Ex-Girlfriend what do I do?

[azanprophet]

I know most of you don't care but I need advice.

My girlfriend and I broke up about 3 months ago and through a set of extraordinary circumstances remain living together. I was okay with her still living with me being broken up, not normal but tolerable and I still got some on a regular basis. But now she is starting to date some jackass who works at A&F and I can't stand it. She still totally depends on me for everything (food, clothes, etc) and says she wants to move out but has made no moves to do so. I am also now beginning to date someone else and I can't bring her to my place b/c she's always here.

What should I do? Should I kick her ass out and forget about her? Should I let her stay and continue to try and hit that or what? I need help deciding what to do.

[citizen]

you fail, that is all~

[aznpoopy]

kick her ass out dude.

clean break = healthier for both you and her.

[ThatGuy]

Check the paper for an opening for a "Human Door Mat", then you can get paid for this. If not, kick her ass out.

[Xren17]

I think you need to ditch her ass. Your commitment to her ended the moment you broke up. Fuck, I don't even know how you've been able to handle it unless you have this retarded idea that you might get back with each other. The best way to get a girl is to show her that you're happy without her!

[P4rD0nM3]

Get one more then ditch.

[gbond15]

you should just own her and put all her shit on the front lawn... then change the locks. fin

[Edgar]

Go to a bar get fucked up find a hot ass girl take her home bang bang bang I dont want to know your name I just want bang bang bang

fuck bitches
dont stress
live life dude

fuck em leave em

and if they are good keep them around until they fuck up or they catch you cheating

[trsilvias13]

You are renting ? Change the lease under her name.. or if it already under her.. pack your sh*t and leave.

Or

I so agress with gbond15, own her. Pack her stuff and put it outside. Tell that new girls of your about your situation. Get her to sit in the apt and when your ex comes home to open the door, she will ring the bell since the locks has been changed. Your new gf be like.. wtf? I live here.

[P4rD0nM3]

Kick her out unless......she................................... ..................

[that180guy]

thas why u hit it one last time n cut them off lika ganggreen limb. no point in contact with an ex, imho.

[FaLKoN240]

Psh, she should've been gone when you guys broke up. If YOU'RE the man, and paying the bills, it's up to YOU to kick her out.

It's not YOUR fault she can't keep up her own life.

If it comes down to it, tell her to move in with her A&F guy.

Also, stop trying to hit it, and if you want to keep trying to hit it, show her you're a man and throw her ass out. Give her like a week or two to get her shit together, after that, you're going to Gbond her.

[infinitexsound]

give her the talk, explain the situation.. and that she has to go.... saves u the guilt and emotional stress if u just... honestly tell the fucken TRUTH...

[rockinpandas]

pics first of all would help out greatly

[Bryants95240sx]

kick her out, you pay the rent, its your place. dont be a doormat.

[Tenchuu]

Unless you are her pimp and collecting money for services from the other guy, she has no right to be there mooching off you and not even being an easy call when you need one.

[Nan Desu Ka?!]

+15 for kick her out. I know its tough, but man up and do it. Your place, your $$, your fucking rules. done deal.

[OMGWTFBBQ]

have her come home to find all her shit in a box on the porch

[TougeRacing]

invite chuck norris. all ur problems will be solved.

[SimpleSexy180]

^:keke:

but seriously....stop hittin it...bring the new girl over...and WHEN she says something...say she needs to leave.

[mrmephistopheles]

If you're not hitting it and aren't comfortable seeing her with someone else (or comfortable with her seeing you with someone else), end it.
There might be good financial reason for you guys to share a place, but the emotional and psychological toll is much more than it's worth.

[theicecreamdan]

this thread is worthless without pics.

Put it IDB

[skatanic28]

invite her mother over for dinner, get her drunk, and then proceed to have loud and obnoxious sex all nite. things will take care of themselves from then on.


on a more serious note, toss her....soon. she is of no use to you anymore.

[carnal_c30]

dude... go from the ex girl to the next girl... hanging around ex's not letting them go just makes them feel better... when you toss them and just get rid of them its alot better for you and chances are she'll come running back again later... and then you do the only thing possible... bitch slap her and tell her to get the hell away from you :D

[TheWolf]

To get her to leave is to give her enough pain to where she doesn't want to quit... I guarentee that her boyfriend doesn't want her living there either... so you've got to pry that leech off... quit buying groceries... turn off the phone.. get the cable turned off.. so sitting around there gets boring.. tell her your car needed some part and you couldn't pay the water bill but that's ok because you can pee in the tub and it still goes down the drain.. complain that your broke 24-7 then invite 10 guys over for a big party... get everyone plastered... then start messin with her.. like have one guy get lost on the way to the bathroom and pee on her... with everyone drunk she'll have to clean her sheets up and shower on her own.. start shouting other girls names during sex... invite your new GF over for valentines day so when she gets home and there's candles and flowers and shit... be like... hell no thats not for you... thats for *insert new GF* then keep talking about how sweet she is and how dreamy her eyes are.. and blah and blah.. let every conversation some how the subject changed to new GF.. pee on the toilet seat... wipe your ass with her shower towels... complain there's no toilet paper... remove all toilet paper from the place leave old food out and invite roaches in... prune your private area around her sink.. don't take the trash out... for 2 weeks... if your name is on the lease then you can have real fun... take the plate off her car and report it as abandoned to the office... get it towed.. she'll eventually take the hint... when it becomes uncool to stay at your place then she'll find someplace better... untill then she's comfortable then she won't move... leeches are like that.if her name is on the lease then tell her you payed them.. then don't pay... steal all the notices they put on the door... get her two months behind and evicted.. she'll never be able to rent again for a while... but you will... any combination of the above will work... the more the faster she leaves

[Andrew Bohan]

bring the new girl home. if the ex starts shit tell her bringing girls home is what single guys do and she can leave if she doesn't like it.

after the new girl is gone, if the ex is still all emo, buy her some flowers on the way home from wherever you go. when you get home, give them to her. she'll be happy. then say "here, now leave me alone you dumb bitch"

if she doesn't get the point after that, then just throw her ass out.

[nissantuner22]

Simple. Bring the girl home, and start wearing the pants in the house.
If she objects to what you do, make sure to point out the door. Girls like guys with confidence. You sound like you have none. Simply tell her she has a week to get out. Oh, and poke fun of her new BF. That aids in the removal process.

[drift freaq]

ok several mistakes here.
1. Not seperating completely when you broke up.
2. Hitting it after you broke up and letting her still live with you.
3. letting her still live with you.
4. Not having enough self esteem as to take the initiative to kick her out regardless of consequnces for her.
5. Balls your seriously lacking.
In the end it all comes down to one thing. YOu broke up , you leave or she leaves. To still live together after breaking up and not reconciling is just shear idiocy at its peak. You either get back together or you kick her out. You can't have your cake and eat it to in this situation.

[theicecreamdan]

Oh, and poke fun of her new BF. That aids in the removal process.

that sounds like a lack of confidence thing

Simply tell her she has a week to get out. That aids in the removal process.

there we go.

pics or ban!

[infinitexsound]

To get her to leave is to give her enough pain to where she doesn't want to quit... I guarentee that her boyfriend doesn't want her living there either... so you've got to pry that leech off... quit buying groceries... turn off the phone.. get the cable turned off.. so sitting around there gets boring.. tell her your car needed some part and you couldn't pay the water bill but that's ok because you can pee in the tub and it still goes down the drain.. complain that your broke 24-7 then invite 10 guys over for a big party... get everyone plastered... then start messin with her.. like have one guy get lost on the way to the bathroom and pee on her... with everyone drunk she'll have to clean her sheets up and shower on her own.. start shouting other girls names during sex... invite your new GF over for valentines day so when she gets home and there's candles and flowers and shit... be like... hell no thats not for you... thats for *insert new GF* then keep talking about how sweet she is and how dreamy her eyes are.. and blah and blah.. let every conversation some how the subject changed to new GF.. pee on the toilet seat... wipe your ass with her shower towels... complain there's no toilet paper... remove all toilet paper from the place leave old food out and invite roaches in... prune your private area around her sink.. don't take the trash out... for 2 weeks... if your name is on the lease then you can have real fun... take the plate off her car and report it as abandoned to the office... get it towed.. she'll eventually take the hint... when it becomes uncool to stay at your place then she'll find someplace better... untill then she's comfortable then she won't move... leeches are like that.if her name is on the lease then tell her you payed them.. then don't pay... steal all the notices they put on the door... get her two months behind and evicted.. she'll never be able to rent again for a while... but you will... any combination of the above will work... the more the faster she leaves

thats kinda excessive....

[trsilvias13]

I want to see pics too. She must be hot or something for her to stay there so long. If she hot, and new gf hot.. tell your ex 3 some or get out. haha

[theicecreamdan]

^^ and post pics of them together too.

[ALTRNTV]

Kick her ass to the curb.

Leave her stuff outside and change the locks if you can.

[trsilvias13]

It also sounds like you cant let go of the past, but you want to move on too. I say post pic of ex, and current girl. We will help u decide.

[shift_s14]

kick her out, more money for you to spend on your 240

[SimpleSexy180]

^ follow this mans comment. :2f2f:

[Andrew Bohan]

yeaaahhhh what if you sold your 240, but the new owner still kept it in your garage? and you still had a key and took it for a drive sometimes when he wasn't around. it's all bad

[trsilvias13]

^ good one...
and you are doing the oil change, and wash the car, and cleaning it. ( sounds like what you're doing)

[SimpleSexy180]

^ Damn Right

[ranisron]

I hate guys wearing A&F... think they are rich or something...

well, I know it must be hard to kick your ex out, but you have to do something... many of the methods mentioned ^^^ are applicable, you just have to have the balls to do it. Actually do it while you are drunk, that would be much easier.

how about a little oil no change (I mean drain the oil for free, but no new oil) for the A&F guy :keke:...

[rainier]

seriously, you need to post a pic haha. but yeah just kick her out. tape yourselfs or get a pic of you hittin it, then send it to the A&F guy. she'll hate you or whatnot and leave. haha

[AllenRPS13]

of course kick her out and bring your new girl home, dude!!!

[!Zar!]

Kick her out. Then bring all the women you want back to your place. Then go over to your ex's new place and hit her up there.

[trsilvias13]

hold on guys, what if the new chick aint as hot as the old?
i say pics.............. then we decide

[ranisron]

^^^WORD.

werd...

[azanprophet]

O.K. really good advice I've decided that I'm tired of her shit and I don't want to deal with it anymore just wanted to make sure that I wasn't being cruel by kicking her out with no place to go.

With that said and taking into account all the advice received (both good and bad) I've developed a plan of action to let her know how I fell.

Tomorrow is Valentine's day so this is kind of perfect. She works all day so during the day I'm going to pack up her shit and take it to a friend of hers. Than I'm going to have all the locks on the doors changed. The lease isn't in her name so she can't do anything. Thank I'm going to pick her up at work when she gets off and take her out to a nice expensive meal and tell her that she can have anything she wants...then just before the check comes I'm going to excuse myself to wash my hands or something and just leave her ass there to deal with that shit then I'm going to call my friends and go get plastered @$$ DRUNK and forget I ever met her!!!

How's that for a plan? Any constructive input or better suggestions I'm all ears. Oh and my car is garaged and locked up when I'm not in it.

Pics to come shortly if you guys want them.

[Gnnr]

You sir are a wimpus americanus (google Doc Love). First of all grow up and stop being so childish. You're jealous of some girl that dumped you. And if you dont think she dumped you, you're dilerious. The girl always does the dumping 90% of the time. Even if she lets you think you broke up with here or that that both of you who made the decision. If you kick her out now, it'll just show what a jerk you are. Cause she'll now you're kicking her out because of that other guy. Actually, you're not a jerk. You're to nice. You let her live with you for free (sex dosent count) and you wont bring other girls around her for fear of hurtin her. So who cares what she thinks, stop catering to her every need.

What do you mean let her stay and try and hit? Damn!? Have you people not hear of STDs? Or do you think that that happens to other people. That it can never happen to you. If she's sleeping with that other guy, and he has something, then she sleeps with you? y And wait you're seeing someone else exclusively and you want to cheat on the side with this girl living with you? But you also want to bring this girl your seeing to your house for some action. Damn, no wonder STDs are a problem in this country.

Since you really want her out, give her 2 weeks to find a new place. Probally good she's dating the other guy, she can move it with him and mooch of that dude. And theres no need for all that drama you have planned. Thats childish. Just get her out, without the drama. Now you're getting vengefull because you're insecure about that other dude. As far as I know, this girl hasn't really hurt you other than mooching off you, and thats not her fault, you let it happend... so theres no need for all that.

/End Advice

[trsilvias13]

O.K. really good advice I've decided that I'm tired of her shit and I don't want to deal with it anymore just wanted to make sure that I wasn't being cruel by kicking her out with no place to go.

With that said and taking into account all the advice received (both good and bad) I've developed a plan of action to let her know how I fell.

Tomorrow is Valentine's day so this is kind of perfect. She works all day so during the day I'm going to pack up her shit and take it to a friend of hers. Than I'm going to have all the locks on the doors changed. The lease isn't in her name so she can't do anything. Thank I'm going to pick her up at work when she gets off and take her out to a nice expensive meal and tell her that she can have anything she wants...then just before the check comes I'm going to excuse myself to wash my hands or something and just leave her ass there to deal with that shit then I'm going to call my friends and go get plastered @$$ DRUNK and forget I ever met her!!!

How's that for a plan? Any constructive input or better suggestions I'm all ears. Oh and my car is garaged and locked up when I'm not in it.

Pics to come shortly if you guys want them.

good one and on vday too. but beware...
1. she knows where you live.
2. she is dating a guy.
3. for a fact she will tell this guy

[carnal_c30]

I hate guys wearing A&F... think they are rich or something...


and most of them are fags...

[reefer1114]

tell me if she goes out to a club, i will hook up with her there, you catch us in your house, you kick her out of your house, done deal...

j/k

[infinitexsound]

LOL man alot of the things, u guys are saying is really excessive... what ever happend to just telling the truth.....simple direct! and no hostility...what so ever... unless shes kinda on a wire... but do what u have to do...

[WERDdabuilder]

wait till she is sleeping right....then get a sex buddy and sex her in your ex-gf bed while she is sleeping. BAM!

and if all else fails...screw it, shit in her drink.

[WilloW]

I know most of you don't care but I need advice.

My girlfriend and I broke up about 3 months ago and through a set of extraordinary circumstances remain living together. I was okay with her still living with me being broken up, not normal but tolerable and I still got some on a regular basis. But now she is starting to date some jackass who works at A&F and I can't stand it. She still totally depends on me for everything (food, clothes, etc) and says she wants to move out but has made no moves to do so. I am also now beginning to date someone else and I can't bring her to my place b/c she's always here.

What should I do? Should I kick her ass out and forget about her? Should I let her stay and continue to try and hit that or what? I need help deciding what to do.
Throw her facking shit out onto the yard and find yourself a new girl.

[gotta240]

orrrr. wait till she falls asleap. then have a friend(i'll help if need be) go cuddle up to her, and screw her... Fall asleap together, and she wakes up in the morning with some random dude.

then you just say, my bad...i didn't know where he went...you hook a friend up, and make her more horrish.

[Sil-Abc]

orrrrrrrr u wait until she falls asleep, shit all over her bed and scooop up some shit and wipe it on the inside of her ass cheeks, a lil on her butt and some on the back of her thighs :D

[trsilvias13]

so did you go through with your plan?

[theicecreamdan]

I don't see any pics. Be the man about it, give her 2 weeks to get a place. She has done nothing wrong other than take what you have given to her.

[ryangreg]

orrrrrrrr u wait until she falls asleep, shit all over her bed and scooop up some shit and wipe it on the inside of her ass cheeks, a lil on her butt and some on the back of her thighs :D



holy fucking shit that is the most volatile thing I have ever heard lol.....it is absolutley excellent that you actually went ahead and posted this up...AHAHAHAHA

[midnite_180]

Go to a bar get fucked up find a hot ass girl take her home bang bang bang I dont want to know your name I just want bang bang bang

fuck bitches
dont stress
live life dude

fuck em leave em

and if they are good keep them around until they fuck up or they catch you cheating
I declare this guy:
BADASS:bigok:
take his advice, its the way of life, if you dont get it right you will end geting fucked not the other way around.