahahahaha. LMFAO. holy shit, no one could have ever said it better. wow.

[illvialuver]

whats with the dolphin threads, so if they let it go in japan someone will catch it and be like damn this has a tire for a tail? delicious........

[HalveBlue]

No, it'd be DERICIOUS!!!

[HyperTek]

but for reals, thats nice the dolphin can enjoy life again.. im all for animals =D

[origin_s135]

this thread is hilarious!

[240giiiirrrrl]

^^^ haha i agree..but i love dolphins

[illvialuver]

damn i cant wait for the next installment of dolphins in the off topic chat. ahhahahahahhah.

[oOdextaOo]

titanium, missile-launching sharks are the new WMDs