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Eternal_240Sx
03-23-2006, 10:44 PM
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19949/The_Glass_Door_That_Wasn_t.html

L1ama
03-24-2006, 12:02 AM
Don't know about most people, but I can tell the difference between glass, and NO glass, unless there was a glass there before, and they took it off, anyhow funny stuff.

Ritz S14
03-24-2006, 12:03 AM
At the gym I go to, I almost walked into the glass wall. I froze, and thought to myself "OH SHIT! NO HANDLE!!! MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY!! BEFORE SMASHING FACE [email protected]" hahaa.

Agamemnon
03-24-2006, 12:58 AM
Maybe this is someone's way of telling them not to put their greasy hands on the glass and start using the handles.

SilviaNinja240
03-24-2006, 02:04 AM
haha, that's funny, looks like it was taken in the 1960s or something. A funny.. and classic find :)

!Zar!
03-24-2006, 02:20 AM
I've only smashed my face into a glass window once. I was on the phone and turned around. Nose bleed and all.
Oh how I felt like a nub.

Sil Beer S13
03-24-2006, 02:24 AM
I smashed my face in a glass door, as well had a couple of drinks and i remembered it open. NOPE closed walked right into it. Good times.

lucky7
03-24-2006, 10:25 AM
ive walked through screen doors somehow, but never glass. thats classic though.

koukidough
03-24-2006, 10:42 AM
thats what i call comedy bwahaha

2iv0 sx
03-24-2006, 11:37 AM
oh man!! hahah

Andrew Bohan
03-24-2006, 01:50 PM
hahaah great idea for a joke

mRclARK1
03-24-2006, 03:10 PM
There aren't alot of things funnier than people making a fool of themselves in public. :rofl:

A kid in my class, back in middle school, was jumping on a trampoline that was right close to their glass patio door. He thought it had been left open, and decided to jump through the "open" door and into the house.

You can figure out the rest I'm sure.

:hyper: :bash: :faint: :zzz:

topsecretgold
03-24-2006, 05:09 PM
i wanna see the guy/girl that fell all the way throught the door on their head

theicecreamdan
03-25-2006, 04:05 PM
I smashed my face in a glass door, as well had a couple of drinks and i remembered it open. NOPE closed walked right into it. Good times.

I did that with the toilet seat... but I didnt crash into it, my vomit did.

Romeyo07
03-27-2006, 06:27 AM
having spent some time cleaning glass doors at k-mart while in high school, I learned to always push on the metal because I HATED cleaning all eleventy billion windows and doord k-mart had. So in appreciation, I went to handle pushing.

breakindrifts
03-28-2006, 01:42 AM
When I was a kid I cracked the damn glass sliding door, running right into it.

Sometimes I wonder if we are really the superior species.

Andrew Bohan
03-28-2006, 02:29 AM
i know we're at least better than birds. i used to find dead birds below the windows at my parents' house every once in a while.