ghetto spellin words

[ichi-bum]

My buddy forwarded this to me today. Thought I'd share.

GHETTO SPELLIN'
Words:
Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

........

This is Leroy's homework
assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum
both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said
penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man,
it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment
undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she
say "fortify."


Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....


Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette
dis one slide."



~~~PlEaSe PaSs DiS pIs Ua EdUcAtIoN oN tO aLl yO hOmIeS~~~

[Farzam]

Lmfao. I love it.

[ThatGuy]

So it's like a "ghetto" rip off of Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary? Still funny, I suppose.

[95Blue240sx]

i lol'd


ididntlolatmsglength

[blu808]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/lol-47983.jpg

1. lol
2366 up, 204 down
It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

[P4rD0nM3]

OMG THAT THING IS SO CUTE! I like to squeeze it till it spurts out blood.

[blu808]

Haha. WTF
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/wtf-18374.jpg

1. wtf
975 up, 114 down
Generally stands for 'What the fuck'. Most people use a question mark afterwards to get the point through. Rather than using the same term for the other 'w's, who, when, where, and why, it makes more sense to actually state the word and follow it with 'tf'

Capitalization doesn't really matter.
This term can also be likened to 'What the shit?' which is more comical and has a tantamount meaning.

WTF?
WhoTH?
WhenTF?

WTS?

[LB.Motoring]

luke your crazzzy rofl

1. ROFL
740 up, 109 down


ROFL is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.

ROFL can be merged with other accronyms to created super l33t acronyms that "r0x0r y0ur b0x0rs" per se. Some examples of the merged accronyms are as follows:

ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography

or

ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles

<noob> Yo dude, these waffles are sweet!
<admin> rofl. Are you ROFLEW?
<noob> Nah dude! I'm totally eating them at a table.

http://www.rofl.name/images/roflcopter.gif

[ramblux]

Haha, my wife gets pissed because when I leave to go to the store or something I say, "BRB".

[S13SilviaGirl]

OK I had to add this....


"Ghetto Love Poem"

Gurl I love you,
straight up fo'sho.
Or I wouldna told dem ova girls not to call me no mo.

I knew it was true, da first day I seen you.
Why you thank I do, the thangs I do?

Rememba ha I use ta wine and dine you,
Schlits Malt liquor and Bar-Ba-Q.
I gave you bubble baffs and fed you grapes.
Dey was on sale dat week, a dolla niney-eight!

Romantic eenins afta dark, skreet light walks around da park.
Like the very first time, you came ova my crib.
And you got all scurred, cuz dat roach was on your timb.

I was right therre,
with a can o' spray.
To be yo super man,
and save da day.

I ain't even pay my light bill,
so I can take you to da club....
Don't knock ova does candles
and burn up my rug!

And dat night we made luv,
for a long liddle bit o time.
I hope you got yours,
cause I sho'nuff got mine!

I woke up and made you breffix in bed.
Sep fo I ain't have no juice, no bacon, and no eggs.
Didn't have no cereal and I was fresh outta milk,
so we had some toast and sum potada chips.

I use to rub lotion on yo feets,
and massage yo back.
I found you some glue,
when you lost one of yo tracks.

Now what man you knowded,
ever loved you like dis.
Gurl, please just take my name
off dat child support list!

[ichi-bum]

^^^

Thanks, kinda sounds like a nelly or chingy tune! LOL

[HalveBlue]

Ghetto Spellin' = Zilvia newbie speak?

That sad thing is, with the widespread proliferation of the internet in half a century this is likely to become the official, correct way to spell things.

More than likely there will be (is) a direct correlation in the decrease of intelligence among those people who spell this way.

What a sad day that'll be. What a sad day indeed.