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Gnnr
09-11-2006, 11:15 PM
79-year-old woman charged with trying to rob Chicago bank
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14787239/

CHICAGO - A 79-year-old South Side woman bearing a toy gun and a visor that read "Princess" has been charged with trying to rob a downtown bank.

Melvena Cooke was charged Wednesday with attempted bank robbery. She is free on $4,500 bond and was released into her daughter's custody.

Cooke walked into the Bank of America branch Tuesday morning and told a teller that she'd just come from the dentist and could only speak quietly, according to an FBI affidavit.
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As the teller leaned in, Cooke whispered a demand for $30,000 and brandished a gun that turned out to be a toy, the affidavit says. Instead of handing over any money, however, the teller triggered a silent alarm and walked away.

Cooke left empty-handed after several minutes and then ducked into a nearby store, where she was arrested.

Officials said Cooke was dressed for the attempted heist in a black trench coat, sunglasses and a white "Princess" visor.

She faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted, according to the U.S. attorney's office.

You do the crime, you pay the time! lol. :D

ALTRNTV
09-11-2006, 11:32 PM
I guess Social Security wasn't cutting it. lol

projekt_s13
09-12-2006, 12:23 AM
I guess Social Security wasn't cutting it. lol
LOL :Owned:
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Nizzan4u2nv
09-12-2006, 01:38 AM
Crazy ass old lady. Probably doesnt even know what shes doing.

SiI40sx
09-12-2006, 02:34 AM
that crazy granny! i wonder what shes up to next!

TurK
09-12-2006, 05:56 PM
wow 20 years? i guess she dont have much to loose.

ONYX S-13
09-13-2006, 09:22 AM
HAH.. Good Story.

I wanna see a mug shot :D.. Her name in the slammer would have been the pistol packing granny :D

blackflag_Rms13
09-13-2006, 05:36 PM
Lol 20 years... the bitch would be 99 years old, haha...

s14_kouki_drifter
09-13-2006, 08:45 PM
lol i can see her with tennis balls on the bottom end of her walker and a ball and chain ......

A Spec Products
09-14-2006, 12:44 AM
South Side of Chi Town son....

Grannys are gangster too man, one hand on da metamucil, the other on the strap!