PIRATES vs ninjas!!!!

[tacotacotaco]

So its been ongoing pirates vs ninjas. Which one are you.....

Pirate

[Daniel.]

I am a Pirateninjajedimaster

[Andrew Bohan]

oh shit, this again?
http://chat.carleton.ca/~apurpura/comix/Posted/pirate%20vs%20ninja.jpg

[Daniel.]

http://nvp.kavefish.net/

[tacotacotaco]

New info has come to me concerning the ongoing battle of pirates vs ninjas. This is inbiased info as most of you might know of my pirate origins in the shocker stance cell. During a smoke break at work where i moonlight as a mild manner corporate employee i met with Adam of the irish pirate culture. He informed me of the 2 in the shadow clause. As most of you know and you ass ninjas out there, for every ninja you see there are two in the shadows. Sucks that you guys can't stand in the open and battle. So when i do battle with a ninja and begin to defeat him the two ninjas in the shadows would come out to batttle as well. If those two come out then that means they have a total of 4 ninjas in the shadows backing them as well. And if i was to deafeat that one ninja plus his two ninjas then the 4 ninjas would come out now having 8 ninjas in the shadow. Now most of you can see where this is going... Ninjas are low life cant do it on my own pussies.

[Yuri]

Pirates vs. Ninjas is so over.

It's all about Samurai vs Vikings now!

[TougeRacing]

Ninjas hands down. they have smoke bombs, way better than a peg leg or a parrot on your shoulder.

[ALTRNTV]

Norris, Chuck Norris.

/thread.

[SilviaNinja240]

If its a sea battle then pirates, but on land ninjas would take em

[CaoBoY]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
ninjas retard! OMGwtf read there and realize how much pirates get their ASSES kicked! with boners and stuff.

[TheSquidd]

Ninjas wailing on guitars on a pile of dead pirates. Land or Sea. FTW.

http://www.grategatsby.com/ninjaguitar.jpg

[woodchuck]

this a tough one. if this is sticktly a vs. battle to the death then ninjas would own.
but if this is about which would you rather be when you grow up then it would be pirates.
pirates are dope because it would be cool to pillage&plunder.
ninjas are just assassins. that can get boring after a while.
i think most of us can relate to pirtates though - they're always in search for some booty. Awhhhh yeah...feel'n on her booty. did someone say Jessicia Alba:boink: ?

[ae86driftn]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/Dkeeper240/255c2519.jpg

[Andrew Bohan]

If its a sea battle then pirates, but on land ninjas would take em

what if they were ninja sea turtles???

[FRpilot]

didnt we talk about this at the meet in san mateo...?

nolan: what if there were pirates who were also ninjas?
var: then they would rule the world
nolan: there would be never ending rape and plunder

[CaoBoY]

no such thing as pirates that were ninjas! you would just be a crazy psycho whos brain would be locked in a never ending battle until you exploded from trying to refrain from admitting how bad ass ninjas are.

[evil_tt]

no such thing as pirates that were ninjas! you would just be a crazy psycho whos brain would be locked in a never ending battle until you exploded from trying to refrain from admitting how bad ass ninjas are.You talk to much shit.....eat my anus

[DoriftoPnoy]

LMAO this thread is hilarious.

[SilviaNinja240]

omg, search google video for "ninja pirates" "pirate vs. ninjas" and other variations. The videos on there are soooooooooooooo (times infinity) horrible!
Yet somewhat entertaining because they are uber amature.

[<3MyRiceRocKet]

86driftin', your white cobra clan has killed my girlfriend, I will avenge my love, GUADALUPE!!! I, Takashiroihishiamazaka-san will never rest until all of you succumb to my wrath! Pikachu! I choose you!

[SilviaNinja240]

here's what I was talkin about:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7925311592550962882&q=ultimate+battle&pl=true
(pretty well done, went a little crazy with the blue screen though)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1738061004411741600&q=ninja+vs+pirates&pl=true
(omg! hoooooooooorible!)

haha, its amazing to see how many of these ninja v. pirate movies have been made. Its kinda shocking

[Daniel.]

here's what I was talkin about:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7925311592550962882&q=ultimate+battle&pl=true
(pretty well done, went a little crazy with the blue screen though)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1738061004411741600&q=ninja+vs+pirates&pl=true
(omg! hoooooooooorible!)

haha, its amazing to see how many of these ninja v. pirate movies have been made. Its kinda shocking

i posted the first one here... http://nvp.kavefish.net/

about 17 posts above yours hehe. :D

[ae86driftn]

86driftin', your white cobra clan has killed my girlfriend, I will avenge my love, GUADALUPE!!! I, Takashiroihishiamazaka-san will never rest until all of you succumb to my wrath! Pikachu! I choose you!


okkk.....it's on

I accept your challenge






FYI. that's not me in the cobra kai ninja outfit.:hahano:

[FRpilot]

that first one is aweseom!!!! hahahah

[SilviaNinja240]

i posted the first one here... http://nvp.kavefish.net/

about 17 posts above yours hehe. :D

oops, didn't see it. sorry (T_T)

[FRpilot]

Pirates vs. Ninjas is so over.

It's all about Samurai vs Vikings now!

apparently on zilvia this week its all about mouse vs.. whatever

but mouse always loses.. i wanna see ninja or pirate vs mighty mouse

[<3MyRiceRocKet]

But you are associated with him correct? Your DOOM is I-N-E-V-I-T-A-B-L-E! E E-Thuggin Ninja's...OOOh Yeaaaa... Hey that guys ninja costume is gangsta. Want to see a Pirate with a pigeon on his shoulders.

[Daniel.]

oops, didn't see it. sorry (T_T)

no prob,

so back on topic,

Jedi's own all. screw ninjas and pirates

[Andrew Bohan]

i wanna see a ninja and a pirate attack and eat a little white mouse. lol

[CaoBoY]

You talk to much shit.....eat my anus
:hahano: listen up you little fucktard, i am a ninja, and we do go by that 2 in the dark claus. you are just mad, because no one wants to tougefuck with you, and you want to buy a CF GT wing for your stock 240sx. why dont you go to drifting.com, go drift ur roflcoptor TT240sx, which i still dont know how you could have twinturbos on a 4cylinder you fag. quit trolling the forums and replying with some little fuckhead comment about me. i talk shit. so what. at least im not tryin to be a little 3f3f tokyo dorifto oh look at me i watch drift bible and think i know how to drift touge fag fuck head suck a dick for a burned out tire from a pro drifter ken gushi fanboy like you. please end your life. :blah: :rl:

[Daniel.]

:hahano: listen up you little fucktard, i am a ninja, and we do go by that 2 in the dark claus. you are just mad, because no one wants to tougefuck with you, and you want to buy a CF GT wing for your stock 240sx. why dont you go to drifting.com, go drift ur roflcoptor TT240sx, which i still dont know how you could have twinturbos on a 4cylinder you fag. quit trolling the forums and replying with some little fuckhead comment about me. i talk shit. so what. at least im not tryin to be a little 3f3f tokyo dorifto oh look at me i watch drift bible and think i know how to drift touge fag fuck head suck a dick for a burned out tire from a pro drifter ken gushi fanboy like you. please end your life. :blah: :rl:

lol.

pwnt.:Owned:

:rofl:

*goes into the regional forums to read the thread*

[SochBAT]

Cowboys > Pirates.

Ergo, http://www.zilvia.net/f/showthread.php?t=90637

YAY for CLINT EASTWOOOOOD!

http://www.christoph-woerner.de/uploaded_images/hering-admin-761870.jpg
What a Pirate! YARGG!

[tacotacotaco]

DRIFT pirate i fly my flag upside down on my jolly jank (aka ghetto 240) ninjas know a million and one ways to kill a man. Hmm i shall start a drift pirates crew ahhh yeah!!!

[tacotacotaco]

we need to finda a ninja crew to battle.

[nistech]

ninja>cowboy>pirate

[!Zar!]

ninja>cowboy>pirate
Man, don't even bring cowboys into this. It's more like.

Women>Ninja>Pirate>white mouse>cowboys.

[Andrew Bohan]

ok let's see a white mouse vs cowboy battle

[alexchanman]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/Dkeeper240/255c2519.jpg


end of battle right there.

[LATIGObitties]

the dude in the cobra kai ninja outfit is a REAL ninja. looks can be deceiving man.

like during a fierce battle, that will be the dude standing in the middle of it all, with his arms crossed. Then without warning, he comes and pwns all. oh yes.

Chuck norris is a ninja. but he looks like he could be a pirate.
gyarr.

[!Zar!]

That wasn't funny enough to bump a 2 month old thread.

Sorry, try again.

[tacotacotaco]

I like tigobiddies!!!!! bounce bounce bounce