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SilviaNinja240
03-22-2006, 02:44 AM
The title says it all:

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
airsoft
03-22-2006, 03:06 AM
Ho Lee Mo Lee....

O u c h?
Daniel.
03-22-2006, 03:21 AM
z o m g

no sane guy would do that to themselves.
Nan Desu Ka?!
03-22-2006, 04:10 AM
oh emm eff gee.... W T F ? ? ? ?

was he on pcp? acid? crack? shrooms? all of the above?? the public needs to know!

crazy mother fucker, anyway.
*NismoS13*
03-22-2006, 08:08 AM
Just when I thought I've seen everything....
Neejay
03-22-2006, 10:12 AM
...Yeah...I cant imagine that. That just sounds crazy.

Imagine someone yelling and launching a penis at someone along with knives.
mRclARK1
03-22-2006, 10:50 AM
In the twisted mind of this former man:

"Hmmm?, how should I attack these pigs? I got all these knives...but...there must be something more...sinister...I can do than just stabbing or cutting them"

(long pause as the attacker thinks; plotting his devious plan of attack)

"I've got it! it's genius!, I'll cut off my own penis and hurl it at them!!...they'll never expect it!"

He was right about the very last part I'm sure.
Emc-Icon
03-22-2006, 11:08 AM
umm..


only in america?....:werd:
Redsunz916
03-22-2006, 11:42 AM
er. that thought gives me chills.. not cool.
koukidough
03-22-2006, 11:48 AM
No sane man would ever do that, ever.... He must have been high on some sh*t
ONYX S-13
03-22-2006, 12:02 PM
*is at a loss for words* http://www.teleboards.com/newsmiles/KILLER.GIF
infinitexsound
03-22-2006, 12:30 PM
thats some nasty shiet
!Zar!
03-22-2006, 12:48 PM
He was trippin of some acid. Haha.
trsilvias13
03-22-2006, 12:52 PM
i am so laughing at work right now. haha

that some insane sheit, at least he can claim insanity when he goes to trial and probably get away with it too.
ONYX S-13
03-22-2006, 01:00 PM
To me it still wouldn't be worth it... The pain.... THE PAIN !!!!! *shudders*
ManoNegra
03-22-2006, 01:07 PM
Well that took care of his problems with his girl. Let me guess, he wasn't good in the sack? "I don't need this shit anymore.....arghhhh!!"
jessfx
03-22-2006, 02:48 PM
o m f g.

man. insanity.
L1ama
03-22-2006, 02:54 PM
Well that took care of his problems with his girl. Let me guess, he wasn't good in the sack? "I don't need this shit anymore.....arghhhh!!"
LOL! Oh man, I wonder what the cops thought when a penis was flying his way. :boink:
P4rD0nM3
03-22-2006, 02:58 PM
Ouch. I'm pretty weak at this stuff. I can imagine it happening infront of me...ouch ouch.
Andrew Bohan
03-22-2006, 04:06 PM
this is the kind of crazy people we need! they prevent themselves from reproducing! no need for the government to intervene!
sncs14
03-22-2006, 05:23 PM
HOLY SHIT. Some people are just too strange.
OptionZero
03-22-2006, 05:40 PM
that guy's vote counts the same as yours
dacalac
03-22-2006, 05:54 PM
freakin Fik flickin his stick around!

"Officer needs backup! Suspect is assaulting us!"
"With what weapon?"
"HIS PENIS!!!"
AllenRPS13
03-22-2006, 05:57 PM
omg... what is the pint he dun want his penis and give it to the officers as a gift? haha
A Spec Products
03-22-2006, 06:05 PM
reminds me of the movie "11:14"

dude was peeing out of the minivan window and got his hoohaw cut off when the car crashed and the window slammed, yowch.

then his buddy needed to go back and pick up the thing for him....eww

seeing rachel leigh cook made up for it...she rocked low cut ish ALL movie long....that made my day.
topsecretgold
03-23-2006, 04:09 PM
ya i would like to know what drugs he was on so i stay away from them.
spdfreek0o
03-23-2006, 07:31 PM
they should have left it off