how will you die

[Eternal_240Sx]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

pwnt!!

[ThatGuy]

While driving, you give the wrong guy the finger for cutting you off, and he follows you home. As you step out of your car, he leans out his window and fires several shots into the back of your head. Your lifeless body hits the cement, and the gunman drives away.

I highly doubt this outcome will be true.
#1. If someone were following me, the last place I would lead them is to my home.
#2. It's just some random message on a website.
#3. I am both invincible and bullet proof. Both have been tested. :bow:

[NemeGuero]

I don't wanna post!! FUCK this game!!

[ranisron]

here's mine:

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.


Wow, I hate to die like that...

[breakindrifts]

You burn in a blaze after crashing doing chuki-dori on the freeway at 150mph.

[xka24detx]

"Depressed with life in general, you blow your brains out with a shotgun."
:squint:

[574-240sx]

A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.

Dam and I thought this was going to happen on Holloween.

[sr_zenki]

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

[Jeff240sx]

I got owned.
After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

-Jeff

[citizen]

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

edit* sounds kinky~

[L1ama]

Chocking by s13 seatbelt

[TiNMAN]

ultimate orgasm

[WILDACEX187]

You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive.
no not a VD!!!!

[projekt_s13]

While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.

its been done, so im gonna be remembered as the "guy who died cuz his girlfriend copyed that one guy with the girlfriend that thought the potato peeler was kinky"

[blu808]

While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

[blu808]

hahaha. Look at these ones.
Shouldn't you be dead already?

heh... you said penis...

Everyone poops.

[Phlip]

"You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin."

... that is more fun than the last time I tried dying

[FaLKoN240]

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

[airsoft]

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself.

[FRpilot]

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

[Andrew Bohan]

while arguing on the internet, you get e-stabbed to death by an e-thug

[dannyboi]

Mine says:

"A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood."

Which is highly impossible because i am so loveable and nobody would want to hurt me.

But if i could choose my own death it would be: in a hail of gunfire.

[IAM_SO_sLOw]

mine is
"While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene."

haha this might be true... i do get pulled over alot and cops do hate me =(

[Sil Beer S13]

While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.

WTF im not homer simpson

[nistech]

While vacationing in Spain, you are goared by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.

[P4rD0nM3]

While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead.

[andy31144]

"A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane."
This happens far to often, I figured that eventually it would be fatal.

[theicecreamdan]

while arguing on the internet, you get e-stabbed to death by an e-thug

who crossed me?

" LET IT BE TOLD...
You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease. " But not before I cut that bitch.

[Angel]

Mine's lame:

While you're walking to your car in a dark parking lot, a man approaches you. He pulls a gun and demands your car keys. In a panic, you run. The man fires several shots into the back of your head, takes your keys, and drives away in your car.


Yeah after he stalls it 10 times....

[NemeGuero]

You die of heart failure after a night of mixing pain killers and hard liquor.

I'm a savage like that.

[Sil-Abc]

You are caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a putter.

Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

[NemeGuero]

Wow, you died twice Jon?!

[240trainee]

While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.


Hahahahahahahhahahahaa, oh shit :rawk: No more random trunk rummaging for me

[RSP13-Sideways]

"A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body."

Hahhahahaa.....where do they get this stuff man? Dirty Midget Debutants on Stilts...

[Liger]

i look both ways before crossing the street...

yet... i just know one day some fixed up Deloreon's gonna pop outta nowhere and run me over....

hopefully hell wind the clock back and bring me back to life

[santacruisin]

"In a fit of boredom you decide to turn your bathtub into a gravity bong. After taking the largest hit of your life you immidiately pass out and drown in the bathtub water."

Sounds about right for me. Beware the gravity bong!

[NemeGuero]

"In a fit of boredom you decide to turn your bathtub into a gravity bong. After taking the largest hit of your life you immidiately pass out and drown in the bathtub water."

Sounds about right for me. Beware the gravity bong!
Haha, now why couldn't they have given me that one!!!

[Bryants95240sx]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.

['90RPS13]

i was hoping while i was sleeping with Kate Beckinsale but i got:

While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.

*a

[Phlip]

An improperly hung ceiling fan falls from above you while it's running. The fast-moving blades slice through your neck with ease, launching your head across the room.
Not a chance, MythBusters debunked that one last year

[Yuri]

While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble.

Yeah, like traffic in socal can speed when there's an overturned semi on the freeway.:ghey:

[Phlip]

I did it again without my last name and came up with this one:

"While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death."

[NemeGuero]

Yah, I didn't like what it gave me for "Evan" so I used NemeGuero.

Try Phlip and see what comes up.

This is how my full name dies:
You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil.

[Bryants95240sx]

Not a chance, MythBusters debunked that one last year


Yeah i saw that one but when they put the lawnmower motor on there thats when it got crazy.


Heres the one i got when i used my last name and first.
You're caught cheating at miniature golf and are beaten to death with a small windmill.

[lok]

You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.

[m072514]

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

...FUCK!

[Var]

hmm..

"Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.."

sounds like something i would do.

[unwed_transient]

You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop.


umm...i'm quitting chess.

[NemeGuero]

hmm..

"Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.."

sounds like something i would do.


You're sooooo Emo!

[EchoOfSilence]

Your next door neighbor beats you to death with a shovel. <- I can believe this. my housemate is a wierdo

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

^ :wtc: :wtc:

[OdessaS13]

During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.

Haha the jokes on the hair stylist...i get #3 buzz cuts, no scissors involved

[m0rex]

During WWIII walking through the jungles of Mexico. An alliance of evil monkies show up to your camp hijack all the weapons and resume killing off your whole crew sparing you. As soon as they leave Mexico including you blow up due to an atomic bomb.

Oh shitttttt mang.

[Phlip]

You will wake up one day, this day will be your last working for Cingular Wireless...
Upon arrival to the building, you are immediately bludgeoned with meaningless bullshit from upper management. Fed up and absolutely sure that you will never have to set foot in the building again, you began sneaking up behind them one by one, dragging them to a janitor's closet where you subdue them with chloroform to shut them up, cut them up into little pieces and strew the pieces about the building in various garbage receptacles.
Blinded by the utter joy derived from the ending of the very individuals presenting you with many of your problems, you leave work. Out in the world, full aware what you have just done but riding high on the rush it has given you, you begin taking off perfect strangers on the streets downtown in the same manner. Then the post office, then Wal Mart, then the YMCA, women and children, doesn't matter.
Now it is 4am and, for some odd reason, you are butt nekkid in the fountain in the mall laughing fiendishly. Mall security calls the cops, and upon arrival, you take 3 of them out as you did the previous day's 47 victims. Absolutely sure that there is no stopping you, every present member of the force emptied their guns into you, not even allowing you to get out of the fountain or put on clothings.

[ALTRNTV]

Lmao @ Phlip

[EchoOfSilence]

uhh, did you just make that one up? hahaha

[Phlip]

Of course I made it up, those little scenario generators could NEVER come up with that shit

[m0rex]

Copycatter, pretty funny though. Lol.

[OdessaS13]

i see a foreshadowing
tommorows CNN news headline...
"Angry Cingular Employee Charged with 47 Counts of Manslaughter and 1 Count of Indecent Exposure at Local Mall"

[ALTRNTV]

^
We do NOT want to see indecent exposure put on by PHLIP. :keke:

jk PHLIP!

[Phlip]

i see a foreshadowing
tommorows CNN news headline...
"Angry Cingular Employee Charged with 47 Counts of Manslaughter and 1 Count of Indecent Exposure at Local Mall"
50, get it right... I killed 47 civilians and then 3 cops.

[s13_speed]

in the middle of the night a squirrel will break my kitchen window out and creep his way up to my bedroom. that little bastard will sneak his way under my covers and sniff his way to my anus. he then will gnaw his way into my rectum and up my stomach and eat my insides.

GROSS!!!

[DJPimpFlex]

You die from complications of a ruptured appendix


Jokes on those bitches, already had mine taken out. lol.

[Nan Desu Ka?!]

In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.

Well, then. that was short lived haha.