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Ritz S14
06-29-2006, 10:26 AM
http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/2777.html Nws for langauge

I gotta bust one of these moves one day.. haha

s13poop
06-29-2006, 10:55 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nice find man :)

JDMB0iKT
06-29-2006, 11:20 AM
LMAO!!!

great find man :D

ms!3
06-30-2006, 01:08 PM
lol, that was pretty funny. every once in awhile ill use sound boards and stuff when telemarketers call.

theronin
06-30-2006, 01:25 PM
its all fun and games until you get a job in sales that requires you to cold call to start a client list....

silverarrow27
06-30-2006, 01:40 PM
its all fun and games until you get a job in sales that requires you to cold call to start a client list....

Darn true!:bigok:

unwed_transient
06-30-2006, 10:38 PM
i never make calls.

boss: so you and **** need to stay late tonight to call clients. the list is on your desk.
me: sure.




i call my friends.

boosteds13
07-01-2006, 08:18 PM
Sounded like he called Vinnie Jones.

HyperTek
07-03-2006, 10:19 PM
ehh im the only one who didnt find it funny.. i guess cuz i work customer service, id never take a telemarketing job.. but dam i get old ass people calling me and screamin at me all the time.. its annoying how people overreact.

well i call people to verify why they are cancelling something when we get thier request, but thats it and its not hard. haha its dont hate the player hate the game lol

when people call me, i say "ahhh im f****in my girl right now call later"

bardabe
07-03-2006, 10:40 PM
well he is over reacting it;s kidna funny tho. didn;t make me chuckle tho. but I usually just tell them I am bussy call back later. that is it. I dun even wait for a reply I just hang up.

theicecreamdan
07-04-2006, 12:56 AM
we've been gettin a lot of calls at my APARTMENT about refinancing... how cool is that?

SoSideways
07-04-2006, 07:26 AM
I just tell my dad to pull the whole "hello? hello? I can't hear you? hello?" then hang up bit.

I love that.

'90RPS13
07-04-2006, 09:53 AM
ROFL. Hilarious as shit. *a

theicecreamdan
07-04-2006, 09:58 AM
**re-dial** hahahahahaha

BRB26
07-10-2006, 06:06 PM
i used a napoleon sound board on a telemarketer before..

ive had a few aquaintences who worked as telemarketers before..
they personally find it entertaining when people mess with them..
it does pay well though..not exactly sure how much.

A Spec Products
07-10-2006, 06:58 PM
Usually if a telemarketer or survey taker calls me, I take the time to at least hear them out before giving the boot.

I mean cause its their job, so if I was doing their job I'd hope people would at least give me the chance to speak my piece before deciding yes or no.

Phone surveys are actually kinda fun. The US Census called me, the guy who gave the survey was some 50 year old guy, and we chatted for a while. It was optional but I'm sure most people duck out of the survey so I figured it was only fair to him to give him some of my time. Really nice guy too.

theicecreamdan
07-10-2006, 09:57 PM
i told a telemarketer that my ONLY hobby and passion was knitting.

s13coupedrfter
07-11-2006, 09:30 AM
Just did that the other day with Sprint, bloody wankas

BRB26
07-12-2006, 10:29 AM
haha. i have my friends make gay sex groans when telemarketers call.
i start breathing heavy and say "ooowwww...JAMES...use the lube you lazy fag"

jobestudios
07-12-2006, 04:44 PM
haha, after talking to all the telemarketers i know, they would call the same number several times after if the person yelled at them like that.

gotta240
07-15-2006, 03:14 AM
I applied for ONE home loan and now i get calls all the time. (these fuckers call my CELL PHONE while i'm at work!grrr)

I just say, "oh, why yes, i REALLY want a home loan, but no company will help me. I sell drugs, mainly cocaine for a living, and because my income isn't documented, no one will give me a home loan..... Can you help me?

Or they say, "sir, we would like to make you a great deal"... .Thats when i say, what, on a pound of marijuana...cause thats all i'm looking for at the moment.... they usually hang up on me before i get a chance to hang up on them.

SiI40sx
07-15-2006, 03:36 AM
lol sell them something instead

"do u have a 240? well look im selling this shell, these go big in the market!!"

lol

woot!! 400th post!!