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kazuo
03-12-2006, 02:52 PM
So this clown named citizen and I decided to go watch UltraViolet last weekend, and while we were walking back to the car in the lot, we happened upon this vehicle.

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car16.jpg
Hmm. It's a BMW, I guess? It has a BMW emblem. But what the fuck is up with that jet engine popping out of the hood?

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car7.jpg
Interesting. I have never ever seen a BMW that features this type of setup.

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car10.jpg
Hmm, upon further inspection, this BMW is powered by a 330 cubic inch V8 engine.

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car13.jpg
Another look.

I'm just as confused as you, so let's inpsect some other parts of the vehicle.
http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car11.jpg
Why on Earth would a BMW owner put R Racing decals and Matrix seat covers into his Bimmer? Let alone drink Dasani? Dasani is for cheapass ricers, he should be drinking Evian or some shit.

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car5.jpg
Hmm. The lip doesn't match the rest of the vehicle! Must be aftermarket. More cheap parts on a BMW. WTF?

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car4.jpg
I apologize for the shitty quality. It was dark.

But its probably better this way.

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car8.jpg
The vehicle also has factory vents in the fenders, presumably for cooling the frame. Hmm, maybe this is aftermarket too. Why would someone do this to a BMW?

On second thought, is this even a BMW? The emblem on the hood said it was Magnum powered 330 V8, maybe its a Dodge in disguise?

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car9.jpg
Hmm, side intake vents. It's a midrear BMW? Did they even make one of those? Wait, its a Dodge... Dodge makes mid rear? Then WTF is that thing coming out of the hood? :wtf:

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car15.jpg
Hmm, maybe it IS a stock BMW, cause them wheels is sunken battleship status. Maybe its a Dodge-BMW hybrid? Kind of like how the DSMs are bastard hybrid children?

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car12.jpg
Well, I suppose when you're packing a midrear Magnum powered 330 V8 BMW, you need all the downforce you can get.

Maybe its a Dodge motorswap into a BMW. :w00t:

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car2.jpg
MV8? Hmm.

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car3.jpg
BMW MV8. Must be some sort of limited edition.

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car.jpg
Scratch that. It's a OZ RALLY EDITION BMW MV8. Powered by a 330 V8.

http://www.lazypenguin.net/wtf_car/car14.jpg
Ok, scratch everything, now its a Limited 330RX.

:faint:
SpeedMonkeyInc
03-12-2006, 03:00 PM
Wow I am guessing Mazda MX-6
andrewmp6
03-12-2006, 03:04 PM
a riced to hell 2gen mx6
dannyboi
03-12-2006, 03:06 PM
All I gotta say is.... nice ride.:hitit:
curbhuggerrps13
03-12-2006, 03:12 PM
omg my eyes are burnin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bowrofl:
fcdrifer17
03-12-2006, 03:13 PM
i wonder what the guy looks like..
fcdrifer17
03-12-2006, 03:13 PM
maybee batman got bored
FRpilot
03-12-2006, 03:13 PM
some kind of neon?
FaLKoN240
03-12-2006, 03:15 PM
OMG you weren't kidding. That's like. . .better (worse) than my idea of ricing out one of those 88' Accords. . .shiet.
blk90s13
03-12-2006, 03:16 PM
by far thats the most confused car i have ever seen


nice find :thumbsup:
EchoOfSilence
03-12-2006, 03:18 PM
yup, MX6


sunken battleship? the new BMW's are actually pretty flush haha.
anyway, that car makes me cry. molded whale-tail? :faint:
xxxtodxxx
03-12-2006, 03:55 PM
that bitch is hot
nistech
03-12-2006, 04:20 PM
that is a great 1st post^^^^ welcome to zilvia

i hate mx6 s
infinitexsound
03-12-2006, 04:25 PM
mx6 for sure...wow that shit is fugly
chmercer
03-12-2006, 04:27 PM
whatever it is, im throwing up on my keyboard because that car is so SICK
zero.counter
03-12-2006, 04:28 PM
Interesting to say the least...
ALTRNTV
03-12-2006, 04:33 PM
You shoulda waited for the owner to come back, and ask him to pop his hood.
GotDriftS14
03-12-2006, 04:37 PM
i dont liek u guys making fun of my car. :-/ :wtc:


i did a lot of work to get the car good like that n u guyz r being mean.

maybe u jus jellus. maybe insted of making fun u should try and fix up ur own car!

and duh its not a BMW i jus like the BMW symbal so i put it.


:mepoke:
tyler240
03-12-2006, 04:47 PM
mx-6 all the way!! LMAO!! :D
wntrcoatblu240
03-12-2006, 04:51 PM
damn.. WTF? what was he thinking...
ThatGuy
03-12-2006, 04:57 PM
I know what it's NOT. It's NOT a Nissan, so it does NOT belong in chat. Moving this piece of shit to Off Topic. Thank you. :bow:

BTW it is an MX6.
koukidough
03-12-2006, 04:58 PM
wow thats the craziest car i have ever seen. I am stumped to what car that is. Most o you guys say mx6 but I dont know.
gorgasm
03-12-2006, 05:06 PM
wow thats the craziest car i have ever seen. I am stumped to what car that is. Most o you guys say mx6 but I dont know.

its definetly an mx6, what a work of art.

http://www.shophyperformance.com/cart/images/thumb/MX6_body_kits537s.jpg
http://www.eracings.com/catalog/images/images_big/bodykit-mazda-mx6-9397-invader-fb_pic1.jpg
carlos9984
03-12-2006, 05:10 PM
that whale tail is tIghT!!!! :rawk:
gotta get me one of those.. :rolleyes:
jessfx
03-12-2006, 06:39 PM
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH I can't stop laughing!

HAHAHAHHAAHAHA WTF?!

quite ugly. lmfao.
EchoOfSilence
03-12-2006, 06:42 PM
C'mon Jess. We live in LA; this kind of shit is a staple to our existance.

You guys would be surprised how many of these 'shops' that put out this kind of shit exist in LA. It's really sad, but it's daily occurence back home :cry:
drifter808
03-12-2006, 07:09 PM
OMG! That is the funniest thing ive seen this month. thank you for posting that cause i cant stop laughing.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The owner must be really proud of his POS, for driving that thing in public.
kazuo
03-12-2006, 07:11 PM
Sarcasm doesn't carry well over the internet, I see.

I'm well aware its a MX-6. :)

ThatGuy: I hereby formally request that you brownshirts put this thread back in Chat. It's hella funny. :(
ThatGuy
03-12-2006, 07:14 PM
ThatGuy: I hereby formally request that you brownshirts put this thread back in Chat. It's hella funny. :(

No. But thank you for asking so nicely. It's a Mazda, and a hideous one at that. It doesn't belong in Chat.:sadwavey:
dvdevo
03-12-2006, 07:48 PM
OMG i saw that car around serramonte hahah.

oh yeah some mexican with a cowboy hat(dont know the real name) drives that thing.
jessfx
03-12-2006, 07:52 PM
C'mon Jess. We live in LA; this kind of shit is a staple to our existance.

You guys would be surprised how many of these 'shops' that put out this kind of shit exist in LA. It's really sad, but it's daily occurence back home :cry:

Oh yeah. the shop around the corner from your place.. :faint: ugh. i want to burn that place down. >;x or bring around a grip of cars and just beef with them in front hahahahaahahahahha...

shit i'm gonna get shot one of these days. but it's ok. echo will get shot with me. he'll be the one driving. :D :angel:
LinF94112
03-12-2006, 07:55 PM
OMG i saw that car around serramonte hahah.

oh yeah some mexican with a cowboy hat(dont know the real name) drives that thing.

And I saw it around my house near CCSF as well as parked around the neighborhood near MachIII on ocean ave. :naughtyd: :rawk:

Frank.
Team Rootbeer
03-12-2006, 09:17 PM
wow, with all the money he spent on the plethora of emblems he could of bought a real bimmer!
wait, i bet he gave himself the 5 finger discount on them

i wonder if bmw is wondering where all their badges went
!Zar!
03-12-2006, 09:32 PM
OMG i saw that car around serramonte hahah.

oh yeah some mexican with a cowboy hat(dont know the real name) drives that thing.
Does he drift!?

A guy down the street from me modded his mx6 to something like that.
WilloW
03-12-2006, 09:35 PM
Dude probably went around the neighborhood stealing emblems off of everything and glue them on his ride.
andrewmp6
03-12-2006, 11:15 PM
that lip is the top half of what looks to be a accord or vw jetta front bumper sad thing is all th time and money on the pointless parts he could had a nice 12 sec car
Sil-Abc
03-13-2006, 03:48 AM
HAHAHAH I REMEMBER THIS CAR!!! i was gopin to make a post about this too about a month ago cuz i took cell phone pics but i just took pics of the whale tale. hahaha i saw that car in DC in the parkin lot. i just laughed.....pretty hard
Neejay
03-13-2006, 02:42 PM
uhhh...I'm sorry.

LOL
wickdmarz
03-13-2006, 05:07 PM
Ahhh That was awesome it got better with every picture...you should have just stuck around to see the owner that would have been worth it.
kensreliableb18b
03-13-2006, 05:16 PM
holy crap, i didnt even notice the wing until now. that shit looks like it'd break off on the freeway.
sittinsideways
03-13-2006, 05:54 PM
wow this is definatley the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. hahahahahaha thanks for the laugh.

he could of found better uses for his money...o but wait


i bet he gave himself the 5 finger discount
pRaHjeC
03-13-2006, 06:18 PM
hahahahahahaha
FaLKoN240
03-13-2006, 08:08 PM
Someone should break the spoiler off.
kazuo
03-14-2006, 12:27 AM
oh yeah some mexican with a cowboy hat(dont know the real name) drives that thing.

And here I thought that the package couldn't get any better!

http://www.entropyhotel.com/images/chubbyseller2.jpg

Now imagine that guy driving it.

SWEET
AllenRPS13
03-14-2006, 09:34 AM
haha, really? let me see if i can see it around serramonte
AFSil80
03-14-2006, 04:24 PM
its definetly an mx6, what a work of art.

http://www.shophyperformance.com/cart/images/thumb/MX6_body_kits537s.jpg
http://www.eracings.com/catalog/images/images_big/bodykit-mazda-mx6-9397-invader-fb_pic1.jpg

Makes ^ look bearable.