240meowth
06-08-2002, 08:40 PM
so, today i was @ the home depot. i parked my car, got out, and heard this annyoing gay ass exhaust noise from like... 10 blocks away... so i proceed to walk towards home depot. the noise got louder and louder, and as i was crossing the busy street in the parking lot this fag in a late 80's civic "SI" (where the noise was coming from), so i crossed the street slowly, infont of this guy who's going the top speed the civic can handle, 5mph, makin all sort of noises. and he didn't want to stop, so he's floring the gas peddle, and going 5mph, i proceeded to walk slower. all this time i'm looking @ his hood pins on his absolutly stock hood. and he's coming closer and closer, maybe faster than his spedometer could handle, 6mph. and bearly misses me. i looked and his hood pins again, and had a smirk on my face, w/ the expression of "ha ha, what a loser." and as i cross the street, there was this couple...
imbecile woman:"is that car powerful?"
imbecile man:"actually, that's very powerful, you can tell from the sound of the exhaust"
and i wanted to correct the imbecile man infront of his girl, so he'll look even more like an embecile. but instead i walked away, w/ the urge of running into my car, and crush the imbecile civic monster truck style. indeed.
imbecile woman:"is that car powerful?"
imbecile man:"actually, that's very powerful, you can tell from the sound of the exhaust"
and i wanted to correct the imbecile man infront of his girl, so he'll look even more like an embecile. but instead i walked away, w/ the urge of running into my car, and crush the imbecile civic monster truck style. indeed.