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SochBAT
07-27-2006, 02:26 PM
Anyone see the movie yet?

IMHO, i think kevin smith writes some of the most memorable movies, period!

He always reintroduces the recurring characters, cameos, one-liners from other movies, and creates a wideopen market for upcoming movies.

GAHHHHHD!!! I planned that everyone in our group watch this, and we pretty much took up two whole rows. Everyone was bustin from the sides, Good times!

Reminder, don't bring a date that doesn't have as crude humor as you to this movie. She looks at you differently.

"SORRY JESUS!!!"

OMGWTFBBQ
07-27-2006, 02:33 PM
one of my favorite lines from his movies..
Mall Rats : You tell him Steve Dave !!!!!!

I've been meaning to see this movie, cant wait

VROOOM
07-27-2006, 02:38 PM
one of my favorite lines from his movies..
Mall Rats : You tell him Steve Dave !!!!!!

I've been meaning to see this movie, cant wait

"Want some chocolate covered pretzels?

Irukandji
07-27-2006, 03:04 PM
I cant wait to see this movie as well...


All of Kevin Smith's movies were awesome, including Clerks Animated series.


Leonardo Leonardo: "Do you like my desk? I got it from IKEA, built it myself, and I have all these pieces left over"
Randal: "Looks like it was built by a retard"

kawika219
07-27-2006, 03:09 PM
i have heard the movie was really good

s13silvia03
07-27-2006, 03:10 PM
I'm hoping to go see it this weekend, can't wait.

iRun
07-27-2006, 03:12 PM
haha i love clerks..
cant wait to see the movie too...

"Hermaphadidic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box, beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame."

SochBAT
07-27-2006, 04:21 PM
Bring all your buddies, and a mindset for awesomely crude humor.

I seriously did a spit-take during the movie. Luckily, i only got my shoes in soda.

Hahaha, wait for the LOTR part.

ManoNegra
07-27-2006, 05:51 PM
Saw it last week.
Awsome movie and much better structured than the original.
I thought the gags would get old since I've been following it's progess on the net for a while.
Man, was I wrong.
Aside from the sketchy acting - doesn't bother me - the movie rocks.
I wan't to have Rosario Dawson's babies.

Some Kevin Smith related goodies making the rounds on the interweb:
Superfriends + Mallrats Mash-up (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1700906/)
To appear on Siskel & Roeper (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=63831867&blogID=148212164&MyToken=1b29f638-e755-4819-b58b-8a971e3403eb)
Confronting Joel Siegel (http://www.viewaskew.com/kevin/joelsiegel.mp3) - the douche critic the walked out on Clerks 2
Enjoy

BayS13
07-28-2006, 12:27 AM
best part

Jay: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE~!!!

SochBAT
07-28-2006, 12:34 AM
You must be crazy!

BestPart = Troll talk!

95Blue240sx
07-28-2006, 03:25 AM
"whats a nubian?"

ManoNegra
07-28-2006, 09:47 AM
'...Man, I miss my donkey..'

woohooo... new title!

ramblux
07-28-2006, 02:47 PM
Probably going to see it tonight. Kevin Smith's comic book store is right up the street from me, but I've never stopped by. I'll try to go in this weekend and take pics, but I can't promise anything. :)

ManoNegra
07-28-2006, 03:34 PM
Westwood I gather? UCLA student?

Ghettokracker71
07-28-2006, 04:00 PM
I loved clerks,no thanks to my roommate,I also really grew to like jay and silent bob...had no interest but he talked me into,and bamo...

ThatGuy
07-28-2006, 04:06 PM
Dogma is on Comedy Central right now, Kevin Smith fans.

ManoNegra
07-28-2006, 04:47 PM
too much stuff to bleep out.. best to own or rent.

SochBAT
07-28-2006, 04:56 PM
Soo close to seein Selma Hayeks' troll.

DAMN.

staygold24
07-29-2006, 03:46 PM
so is anyone else here into interspecies romantica?

sushimonster
07-30-2006, 05:54 PM
one ring to rule them all!!!

k0uki
07-30-2006, 11:08 PM
haha picklefuckers..........

punxva
07-30-2006, 11:23 PM
im taking porch monkey back ;) im not racist, my grandmother used to call me a porch monkey. Yea this movie was funny as hell!!! Here let me reinact the lord of the rings, lmao my friend who loves those movies got all pissy when that part came up. I was like hahahaha soo true.

ramblux
07-31-2006, 12:30 AM
Westwood I gather? UCLA student?


Nah, but my wife graduated a few years ago and has worked there since. We've lived near Culver City for about 10 years now. :rawk:

nrg
07-31-2006, 12:36 AM
you never go ass to mouth.

TipStylez
07-31-2006, 12:40 AM
Would you fuck me? Id fuck me, id fuck me hard =]